Jason Edson

Ok look…… I get it, I’m a crazy person….. But life has been kinda stressful lately so I’m taking a moment to have some fun and go overboard on happy things.

Finally, my acceptance speech

Having now received my gavel, I am officially an Appellate Court Judge of The Political Orphanage. I feel it’s important to share the seal, my oath, and speech at the time of my swearing in, mainly because I take fun things VERY SERIOUSLY. Thank you to @MightyHeaton

For day three I make my appeal directly to @MightyHeaton. Even AI knows I’d look cool as a judge. Imagine this portrait staring at you in your office, where judicial portraits belong. Everyone, listen to The Political Orphanage and help my dreams come true.

Day two of sharing The Political Orphanage until @MightyHeaton elects me judge. Today is a great chat about Mahmoud v Taylor. If my name is mot drawn from the hat, I’m willing to accept the appointment of Chief Clerk upon being sent proper paperwork. youtu.be/aafGVPrk_v0?si…

It’s Judge Week again on the Political Orphanage with @MightyHeaton! I am once again attempting to join the judicial branch and Lord Uncle Heaton has declared sharing the show will help make that happen. So go listen and subscribe! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the…

@boston25 Next up: -company sold to soulless conglomerate. -benefits, hours, and staff slashed -not enough checkout lines open -horrible, bland rebranding -prices go up, quality goes down -we vow to never shop there again and we mean it

END OF AN ERA: Arthur T. Demoulas has been removed as president and CEO of Market Basket. boston25news.com/news/local/mar…

Next up: -company sold to soulless conglomerate. -benefits, hours, and staff slashed -not enough checkout lines open -horrible, bland rebranding -prices go up, quality goes down -we vow to never shop there again and we mean it

Well since @MightyHeaton doesn’t come around here much anymore, We’re Not Wrong gets the listen on my annual “Whiskey, cigar, and Podcast night” at the lake. I can’t abandon him but @JustinRYoung and @JenBriney are also getting put in the game.

Listeners of @JustinRYoung in England today.

@gonefishin1948 I just like going to Mass and being with Jesus. NO or Latin.

@AnnaGorisch This is awesome! I need to figure out how to make it!

The first American Pope

Still one of my greatest Conclave jokes ever.

@MadMikeIsenberg The fireman one has happened to me. 🤣

@myWinnipesaukee You can tell it’s choppy because there are a lot of whitecaps. Ruff is what your dog says while it’s enjoying beach time. Rolls is what you have with your steak at dinner on the water.

What do you say? - Choppy - White caps - Ruff - Rolls - ???

Watching blues vs penguins and the announcer just said “Karlsson picks it up, and can still skate at age 34.” Uncool man. Uncool.