Jeff Goes Random

@NASA @AstroVicGlover @Astro_Jeremy Boring. An almost complete waste. Stay on earth.

Working up an appetite! As @AstroVicGlover gets in his exercise for the day, @Astro_Jeremy is preparing the crew's midday meal.

@NYCMayor @iamcardib Wasn't she a stripper? Didn't she admit to robbing and drugging customers?

Get ready, New York. @iamcardib will be judging YOUR jingles to help spread the word about universal childcare for 2 year olds — aka 2-K. Submit your song by April 17. Full guidelines at nyc.gov/jingle. (Tag #NYC2KJingle and @nycmayor if you post your jingle on social media.)

@NYCMayor Do not forget. Mamcommie and his evil beard concubine support murder and terrorists. Do not forget. Resist. Resist this evil interloper. A stain on NYC. And evil spawn. Do not forget. x.com/i/status/20402…

Rose Hayes once said, “Effective government can do more good and talented people can make all the difference.” Her father, Frederick O’Reilly Hayes, understood that deeply. In the 1960s, he challenged the status quo and reimagined what public service could look like for working New Yorkers. That legacy lives on through the Hayes Innovation Prize, which recognizes city workers who refuse to accept that things must remain as they are. It was a privilege to welcome this year’s recipients to Gracie Mansion and celebrate their work. From saving lives with vending machine fentanyl strips to making our commercial districts more accessible through digital mapping, these honorees are showing us what it means to govern with urgency, creativity, and care. They are a reminder of why I ran for office: to serve people. To Claire Boyd, Elan Carmel, Mike Kutzma , Roxanne Anderson, Pavel Ilin, Shawn Inshan, Mallory Rutigliano, Joel Owhe, Caleb Wendling, Julia Klauss, Kym Williams, Matthew Yarri: thank you for the work you do every day. New York City is lucky to have you.

@tedcruz He was Jewish.

Christ’s sacrifice on the cross is the greatest expression of love in all of human history. Today, we remember His suffering, His mercy, and the promise of redemption.

@catherine011684 @ksorbs She is part of the rot. She needed to resign.

@ksorbs She is an amazing woman! She is excellent and perfect for the job! See how that coward. Instagater mayor’s face didn’t move, he was not happy! Too bad! That is the New York he’s try to ruin! 🇺🇸✝️⛪️🙏🐣🇺🇸

Good on NYPD Commissioner Jessica Tisch for calling out this blatant injustice. Even better that she said it next to Mamdani.

@ksorbs She needed to resign.

Substitute Mamcommie... x.com/i/status/20394…

@azsweetheart013 @MaryLTrump @nilslofgren He looks like an old lesbian.

And @nilslofgren

@ClaesRosengren @MaryLTrump She never met him?

@MaryLTrump I'm longing for Donald's last breath! I'm reading your book about this terrible creature. It seems to explain a lot of him and his evil ways to destroy people. 😥

Robert Mueller served his country honorably for decades. In response to his death, Donald wrote: "Good. I'm glad he's dead." If you think that's acceptable or even remotely ok, you are part of the problem.

Pretty tough talk from a guy who's afraid of stairs.

@MaryLTrump Mueller was evil.

@MaryLTrump Nope.

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@MaryLTrump Begging for money. Loser. Grifter.

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@MaryLTrump Off meds? Or, on meds?

Doug Wilson "Christian Nationalism Crushes Women’s Rights Fast" full video | youtu.be/cmhBLq_Uurc

@VirginiaYa84754 @MaryLTrump Guess who isn't getting an invitation to the ballroom?...

@MaryLTrump So it's perfectly FINE when other Presidents renovate the WH, just NOT Trump. You LITERALLY HAVE NO VALID ARGUMENT SO SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Ballroom.

@Christophe6344 @MaryLTrump She is a grifter.

@MaryLTrump Sad that you devoted your life to hate. Such a sad person and your therapist tells you are only hurting yourself. You cling to the name you hate so much so you can hate so much. At your Final moment when asked what you did with your life you will say "I was miserable". Waste.

JD Vance

@MaryLTrump Grifter. Making money off the jealousy of your uncle. You are angry at your daddy, obviously.

@TaraBull Put him in jail.

Florida authorities released body cam video of golf legend Tiger Woods after his rollover crash last week.

@iris_seraphina Shut up. What an idiot.

I’m so glad the BBC sent her to be the reporter on this! She appreciated every moment of the #Artemis launch so much!! 🚀

@sahouraxo @AnaKasparian AI. Lies.

Trump and Israel killed these two brothers today in Isfahan, Iran. Shahin and Shayan Maleki. Only children…