🏆 COYS, Joe 🇺🇦 #PocketSunflowers

@StokeyyG2 Apparently Hayden Muller had the wettest punch ever 😂

It all kicked off at the end of the Sutton vs Rochdale game in the National League today…🫣

@OctopusEnergy Just DM’d you

@Joe_DMB Hi Joe, yes of course! You can switch your export tariff to Agile Outgoing using this link 👉 octopus.energy/outgoing/ or if it’s easier, drop us a DM and I can sort it for you straight away. 🐙

@OctopusEnergy Morning, I got an email to tell me my export tariffs, Outgoing Octopus, is about to expire and it will rollover to the new Outgoing Octopus, but can I change that to Agile Outgoing for my export tariff only please.

@InsideCroydon @MagnusCroydon @SteveReedMP @will_linsdell Steve Reed is such a loathsome, odious man. A man with the low morals of so many politicians today. A useless individual stealing a living in politics.

@MagnusCroydon @SteveReedMP @will_linsdell This Steve Reed? insidecroydon.com/2026/02/05/mp-…

Terrific to meet @SteveReedMP today alongside my fellow candidates for Crystal Palace and Upper Norwood, Will and Sangeeta. Steve is doing important work in increasing awareness to raise funds to improve the condition of the wonderful St John the Evangelist, behind us. 🌹

110-year-old Turkish grandma shares her secret to a long life: "i never once used Microsoft Teams"

@feederofcats You need to open a cat cafe with all the janks available to pet. Would be a massive hit.

fundraising idea: I charge people $20 to come snuggle Dweeb for a while. Constant lap time for Dweeb, more money for Dweeb. I'm a genius

my productivity has taken a huge hit ever since this guy came into the picture. He wants to be snuggled 1000% of the time

@suttonunited Nasty timing. Not quite safe yet either and they have been so influential, especially Kai. Thank you both for everything, lads. Your contributions this season have likely been more than influential in keeping us up.

ℹ️ Kai Jennings and Osman Foyo have been recalled by AFC Wimbledon with immediate effect We would like to thank both players for their efforts this season and wish them all the best for the future 💛

@feederofcats The strength of character of the cats you get is just incredible. What wonderful animals they are

Thanks to your donations and support, Boris was able to get surgery today to fix his entropion! Imagine how relieved he is :) He also had his bad tooth extracted and was neutered 👏 Welcome to your new pain-free life, Boris. We love you already ❤️‍🩹

@TC38534491 @AlasdairGold He’s been out 11 months, is limping & still having pain killing injections. He’s not even light training yet. His national manager has said the injury is progressing not as quickly as they would like. These are facts. To contemplate his career maybe over is a realistic view.

@Joe_DMB @AlasdairGold But he's still fit. Who knows how his career will go but the point is the length of time it took. Writing off Kulusevski when he hasn't been out that long yet doesn't make sense.

Swedish media claim Dejan Kulusevski was limping when they saw him visit the national team in Valencia today. Obviously could be any reason for that, rather than just the knee, but got to feel sorry for the guy. Must feel like a lifetime out since that complicated injury.

@TC38534491 @AlasdairGold And let’s not forget our pitch which could well be contributing to the many player injury issues we see, and maybe the harshness of the artificial training pitches they use.

@TC38534491 @AlasdairGold Not going to be the same intensity and power as a PL game though which is why I said at this level. He’s a mentality monster though in the interviews I’ve seen with him so if anyone can do it, even at a lower level, it’d be him.

@TinchyS11729 @AlasdairGold No problem, champ.

@Joe_DMB @AlasdairGold Thanks Dr joe

@TC38534491 @AlasdairGold IMHO, in my humble opinion, as I said in my first tweet.

@Joe_DMB @AlasdairGold So a guess?

@TC38534491 @AlasdairGold Based on the type of complex injury that’s been reported previously that isn’t normally associated with a football injury, the pain he says himself he is still getting all this time after the injury and the pain injections he still has to take, and the latest reports of limping

@Joe_DMB @AlasdairGold Based on what?

@creepygoose How about a triple?

Show me a loaf that can rival this one, I’ll wait. (I’m serious I want a billion loafs in the comments)

@suttonunited @paulloughlin Big win this. Great stuff, lads.

WINNING in the rain ☔️🤩

@DavidR17 @McDonaldsUK Still broken for me

@Joe_DMB @McDonaldsUK Mines fixed now on the new app update 👏

@McDonaldsUK my address is no longer valid in your app despite it working a few weeks ago. Can you rectify this please. Just Eat, Uber Eats and Deliveroo all deliver fine.

@EVPuzzle Yeah, I’d forgotten about a fixed version too. I do remember getting a mail about moving over from one version of it to another, but not much else. Think it was probably an error on my part, var IOG rates seemed good & I just don’t do my research as I became a bit complacent.

@Joe_DMB Yep that's me too , if only I'd known fixed OIG was available again , I mistakenly thought OIG had gone variable only. I trusted they'd update me 🫣 Oh well...now to fix at 11.5p 8p Apr 1st or put my head in the sand and say whatever 🤷

Just got my @OctopusEnergy new Intelligent Go tariff for April 1st 5.2p🤔 More than my daughter's basic GO 5p tariff and less than some have reported at 3.49 p Am I imagining it or does the tariff now vary per customer ?

@EVPuzzle Sounds like you got a similar deal to mine. Are you on IOG variable like myself? This seems to have got the worse of the deals.

And don't get me started on the standing charge increase 🤬