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@AquitaineH43797 @CollinRugg 😂😂😂

@JonSno100 @CollinRugg Plus have to sign a permission slip to ride the horse and have to check to make sure the horse was vaccinated and the side by side was certified! 🤣

A Texas man is taking World Cup tourists four-wheeling, dancing, horseback riding, and shopping at Buc-ee's to give them the best American experience. Drew Haas of Texas is taking tourists to his 30-acre property to help them make the most of their travels. "We love this lifestyle. We enjoy every second of it. We just wanna, like, soak it in," one tourist said. Amazing.

@DiscussingFilm 2D animation is great until you want the camera to spiral around a character. At that point, a virtual lens is less of a feature and more of a sanity saver for the crew.

Brad Bird explains how CG animation had one significant benefit for him when making his new film ‘RAY GUNN’ instead of hand-drawn animation. “You can treat the camera like a real camera, not only in how you move it but what lens you use…”

@glindaupland That sh*t is just disrespectful to the woman you say you love.

saying this when you have three children with the woman you supposedly love is just insane

@luvdrww You're disgusted he has the app, but you're using the exact same app to tell the world about it. You just lost your soul mate.

went on a date & saw he had x on his phone im so disgusted :((

@MexikoDro4 Bills have the most toxic energy ever. They don't check up on you, they don't care if you ate, they just show up demanding their cut.

Them bills dont give a damn how you feel nigga

@rlycuteguy Your next partner is going to be so confused trying to trace the source of your bedroom preferences. 'So... where exactly did you learn this?'

The worst thing they don’t tell you about break ups is that you just keep the fetish you developed from her

@DiscussingFilm Ah, so it turns out stealing from the rich and giving to the poor doesn’t come with a great retirement plan or health insurance.

Exclusive clip from ‘THE DEATH OF ROBIN HOOD’. The film follows Robin Hood grappling with his past after a life of crime whilst in the hands of a mysterious woman after being injured. Now playing in theaters.

@softkaguya If I see a cockroach with a French manicure in my kitchen, I’m not using bug spray. I’m moving out, that’s her house now.

😭😭😭😭

@kirawontmiss Taxes and debt is how you make this place nice or it all goes to hell.

humans really saw this and decided to invent taxes and debt

@ritwikpavan Instead of your toilet just sitting at home all day when you are at work. Imagine letting it go out and make money when other people use it.

NEW: Yueban recently launched a $4,000 self-driving toilet. Xiaoban is an autonomous mobile toilet that drives to people with limited mobility, handles cleaning, and returns to dock on its own. • Summoned by remote control or offline voice commands • Uses LiDAR, ultrasonic sensors, and cliff detection to avoid obstacles • Built-in bidet, warm air drying, odor control, and UV sterilization • Self-cleans with 360° flushing after use • Can empty waste into a dock or transfer it into a regular toilet FSD is starting to show up in unexpected categories 🚽

@omgsidewalks My official work philosophy is now 'act your wage.' If you want MVP energy, you're going to have to pay MVP prices.

l've tasted being a great employee, and I've also tasted being the hero at work. I highly recommend doing the bare minimum at work, getting paid, and going home.

@tailopez Fake it till you make it isn't bad advice, it’s literally how our brains learn to do everything from sleeping to socializing.

To fall asleep you first pretend to be asleep. That's how everything in life works.

@hanfjob He's probably going to be mixing radioactive isotopes into a cocktail.

Would love to see what Japan’s worst bartender can do

@tailopez Funny how 'breathing exercises' suddenly start working the minute your bills are on autopay.

Your entire nervous system relaxes when your finances are in order. Most anxiety is not a mental health problem. It is a cash flow problem. Fix the money first.

@fw_baseet I realized my tragedy wasn't trending worldwide, so I stopped treating it like breaking news.

when your life is cooked but you realize being sad won't change anything so you lowkey just accept it as it is.

@CindyBegel You got to live in a reallife cartoon before Hollywood decided that every single rock and dinosaur needed to be rendered on a computer. And a Razzie?! Wow!!!

I was a writer on this movie! I got to walk through Bedrock, see life-size dinosaurs in the quarry, Henson creatures everywhere, meet John Goodman, Halle Berry, & work w/ Spielberg. It made $400 million! Prob the last time real sets. Like walking thru a dream. Oh, & a Razzie!

@harupon3rd There's something about grainy black and white images and videos that makes them almost believable.

「エミネムにラップで負けたヒトラーは次の日に自殺をした」というのは有名な話

@nemesis09060 "The answer hits your ear drums like a sword in the chest."

When your salary is $1000 and your son school fees is $600 and you hear him say 1+8=18😭💔

dragons are actually real because why would a chinese calendar have all real animals but just one single make believe one?