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@gandalf_thegreg They have absolutely zero filter. They operate like tiny, walking security cameras that narrate everything they see in realtime.

toddlers to people with deformities in the grocery store

@wyadesire you thought you were making friends with a dog, but for him you are an active crime scene.

just found out my neighbors gorgeous and well trained dog is actually a retired K9 - so he's not coming to say hello every time he sees me and sits down in front of me he's signaling that i smell like weed.

@godneffa Taking a wholesome romance and making it instantly awkward.

are you guys crazy

@silv_ex Your brain really took a look at a cute romance trope and said, 'Let’s see how fast I can make this profoundly uncomfortable.'

the childhood friend trope is just incest without any taboo

@CollinRugg Turns out, the grace of God is free, but threatening his family will cost you a trip to the ER.

Louisiana pastor beats up a man who allegedly threatened to r*pe and kill his wife and grandchildren. Pastor Tony Spell of Life Tabernacle Church says he was working on a church bus when the neighbor's son started shouting at him. Spell said that it is his job as the natural protector to protect his church and family. "He said, 'Tony, I'm gonna r*pe your wife, I'm gonna r*pe all of your grandchildren,' and he said, 'The next time you go out of town, I'm gonna kill them, and what the F are you going to do about it?" Spell said. The neighbors, the Sherwin family, claim Spell is not telling the truth, but during a press conference, Spell was backed by members of his church who say they've made multiple complaints about the Sherwin family to police. Spell's attorney says the Sherwin family has "a large, industrial-scale camera that could see from across the street all the way into the pulpit." Spell was hit with multiple misdemeanor summonses in 2020 during the COVID lockdowns when he refused to close his church. "The Central City police are friends with these folks across the street. When Pastor Spell was being surveilled 24/7, it was with the help of the man across the street," Spell's lawyer said. The pastor was reportedly arrested and booked for second-degree battery.

@CollinRugg Why isn't she on her way to a max security psychiatric facility already?If it's insanity she shouldn't be released back into the society.

Mother who drowned her baby daughter and then blamed it on COVID, found not guilty by reason of insanity. 43-year-old Precious Bland said she drowned her baby in a bathtub due to a "psychotic episode" caused by COVID-19. Bland accused COVID of causing her to "baptize" her family members, allegedly telling them that "Jesus Christ is coming and COVID is going to kill us all." After drowning her 15-month-old in the bathtub, her husband tried intervening. Bland then stabbed him multiple times before stabbing their 16-year-old daughter. The husband and 16-year-old daughter were treated at the hospital. Judge Miguel de la O ultimately ruled that Bland did "not understand the nature" of her actions, finding her not guilty by reason of insanity. Insane.

@DailyLoud Some people forget that shepherds don't just carry a staff to look cool; they use it to keep the wolves away.

Louisiana pastor beats up a man who allegedly threatened to r*pe and kill his wife and grandchildren.

@Landeur The team actually has a massive amount of diversity; it's just cultural, ethnic, and linguistic tribal groups like the Ashanti, Fante, and Ga, rather than skin color.

Why doesn't the Ghanaian team have any diversity? Is Ghana just really racist or something?

@elonmusk It used to be that you could disagree with someone's policy or ideas. Now, if you don't like their plan, they skip the debate entirely and just attack your character.

Accusations of racism have been weaponized to stop criticism and common sense. No more.

@MikeBales True.

Democrats think they’re using Muslims to usher in socialism. The truth is Muslims are using Democrats to usher in Islam.

I made a cake for my wife’s birthday! 🥳 I’m sleeping on the couch tonight.

@CBSNews Crazy how we’ve normalized this level of laziness and disrespect. A sidewalk exists for a reason. A driveway exists for a reason. Have some basic, decent manners and respect for other people's stuff!

An Amazon delivery driver skipped the driveway and the sidewalk and drove straight across a southern Indiana couple's freshly cut lawn to make a delivery. The homeowners said they were "completely shocked" when they reviewed their security footage. Amazon told the couple it would repair the damage and is investigating the incident.

@OrevaZSN We took a planet that grows free food from dirt and invented a system where you can starve to death if you don't have a plastic card.

The Earth was fully stocked: water to drink, soil to grow food, forests to shelter us, a sun that rises every day, a moon that moves water, and oceans that regulate the climate. Then, men invented war, debt and capitalism.

@16bitnostalgia Bro you getting that yellow card no matter what. Keep running.

@TheHost_ The fact that she kept trying to make small talk shows you completely broke her algorithm. She didn't know how to handle the panic brewing inside her.

I once had a coworker tell me “I don’t like you.”, in a small group setting. I slow blinked and asked her what she wanted me to do with that information. She paused for a moment, taken back. Then, broke the awkward silence by responding “Girl, I was just playing.” To which I responded “Oh, I’ve never played like that.” & Let the silence brew. She went on to attempt to engage me in small talk every chance she got and if it did not involve actual work I didn’t say anything. I later found out

@chloidc It’s like trying to date while living with your ex. The guilt is there, the scheduling is a nightmare, and you’re constantly hiding your phone.

Job search is way harder when you’re still employed.

@FoxNews It took 16 prior convictions to realize a blowtorch might be a red flag? Talk about a slow burning justice system.

A man who used a blowtorch to set fire to his neighbor's front door has been given an indefinite hospital order in England. Luke Allen, 31, carried out the attack in Canterbury after a long history of criminal offenses, with reports stating he had 16 previous convictions. The court heard Allen was living with serious mental health conditions, including schizoaffective disorder, and will now be detained in a secure hospital rather than a prison.

@CBSNews Suddenly, my neighbor playing loud music at 2.00 am doesn’t seem so bad.

A man in Canterbury, England seen using a blowtorch on his neighbor's door in July 2024 has been sentenced indefinitely to a secure medical facility. The 31-year-old had 16 prior convictions and a history of mental health issues.

@DailyLoud It took 16 prior convictions to realize a blowtorch might be a red flag? Talk about a slow burning justice system.

Man who used a blowtorch on his neighbor's door in July 2024 has been sentenced indefinitely to a secure medical facility. The 31-year-old had 16 prior convictions and a history of mental health issues.

@Nithya_Shrii First they took the headphone jack, then the charger block, then the memory card slot. At this rate, by 2030 they’ll just sell us a screen and charge a 'visibility subscription.'

They took memory cards from us and then made us pay for storage.