@AlbumAura Idk who needs tp hear this, but statue making has gotten really shitty.
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We call this college in the US.
Trad West@trad_west_
German monks fasted for 40 days on beer only. A journalist recreated it and lost 25 lbs (11kg)
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You mfs still don’t get who Michael Jackson was
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who is this generations Michael Jackson?
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After expertly running Cotton Eye Joe into the Macarena into Uptown Funk, Saddam Hussein scanned the wedding reception and knew it was time to slow things down with Wonderful Tonight.
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Golden Tempo was literally dead last in the final turn and then outkicked everyone to win the Kentucky Derby. What an insane finish.
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@GavinNewsom The Supreme Court decision rules against gerrymandering actually.
Race based gerrymandering specifically:
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The Jell-O Belt, where Jell-O is consumed at twice the national average...
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Remember when Long John Silver’s still had a little dignity? Walking along that fake pier to get inside really lent the entire dining experience an exotic air of piracy.
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Today’s plan is to hike New Orleans’s famous “Shia LeBeouf Trail,” which is all the dive bars with confirmed Shia sightings during Mardi Gras as he made his way east to his ultimate arrest at R Bar
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🎶John Michael Montgomery released ‘Sold (The Grundy County Auction Incident)’ 31 years ago, May 1, 1995
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Nothing better than hearing that “door open” sound and seeing your crush online. These were the days. Truly.
RetroNewsNow@RetroNewsNow
On May 1, 1997, AOL Instant Messenger (AIM) was released
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@wholemars Remember the guys that played fake fired employees for the news. I hope we can all laugh about that now.
youtube.com/watch?v=XKyKKW…
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@OfficialJoelF @Tesla Is this how all "autonomous driving" works? They're just being pulled by a cybertruck?
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Joe Rogan: "If you go into a room with 100 people at least 1 is a f*cking idiot. If you're a country of 330 million people... that’s at least 3 million idiots."
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