Kaiser Johnson

@davidbateman Hi David, I'm a broker for Miles Franklin Precious Metals, I'm happy to help you get 200M in 90% silver. Our bullion exchanges are very heavy on 90% right now we can get it done. I'll DM you my direct line, if that's helpful.

I’ve learned recently that the local coin shops can’t sell their lower grade junk silver because a) refineries aren’t buying it because it’s easier to refine 999 silver and b) they are having trouble financing hedges against their existing inventories. This is creating congestion in the silver supply chain and causing demand destruction. I’m not super up to speed on how to wholesale networks are structured, but I decided to allocate up to $200M to help clear these back logs of 90% constitutional silver. If anyone can point me in the right direction I would appreciate it. The spice must flow

@FrancisXRocca @Pontifex Is he being facetious?

.⁦@Pontifex⁩ thanks Vatican press corps for “the delicacy which you often use when speaking about scandals in the church: there are so many and I have often seen in you a great delicacy, a respect, an almost — I would say — ‘shameful’ silence: thank you for this attitude.”

Police investigator: “So all you own is your toothbrush and clothes on your back?” Jack Reacher: “That’s right” PI: “So how and when do you silky smooth shave your chest?” Reacher was silent.

Vindictiveness is a disease, and when it is once generated it rages, not only until it has killed its enemies, but until it has killed its possessor.

@joshbarkey Woo! Love this!

6/6 It's not outsourcing busywork; because creativity isn't isn't a chore. It's the key to a joyous, full LIFE. Screw AI, amigo. MAKE the time. 😉

1/6 THREAD: A baby screenwriter friend texted to ask if I had any recommendations for using AI to write scripts. This is what I told him...

@WallStreetSilv “Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, it’s the Great Valley!”

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Please pray for 36 hour old Baby Dean (the child of the daughter of a friend of ours from Church). He may have Strep B, his oxygen levels are very low and he might not make it! They are working feverishly to stabilize him! Please pray she pass this on!!🙏🏻🙏🏻

Since there’s a lot of discussion about kids at church, I have to tell you my favorite story. It didn’t happen to me but to a dear friend of mine who was celebrating mass at the parish next to me. When he elevated the Blessed Sacrament and the bells rang, a little boy jumped up on his pew, pointed and started shouting “He’s saving the world! He’s saving the world!” The priest told me he simply couldn’t put the host back on the altar. He held it there. People wept. My friend said he didn’t know how long the moment lasted, but it felt like a blessed eternity. God uses those little angels. Their souls are aware of what’s going on, maybe more so than the souls of some of the adults in the congregation. We are blessed to hold fast to this beautiful, ancient faith.

@taylorsschumann 😂

The answer to anyone who talks about the surplus population is to ask him whether he is the surplus population, or if he is not, how he knows he is not. That is the answer which the Spirit of Christmas gives to Scrooge.

@DGiesige @iamRandyWayne I’ll recuse myself from this debate!

@KaiserJohnson @iamRandyWayne I got a lot of problems with you two! And now you're gonna hear about it! (Maybe later) 🤪 Who would win Feats of Strength: Kaiser, Randy, or the kids? 🤔

Every heresy is a truth taught out of proportion.

*Exactly 3 seconds later* yeah this is christmas & i spent a huge amount of time on this

@AlexiHawley Woohoo! Back at it!

Ready!

“The modern mind will accept nothing on authority, but will accept anything on no authority.” – G.K. Chesterton

@FormerTaxMan Glad to hear it!

@KaiserJohnson Awesome! The kids were fully engaged and my wife and I were cackling at the things that flew over their heads 😂

Two things: 1. Is this @KaiserJohnson ? 2. Why have I not seen this sooner? This is hilarious! youtu.be/dDn0eJhjPcE

I'm a Jew in NYC and I made friends with a Palestinian in Gaza this week. Using @Snap Maps I was able to build a personal connection with a complete stranger and learn from their first-hand experience of whats happening on the ground in real-time. Heres the story + some takeaways

Our short comedy Western “Jack Higley Shouldn’t Be a Cowboy” is premiering there!

@richoblation @BlindBytes Yes! Awesome!

@BlindBytes Wow! This is going to be super awesome! Looking forward to seeing it progress. Slow and steady. 💪🏼

No going back now. Operation Food Forest is in full swing.