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I have today signed an agreement to allow the next Zoolander Movie to be filmed on location at No10.
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Sir Keith Starmer. Nothing has crossed my desk.
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Sir Keith Starmer. Nothing has crossed my desk.
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Mission driven, laser focused, barrier breaking , turbo charged, restoring order at the border. Free speech, going harder and faster, iron clad, a hard bastard.
Winchester, England Beigetreten Ocak 2023
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@BallouxFrancois What a load of Ballouxs.
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I live in London, and I'm well travelled. London is one of the safest places I've ever been to. It is a beautiful, diverse and vibrant city and there's no 'no go' zone, absolutely none. Every bit of London, be it posh or poor, is remarkably safe by international standards.
LBC@LBC
'Sadiq Khan is worried people can see what's really going on.' Reform UK’s London mayoral candidate @policylaila discusses the Met Police's dismissal of a rape case as she outlines her concerns about rising crime issues in the capital.
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also joining #BBCLauraK
Shadow Defence Secretary James Cartlidge
Lib Dem Leader Ed Davey
Actor Peter Capaldi
Sunday 9am @BBCOne @BBCiPlayer
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@JakeBarker1212 Well said mate.
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That's probably the end of Derby's season, even if Hull conceding late does give us a bit of hope.
A poor start and late injuries have killed us, but it's been so enjoyable watching this team grow from relegation fodder into playoff contenders.
Proud of this team. 🐏 #DCFC
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@JohnRentoul Just the 10 Billion🙄
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Chagos deal was a terrible one, but Tories wildly exaggerate cost at £35bn over 99 years; it was approx £10bn, adjusted for inflation
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Maybe you could stop leaking about him to the Daily Mail and lobbying for his job at all hours now Mr Two Faced.
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@faisalislam Fans booing a team top of the Prem. I won’t stand for it .
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Sir Keith Starmer. Nothing has crossed my desk. retweetet
The Islamic Republic of Iran has just been nominated to the UN Committee for Programme and Coordination to shape policy on women's rights, human rights, disarmament and terrorism prevention.
The British government, of course, did not object to Iran’s appointment — even though the Iranian regime has been massacring thousands and thousands of protestors this year.
At least it shows satire is not dead.
NEXT UP> Satan nominated to investigate sin.
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@christopherhope @parkrunUK Mission driven.
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Gladys and I got round the second ever Rothamsted ParkRun in Harpenden in 27 mins 47 secs today. Thanks to the marshals and volunteers who made it happen. An extraordinary 615 runners turned up! @parkrunUK 🐶 🐾 🏃♂️ 👣
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@DPJHodges I’m going nowhere Hodges.
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Excellent. Now, that should just about be enough.
John Rentoul@JohnRentoul
Congratulations to Keir Starmer, who today overtakes Anthony Eden for length of prime ministerial service (1 year 280 days)
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Any illegal immigrants overusing room service will be sent a stiff letter.
Home Office@ukhomeoffice
Asylum handouts and accommodation will be removed for illegal migrants who abuse Britain’s generosity.
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@PatrickChristys @Olicanarama I’m not across the detail of this particular U turn.
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One day the full truth will come out about why Starmer and Hermer were so desperate to give the Chagos Islands away and why they’ve devoted so many resources to making the Chagossians’ lives miserable on the islands despite them having a legal right to be there.
Adam Holloway@ajhholloway
UPDATE: Reality of what a government made up "human rights lawyers" really means. Flown in Customs, Police & Royal Marines going through every single box. Denied Chagossians: an emergency solar water maker; mosquito nets; bedding; mobile phone; sunglasses;clothing & ice-maker.
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@aquitainexox Why does he walk like Norman Wisdom ? Norman coincidentally was also big in Albania from where we accept a multitude of criminals.
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@MatthewStadlen Try Notting Hill Gate still like 50’s Britain👀
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Sir Keith Starmer. Nothing has crossed my desk. retweetet
Following his successful tour of the Middle East Keir Starmer is now travelling to Houston to oversee the landing of the Artemis III spacecraft.
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@CharlotteCGill Well she hasn’t come across my desk.
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@PatrickChristys He’s a very good friend of mine.
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@vicderbyshire This hasn’t crossed my desk.
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Sir Keir Starmer has shelved his Chagos Islands deal after the US failed to formally confirm its approval
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@EricIdle Starmer and Hermer.
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@MikeTappTweets This is what happens when they are left to do whatever they like.
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Instead of being at work (maybe unemployable), they choose to intimidate MoD staff who are working hard to keep our country safe.
Disgraceful.
SteveSpCorner@SteveRightNLeft
Pro-Palestine demonstration rush the MOD building in Whitehall, held back by armed police
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@Lord_Sugar It’s the way you tell em.
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A dead body was found outside this shop,police are looking for a cereal killer. Sorry could not resit repeating this.
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