Kingofturtles
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@UnstuckGlue @alextatem Ok sorry, it's a hypophora (go ahead and look it up, moron) doesn't change the fact that he wasn't actually asking if a peptide is a steroid like you thought, dumbass.
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Are peptides steroids? Are they ‘cheating’?
From a doctor who prescribes steroids AND peptides. Saddle up, b/c there is a LOT to unpack here.
Let’s break it down 🧵⬇️ (1/13)
Bravo-1@certifiedsauce1
Are peptides steroids?
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@nxstypxet Funny. I've broken bones and I am heavily medicated for mental health problems.
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Acabo de enterarme de la teoría de "nunca me rompí un hueso"
Básicamente, dice que si nunca te has roto un hueso, no estabas destinado a sufrir físicamente en la vida, sino que estabas destinado a sufrir más emocional, mental y espiritualmente.
Adivinen quién nunca se ha roto un hueso.
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@fvckfemi_ On your birthday you turn 39. You say "I am 39 years old". That means you've completed 39 years of living. Can someone explain the confusion?
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@MedievalGritty How is this a haze? He isn't forced to do a rookie lap. He gets to do a rookie lap. I'd love to have a lap on my own before my first ever NHL game.
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blows my mind that it’s 2026 and NHL teams are still allowed to haze like this
Anthony SanFilippo@AntSanPhilly
The Porter Martone rookie lap.
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@xevekiah Why would he phone her and tell her to tell Claire he's going to get her phone?
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My sister called me at 2:00 AM. She was crying.
"Come get me. Please. I think my husband is dead."
I was already putting on my shoes.
"Where are you?"
"The closet. He's in the bedroom. He's been standing there for three hours. He hasn't moved."
"Who hasn't moved?"
"Tom. My husband. But it's not Tom."
I drove to her house in fifteen minutes. She lives twenty minutes away.
I didn't knock. She left the back door unlocked like she said.
I found her in the bedroom closet. Kneeling behind her winter coats. Shaking.
I pulled her out.
"Where is he?"
She pointed to the bed.
No one was there.
"He was here," she whispered. "Standing right there. Facing the wall. For three hours."
I checked the whole house. Empty.
Her car was in the driveway. His car was gone.
"Claire. Where is Tom?"
She looked at me. Her eyes were strange. Not scared. Confused.
"Tom died," she said. "Three years ago. You were at the funeral."
I stared at her.
"Claire. I was at your wedding. Last year. I gave a toast. You cried."
She shook her head.
"That wasn't Tom. That was someone else. Someone wearing Tom."
I sat down. My legs felt wrong.
"Claire. You're scaring me."
She grabbed my phone. Opened my photos. Scrolled to her wedding.
"That's not Tom," she said, pointing at the groom.
It was Tom. Same face. Same smile. Same suit.
But she was right about something.
His eyes were wrong. In every photo. Too dark. Too still. Like a photograph of a photograph.
I looked at Claire.
"Who did you marry?"
She started crying again.
"I don't know. I don't remember. I just remember waking up one day and he was there. Making coffee. Calling me honey. And I thought... I thought I was going crazy. Because I knew Tom was dead. But he looked like Tom. He sounded like Tom."
She grabbed my arm.
"So I pretended. For a year. I pretended he was Tom. I pretended everything was fine. But last night, I woke up. And he was standing at the foot of the bed. Facing the wall. Not moving."
"What did he say?"
"He didn't say anything. He just stood there. For hours. I watched him. And then I realized."
"What?"
"He wasn't breathing."
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@UnstuckGlue @alextatem He already knows the answer to the questions. He's not actually asking them. Other people are and he's answering them. HES NOT ACTUALLY ASKING. Ur username fits you perfectly.
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@Kingofturtles1 @alextatem They are not "rhetorical" questions, you dumb fuck
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@UnstuckGlue @alextatem It's rhetorical. Other people are asking and hes answering. FFS man.
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@alextatem why are you asking if a peptide is a steroid, DR? Are you a chiropractor by chance, cause no real Dr is that stupid
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@Kingofturtles1 @JFreshHockey Mcdavid is the most talented player to ever play in the nhl lmao
Just cause other all time greats had incredible seasons that were better than 97s that year, doesn’t make them better overall
Give your head a shake kid
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@McFou2 @heavyoilcontry Crazy you can lie like that with Google being so easy to use
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@heavyoilcontry Buddy Tyson Barrie playing with McDavid had 70 points. Bouchard deserves nothing tbh. He is getting carried by McDavid and Draisaitl that is it. Plus he is absolutely dogshit in defence which is his main job
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For years, the Norris was never about defence, but now that a #LetsGoOilers player is closing in on a potential 100pt season.. it’s suddenly, “all about the defence”
Y’all can get fucked
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@EastVan808 Why are we comparing points when talking about dmen
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@TylerPurcell24 Same. I was hoping seeing the negative effects of stuff would stop me from doing that stuff. Nope. Still drink every night and see my HRV fall through the floor then go hit the gym
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This blows my mind. I used Whoop for a while. Here’s what I found:
- I wasn’t using the data to change anything
I workout almost daily no matter how i feel.
Bad sleep rating? I have 3 kids. I can’t just catch up on sleep and recovery.
Who is truly finding this information invaluable and actually using it to improve their life?
Will Ahmed@willahmed
BREAKING: WHOOP RAISES $575M AT $10.1B VALUATION I am pleased to announce that we’ve raised $575M at a $10.1B valuation to accelerate our mission of unlocking human performance and healthspan globally. This round was led by Collaborative Fund with participation from 2PointZero Group, Qatar Investment Authority (QIA), Mubadala Investment Company, Abbott, Mayo Clinic, Macquarie Capital, Glade Brook, B-Flexion, IVP, Foundry, Accomplice, Affinity Partners, Promus Ventures, and Bullhound Capital alongside a group of individual investors including Cristiano Ronaldo, LeBron James, Rory McIlroy, Virgil van Dijk, and Mathieu van der Poel. This investor group and this moment reflect a powerful evolution underway for Whoop and the broader healthcare market. Whoop was born in performance - trusted by the best athletes in the world to train, recover, and compete at the highest level. That foundation remains core to who we are. You see that in the iconic athlete investors joining this round. But it also represents our push into broader health. In the past 12 months, WHOOP has received medical clearances, launched blood testing, and created a platform that has saved lives. Abbott and Mayo Clinic - two of the most respected and influential institutions in global healthcare - are now investors in Whoop. These are organizations that have shaped modern medicine. Their decision to partner with us is a clear validation of where our technology is headed. Healthcare systems around the world are reactive. For too long, they have waited for people to get sick, then intervene. Chronic disease is rising and costs continue to climb. At Whoop, we believe the future looks fundamentally different. We are building the most powerful, personal, preventive health platform in the world - powered by continuous biometric data, advanced analytics, and AI to help people understand their bodies and improve their health in real time. I am grateful to our team, our members, and our partners for believing in this vision. I’ve been building this company for 14 years and I’ve never been more excited for the future.
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@JFreshHockey Mackinnon and McDavid aren't generational. The fact that you think both of them are means neither is.
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ppl get too caught up on the generational label
in my eyes, to be generational, Celebrini has to become the best player in the world, simple as that. that's the bar. it's a ridiculously high bar, and he can have an all time great career even without clearing it - plenty have
JFresh@JFreshHockey
Macklin Celebrini has reached 100 points in his sophomore season. #SJSharks
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@Winter189188 @MorlockP No man training seriously for a while (especial a man who's been training for the NFL) has a problem benching 201lbs.
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what did I just read?
I'm a fat 54 year old nerd and I bench > 200 for reps.
Dov Kleiman@NFL_DovKleiman
Scary: Browns superstar QB Shedeur Sanders benching 205 pounds with EASE. Shedeur has put on a serious amount of muscle this offseason. Many people don’t realize how hard this is. 🤯🤯🤯
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If the reports are true and the Canucks are going to give Defensemen Zeev Buium $9 million a year for eight years, then maybe Oilers Darnell Nurse at $9.25 million isn’t so bad 👀
Like I always say… maybe it’s me.
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@abeshaboing @cfree94 Why the fuck would I not stand up and stretch my back?
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@cfree94 Why is your dusty ass standing up in row 30? Relax
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@PeytonElroy You lost me when you said your jaw is tense because it stops words from coming out of your mouth
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I’ve had this done and let me tell you….
Her reaction is completely warranted. Mind you, it is an uncontrollable response if your jaw is that tight and finally released
Ancient medicine documented jaw tension release dating back thousands of years
If you get this done before having kids, and especially as a woman, it can deeply heal your future bloodline because of the emotional binds you’re loosening up and potentially NOT passing along in the womb or in later parenting style
Even if you’re already a parent or just someone who wants to heal, this is valuable because you can free up a lot of frustration and stifled feelings you’ve bottled up. The jaw tends to take on a lot because it controls (or prevents) the movement of words that come out of our mouth
Women AND men benefit from jaw release!
When you release the jaw you also release the pelvic floor muscles that contribute to keeping your reproductive organs and surrounding systems healthy with free flowing energy
Jaw tension release can help all kinds of emotional healing but also physical healing such as:
✅ pain free periods
✅ easier childbirth
✅ stronger orgasms (both women & men)
✅ consistent bowel movements
✅ more frequent erections
✅ properly functioning bladder
Think it’s too good to be true? Give this a try and test on yourself to see what happens. You can do jaw releases on yourself at minimum with tutorials from Youtube. Obviously it is great to have someone help but don’t think you have to hire someone for this…. it can cost you $0. Do them every couple days for a month and report back
Healing is always possible 💚
Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives@dom_lucre
🔥🚨JUST IN: Garry Lineham gave Grammy winning singer LeAnn Rimes a deep Jaw Release.
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@_6signxxx Are men teachers paid more than female teachers?
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people say "women are not paid less, they just pick empathy careers." ok.!!! but who decided nursing and teaching are worth less? like we will pay a sales guy 150k to move numbers around, but pay a nurse pennies to literally keep people alive, or give a teacher crumbs and wonder why future generations are failing every test. it is not that empathy based work is less valuable it is that we’ve normalized underpaying it because it’s "women’s work."
Qadi@Bigqadi
These are the people that should get Six figure bonuses
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