Kingofturtles

@DorianB112 If your after looks yes. If you're not then no

Let’s be honest: is going to the gym 4 to 5 times a week(consistently) useless if your diet is bad and trash? 🤔

@0liviajulianna Champion and gold medalist sounds better until you mention it's for women's soccer

I’d rather be a champion and gold medalist than play for the Giants.

@JillianMcLeod05 No. The point is contracts are released within 5 mins for free agency opening up. Those contracts aren't negotiated in 5 mins. They were negotiated way before free agency opened up. Every team in every league tampers. Everyone knows this (except you)

@Kingofturtles1 No I'm not actually aware of the 5-minute rule and I don't think Gary is either seeing as that's not a thing

Golden huh? Yet you have a Player on your Roster that should be in Jail & one who colluded with your Management to escape the pressure of the Toronto market I wouldn't be bragging right now

@cosmic_allium He's the hockey guy that was found not guilty right?

If I have to see C***** H**** name go on the Stanley cup this year I am actually loosing faith in humanity. He shouldn’t even be playing on an NHL team vgk’s have no class and will never get my respect.

@Wommandrs Why do you even comment if you don't watch football?

I’d rather be a multi-time Women’s World Cup champion and Olympic gold medalist than a shit NFL quarterback

@moderncrusaderz @t6rts147 @Airaasayss Or, 31 ppl. 30 dead ppl and 1 killer. The other 21 ran away screaming. Or 1. Just the killer cause othr 30 dead ppl aren't ppl anymore. It's impossible to answer this.

@t6rts147 @Airaasayss You aren’t good at this. It says I enter a room with 50 people.(51) a killer walks in.(52) and kills 30 people. At a minimum 52-30 is 22 which is playing this game your way would mean that there are 22 people in the room.

How many people are still in the room🤔🤔🤔 Solve honestly in 10 seconds..!!!

@MetamateDaz I've never seen a tweet from you and now today I've seen two for some reason and they are both the most idiotic tweets I've seen in months.

You’re born onto a planet you never asked to exist on… and society immediately hits you with: “Okay, now go earn the right to eat, sleep, rest, and have shelter.” Like… zoom out for a second. We’re floating on a rock in infinite space and we created a game where you have to spend most of your life working just to not starve or freeze to death. The whole concept is actually insane when you think about it.

@newstart_2024 You cant have more fun sober

Josh Brolin nailed sobriety in one powerful line. He loved drinking — called it gasoline in his veins. But he made it his mission to make sobriety more fun than his wildest nights. He was even willing to lose his wife Kathryn to put sobriety first. No more Jekyll and Hyde. No more getting banned from every bar. That version of him is gone. This one hit me hard. Most people see sobriety as losing something. Brolin treated it like upgrading his entire life. Real change happens when the new path feels more alive than the old one. Have you found sobriety (or quitting any bad habit) can actually become more rewarding than before?

@m_lucchin13 Lol at thinking the Oilers are above that

Maybe because he’s a rapist… But sure man….

@Himanshutyg_ifs They dont have predators and don't need the defence mechanism. Those markings are just to protect them from other predators while they drink water. Ok....

It's a misinterpretation of tiger's brilliant evolutionary adaptation. ​Tigers are apex predators. Adult tigers don’t have natural predators to worry about, so they don't need "anti-predator" defenses. ​Instead, those striking white spots on the back of their ears (called ocelli) serve a much deeper biological purpose. ​When a tiger lowers its head to drink, its ears naturally rotate and flatten out. ​ ​Even an apex predator is vulnerable when its head is down at a waterhole. Rival tigers, large packs of dholes, or mugger crocodiles can seize the moment. ​To a predator stalking from behind, it looks like the tiger is staring straight at them. ​But the adaptation goes further. ​In dense woods & grass, a tigress uses these high-contrast white spots as silent, visual guideposts for her cubs to follow. ​The problem exists because we project our own ideas of defense onto an animal that is actually using a masterpiece of offensive signaling and maternal communication.

@AkinOlokun This guy thinks theres no benefit to consuming protein. Lmfao.

There is no health benefit to taking protein powder. Zero.

@micheal_ws18 You don't need that shit

I feel like people who say “you only need an hour in the gym” aren’t really factoring in warming up, cooling down, stretching, and everything else that goes into a proper session. They’re basically just walking in, lifting, and walking out. Done.

@HudsonHMack Whoever this is, he doesn't represent BC. Not sure why he thinks he does.

A message to any Albertan planning to vote to separate from Canada: when you’re making summer vacation plans be sure to stay the hell out of BC. You’re not welcome.

@LiveAncestral You don't need shoes to walk either.

There is no such thing as an essential carbohydrate. That is not an opinion. That is basic biochemistry. There are essential fats. There are essential proteins. Your body cannot make them, so you need to get them from food. Carbohydrate is not on that list, because your liver can make the glucose you need from fat and protein. That process is called gluconeogenesis. So why were people told to base meals around grains? The 1977 dietary guidelines pushed 6 to 11 servings a day. That was presented as health advice. It also happened to suit a food system built around cheap, storable, profitable products. A population living on meat, eggs, and simple whole food is harder to sell to on repeat. That is worth thinking about. When I cut back on carbohydrates my energy stabilised, my hunger became manageable, and I stopped thinking about food every two hours. That is not what you would expect if you had removed something essential. Your body does not need carbohydrate. It needs enough energy, enough protein, enough fat, and the right signals. What is the most difficult carb for you to give up?

@GSpellchecker Cause she isn't? You can think so if you want but there are enough ppl that disagree with you

Ok. Since I've annoyed enough strangers on the internet today, I might as well carry on: Why are people pretending she isn't beautiful enough for this role?

@tinyrowlet If it says F on your BC then you use the female bathroom.

as a trans man i'm not allowed to use the men's toilet now because it says F on my birth certificate but i'm also not allowed to use the women's toilet because i may cause distress for looking like a man.... WHERE TF DO YOU WANT ME TO PISS????

@SamaHoole Fasting for a surgery or for a blood test has nothing to do with fasting being healthy or not in general.

Doctor: skip breakfast and you'll be unwell. Also doctor: take this fasting blood test, fasting twelve hours. Doctor: fasting is dangerous. Also doctor: please fast before your operation. Doctor: ketosis is a medical emergency. Also doctor: this child with epilepsy responds remarkably well to ketosis, isn't medicine amazing. The body cannot be in danger and saved by the same thing in the same week. Pick a story. Stick to it.

@jennifersrude Hunting, fishing, outdoor man stuff has typically been right and sitting in moms basement on the computer has typically been left. It's very common.

has a single person in the history of humankind ever once associated the love of nature with the right? Is that something that has ever happened literally once at all?

@WittyEchoes Because sometimes you have kids that ask 9 million questions a minute and you get exhausted

Why do parents say "because I said so" instead of explaining their reasoning?