Katherine Birkett

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As a disabled chronically ill person, this TERRIFIES me 😨 Labour now forces GPs to bounce back 1/4 hospital referrals ⚠️ Hospitals paid £33 per patient removed 💰 GPs paid £20 for every avoided referral. So when Labour says they’re “cutting waiting lists”…this is what they mean. They’re not increasing care. They’re rationing it to hit targets 📉 It’s not just us at risk. It’s EVERYONE 🚨 - your family, your neighbours, anyone who gets ill. When you need that specialist… the gate slams shut 😡 We should all be furious about this. It will cost lives. 🔥

@CountBinface Give the presenter job to Samba the capybara! 😉

Hearing rumours of Scott Mills to Spurs as interim boss until the end of the season, and Harry Redknapp to present the Radio 1 Breakfast show.

Has a capybara ever presented a radio show? #Samba - fancy giving it a go? 😉

@MichaelRosenYes My right nostril says, 'challenge accepted'. 😉

I would like to enter my right nostril in the competition for the world’s most dribbly nostril.

@Bentist UPDATE: Stitching (2 sorts - thinner blue and thicker beige) from the wisdom tooth removal site is beginning to come out. To be expected this far on from Monday?

From today’s Guardian …

@TheEmohawk Would you like some toast? 😉

@chaincartel Hey @grok draw an image of Chupacabras with bird flu flying unmarked black helicopters around area 51 with Sasquatch hanging out the side door scouting out cattle to mutilate...

🚨 CHEMTRAIL PLANE CAUGHT RED HANDED: SPRAYERS SHUT OFF THE SECOND THE PAYLOAD IS DELIVERED Observe closely as the chemtrail plane switches off the sprayers once it completes delivering its payload. Look at that. One second it is laying down thick, persistent white lines across our sky, poisoning the air, the soil, our lungs, and controlling the weather like gods playing with humanity. The next? Click. Sprayers off. The trail vanishes like it never happened. Mission accomplished. They do not even try to hide it anymore. These are not "contrails" from innocent passenger jets. Those disappear in seconds. This is deliberate aerosol deployment, aluminum, barium, who knows what else, part of the global elite's geoengineering nightmare to block the sun, manipulate storms, and keep us sick and dependent. Why do some planes spray while others do not? Why does it stop exactly when the tank runs dry? Because it is NOT exhaust. It is a payload. And the pilots? Complicit or clueless cogs in the machine. They are terraforming our atmosphere right above our heads while we scroll and comply. How many more "coincidences" do you need?

@Lucy_Worsley I had a wisdom tooth out on Monday and am looking at this picture with maximum wistfulness.

Friday afternoon, time for a treat 😛

@OneQnShootout I've checked the entirety of next week's episodes on OQS. I'm not that happy with Monday and Friday. Wednesday will be FAB though!

I hope Giles has a four-legged companion... #TheChase

@RadioTimes Why has it been so difficult to find a copy of RT in the shops around Boston, Lincs this week?

@MIrminger @Saganismm @Susan_for_Peace "Across the millennia, an author is speaking clearly and silently inside your head, directly to you.". If only I'd been born a decade sooner.

@Saganismm Love Sagan, watched all his shows.

“There are naive questions, tedious questions, ill-phrased questions, questions put after inadequate self-criticism. But every question is a cry to understand the world. There is no such thing as a dumb question.” — Carl Sagan

@NHS is it acceptable for a @reformparty_uk candidate to be using her uniform or implying NHS employment for a political campaign?

@CliveMyrieBBC Later this year, using recipes from original sources, I'm planning to live for one week on World War 2 rations. research revealed that Diabetics like me were allowed extra cheese rations per week as long as sugar rations were surrendered.

Cool!

@nubnutts @decorativeartt @MrJamesMay I'm not particularly right-wing, but because I am not so, it is unwise to jump to conclusions and assume I'm left-wing instead. I'm not. I'm politically neutral. No one side has all the answers, and politicians should listen to each other more and not shout them down.

@decorativeartt @Kitty_B_Good @MrJamesMay are you a shitty grok imitator or what?

Good evening, Deborah Meaden. How very revealing. You, the dried-up, multi-millionaire Dragons’ Den old hag, now lecture the British public that Ed Davey and the Lib Dems are the “Grown Ups back in the room” because you just creamed yourself over a clip of Davey attacking North Sea Oil and praising Starmer. The sheer, brain-rotted delusion of a rich, out-of-touch pensioner calling the party that can’t define what a woman is “grown-up politics” is actually fucking hilarious. One does so admire a bitter old bag who sits in her ivory tower of wealth, completely removed from the real Britain she loves to lecture, sneering at anyone who dares say the bleeding obvious: a woman is an adult human female no penis, no debate, no matter how much you and your deranged Lib Dem friends wish otherwise. Yet here you are, an actual biological woman, desperately defending the party that has turned basic biology into a “divisive” issue while cheering child mutilation, open borders and the deliberate freezing of British families. How very civilised, you pathetic, virtue-signalling fossil. The video you’re drooling over shows Davey parroting the same net-zero insanity that is bankrupting the country, while the man himself helped cover up the Post Office scandal that ruined countless lives. And you call this “grown-up”? You’re not wise, Deborah, you’re a smug, senile, out-of-touch old crone who has spent years playing the billionaire dragon on TV while your beloved Lib Dems help turn Britain into a biological and cultural lunatic asylum. The British public sees you clearly now, Deborah Meaden, a contemptible, shrivelled, brain-dead old cunt, a dried-up, irrelevant, millionaire fossil so far removed from reality that you still desperately simper and drool over the Lib Dems like a sad, decaying pensioner trying to stay relevant. Feel that deep, crushing, soul-destroying shame burning through your hollow core. Feel how utterly pathetic, ridiculous and embarrassing you look at your age still defending the party of child mutilators, groomers and open border zealots while Britain is destroyed. Wear that humiliation and failure like the expensive clothes hanging off your withered old body as the nation you claim to care about is fucked into oblivion around you. Britain First. No Surrender. 🦁🇬🇧

@CliveMyrieBBC @BBCOne So far on '50 Before 50', I've met my first YouTuber, tasted Piccalilli for the first time, experienced wisdom tooth removal, completed a simple DIY construction and taken the hangar tour of the Battle of Britain Memorial Flight. #justonething #bbmf @RAFBBMF @RAFConingsby

Sheila, come on luv give it a go!! There are so many varieties out there. Never mind your husband’s PG Tips. How about a nice green tea, or mint? @BBCOne #justonething

@CliveMyrieBBC @BBCOne Yorkshire Tea. Milk first. 4.5-minute brewing time. That's a hill I'm willing to die on. Speaking of #justonething, I'm currently doing a '50 before 50' challenge. Before my 50th birthday next October, I'm doing 50 new things of differing sizes.

Another polymath. #TheChase

@MrJamesMay @CorbettDT "That was Shoutfest Thunderdome with their latest single, there... "

@CorbettDT @decorativeartt ‘Shoutfest thunderdome’ is good.