LILBH0LE
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let’s all look at flowers together
valentine 🍀@dearv144
hey guys seriously never stop posting pictures of nature and outside and Trees and bugs and rivers and oceans that you see through your eyes Thanks
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@eliseplease Slept with a man who looked like this once. He baby talked to me when I was blowing him... I didn't like that too much.
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a lot of you would fold in this situation 🫵
it’s okay I prob would too
Tom Hardy HQ@TomHardyHQ
tom hardy for ‘bronson’ (2009)
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@titsandmarxism I was thinking about this the other day... i should learn
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what if I got yall on changing your own oil. its honestly easy (albeit a lil messy sometimes) once you know what to do
✨localchaos✨@localchaos_
Are oil changes supposed to be $100 or is that bc im a woman
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@LILBH0LE You have singlehandedly convinced me to pirate this game
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an explosion from the front yard at like 4am. This mf had been coming home drunk, decided to hit their mailbox, and flipped his truck completely over in the process where it caught fire and exploded. For my entire childhood growing up there was a cartoon scorch in that spot (2/2)
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My neighbor had an ex who would come by in his shitty truck and run directly into her mailbox. Her dad got tired of this so he concreted the post of the mailbox something like 6 feet underground. One day when I was young my friends and I were camping out and we hear an (1/2)
My moms caregiver@mymomcare
People who have lived in the country understand this!
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Jacob Orth@JacobsVegasLife
Slot machines can now follow you across the casino floor😳
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@LILBH0LE And that was me auditioning for the role of toxic boyfriend
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@LILBH0LE So you agree. I’m a bad person. And I can’t do anything right. I’m just a waste of space huh. I should just kill mys—
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Kinda crazy that I have to shoot horse tranq up my nose in a medical facility once a week just to keep on keeping on.... what's even crazier is that it's actually factually kept me keeping on and on and on and on... they should've pumped me full of this stuff starting at age 8.
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@LILBH0LE When I say “as fast as she could” it was very much in a very normal speed, maybe x0.75 speed max, which made it better honestly
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I can't be held accountable fo typos im about to k hole on Spravato #mentalgealrh awareness
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@LILBH0LE I saw a reel of a girl coming down from her session saying she is ready to start her journey to becoming an auctioneer and then proceeded to repeat “one dollar bidder two dollar bidder….” As fast as she could. You should try it
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