girl named grosh

we have to fix the economy to neutralize society. we’re all weird now. cuz we on that dam phone.

oh is your girl dog such a bitch but your boy dog is so sweet. Well. He’s got his dingy out. And I think he’s a pervert.

The boy-momificafion of dogs is real and it’s happening. They have to fix the economy to stop this.

@margzone the name sounded very familiar but I def had to look it up. I think I’ve only seen this name used on packaging, never heard someone say it

@margzone anyway I stayed stealing these from my mom

@margzone so I don’t matter. Wow

what’s going on with tv

making a bomb (mixing Coke Zero and full sugar coke)

@Dansplainer ⏸️

if i was a hockey player i would tickle the opposing team

@LILBH0LE this. 😂🙌

@grokezero ME TOO BESTIEEE

need…… large….. fast food meal…

old account lore but Martina is back and this time also asking about Iran 😁 #momentsbeforebeinggangstalked

drinking temu monster would be such an awesome way to die

Sodium…..

That all sounds like it would be scary but there truly is nothing happening in that noggin 👁️👅👁️

Having a hognose snake is awesome. It’s like. Dont mind this guy. He’s hissing at nothing. Just a thing he does. Yeah he gets real buff too when he’s pissed but he’s pretty inbred and stupid so he couldn’t bite you even if he wanted to. #dramaking

Dave Grohl has shared the secret to having no vocal cord issues: beer, whiskey, Advil, more whiskey, more beer. "Maybe eight years ago, I had to go get my vocal cords checked out and I'd never done that. And the [doctor] sticks the camera down into my throat. And he looks at my vocal cords and he goes, 'Wow, they look great." And I said, 'You're kidding.' He said, "No, they look amazing. Do you do vocal warm-ups?" I said, 'No, I don't.' And he goes, 'OK, do you do like vocal cooldowns after a show?' I said, 'No.' And he said, 'Well, what do you do before a gig?' I said, 'Honestly? An hour before the show, I'll open a beer and I'll start drinking the beer. I might take an Advil because my knees hurt, my ankles hurt — whatever I'm old. Then I'll have a shot of whiskey. And then once the beer is done, I'll open another beer. Then we'll maybe have a group shot of whiskey, which we call 'band prayer.' Then someone will say '15 minutes' and I open one more beer and have one more shot and then hit the stage.' And my doctor said, 'Just don't change what you're doing. It's working.' And I was like, 'OK, great.'" (via Dish Podcast) 📸: Kevin Mazur/WireImage

whatever it takes to get a reply these days😫

my coworkers will be like “I thought I did something 😟” when I start speaking again. I just don’t have shit to say brother

I like that being quiet makes people so incredibly uncomfortable that they start imagining a person and lowkey that person sounds soooo much more badass than me