LILBH0LE

@GwynBizzy Can't tell if you made this one up or not...

an explosion from the front yard at like 4am. This mf had been coming home drunk, decided to hit their mailbox, and flipped his truck completely over in the process where it caught fire and exploded. For my entire childhood growing up there was a cartoon scorch in that spot (2/2)

My neighbor had an ex who would come by in his shitty truck and run directly into her mailbox. Her dad got tired of this so he concreted the post of the mailbox something like 6 feet underground. One day when I was young my friends and I were camping out and we hear an (1/2)

WHY DONT YOU COME DOWN HERE SO I CAN SUCK YOUR COCK, PRETTY BOY!?

dougie jones Watch Out

This is awesome

@warthogfromhell Proud of u and happy for u

@Kanataent Hehehehe

It took me 12 hours to get this lmao

@warthogfromhell Holy shit

@margzone Proud of u

@grokezero And the Oscar goes to...

@LILBH0LE And that was me auditioning for the role of toxic boyfriend

@grokezero I-

@LILBH0LE So you agree. I’m a bad person. And I can’t do anything right. I’m just a waste of space huh. I should just kill mys—

@grokezero You're good... you're fine.... it's just a scratch

@LILBH0LE my spirit is damaged beyond repair

Kinda crazy that I have to shoot horse tranq up my nose in a medical facility once a week just to keep on keeping on.... what's even crazier is that it's actually factually kept me keeping on and on and on and on... they should've pumped me full of this stuff starting at age 8.

@grokezero LMFAO yeah I'm slow as fuck rn... BIG chilling

@LILBH0LE When I say “as fast as she could” it was very much in a very normal speed, maybe x0.75 speed max, which made it better honestly

I can't be held accountable fo typos im about to k hole on Spravato #mentalgealrh awareness

@grokezero I don't know if i can speak that quickly right now

@LILBH0LE I saw a reel of a girl coming down from her session saying she is ready to start her journey to becoming an auctioneer and then proceeded to repeat “one dollar bidder two dollar bidder….” As fast as she could. You should try it

@so_lazo Ahhhh fingers crossed! Love the clown one, to. All of your stuff is so fun and cute!

@LILBH0LE It’s actually one of the last ones🥹 all the online ones sold out recently and I only have a couple left for events but if they don’t sell in the pop up I might just put it back up ☺️

last week of my silly Berlin pop up at the Vintage Revivals store in Mitte 🥹💖🌈

@sweetkarmababy Little does she know...

theyll do anything besides that a professional whore

@grokezero Ew

@LILBH0LE Me realizing u meant food near me. I’m also always food near me-ing. Now imagine someone using chatgpt for that

wanna look like the kind of guy that’s googling -ai if I’m spelling and using the word petulant correctly. and. “how many type of dog in the world”

@grokezero Ok I do the second one a lot..... sorry

“Oscar Isaac height” “food near me”