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@dog_rates His performance is post-post-post-modernism. Completely atonal, a-audio. Transcendent!

This is Mosh. He may not be able to howl out loud, but he can absolutely still feel it in his soul. 14/10

@PHXRisingFC @EqualityHealth I feel like the ref was pretending to be Oprah tonight

No better feeling than three points at home! #TodosRojos | @EqualityHealth

It’s Spring Break!! I will be celebrating my hard-earned week off by working on a term paper and semester project. Woohoo! Sleep is overrated, right?

I sneezed this morning and my back was like BUAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I WILL END YOU!!! BUAHAHAHAHA!!!! And now I shall be hobbling around like a 100 year old lady all day telling kids to get out of my way. There might even be some fist shaking

When it rains my exes, it pours. Don’t y’all know my two biggest migraine triggers are weather and stress? I’ll be hiding at the library working on term papers and ignoring my phone, tyvm.

@PsychMovieFans @CreationEnt

Psych convention @CreationEnt? 👀🍍

Happy Thanksgiving! For anyone who needs this, here is a butter turkey. Yes, it’s 100% butter and was given to me yesterday by one of my coworkers. Librarians always give the best gifts. 😎

Let me introduce you to your 2023 USL CHAMPIONS!! #IgnitePhoenix | @Carvana

Hey managers: people can love a job without letting it take over their lives. Detaching from work doesn’t reflect the absence of passion. It reveals the presence of other priorities. Being plugged in 24/7 is a recipe for burnout. Setting boundaries is vital to well-being.

When a man speaks assertively, people trust him: he's confident. When a woman does it, men dislike her: she's a bitch. It’s outrageous that women have to tame their tongues to protect fragile egos. Don't punish women for challenging stereotypes. Challenge the stereotypes. nytimes.com/2023/07/31/opi…

@dog_rates #SharkWeek continues!

We only rate dogs. This is a Long-Eared Land Shark. They may look cute, but they just got back from a meeting with the orcas. Please use caution, and only send dogs. Thank you… 12/10

August 9th on @AppleTV

People often like you more than you know. The fear of rejection leads us to ruminate about minor mistakes—and stops acquaintances, roommates, and colleagues from sharing how much they enjoy our company. Most people spend more time worrying about being judged than judging others.

I might actually be able to do this! #gradschool

It's GIVEAWAY TIME! We're giving you THREE chances to win a Cats in STEM T-shirt or tank-top in a size/color of your choice. To enter: 1. Follow @rawpawatx 2. Follow @JobertTheCat 3. RT this tweet Winners will be drawn 20:00 GMT on June 25th! Good luck! #giveaway

The saddest form of success is realizing that the goals you achieved weren't yours at all. In the short run, pursuing other people's dreams earns approval. In the long run, it's a recipe for regret. A meaningful purpose doesn't maximize your status. It matches your values.

Acts of kindness that feel small to us have a big impact on others. Research: kids and adults underestimate how tiny acts of generosity lift others' moods. There's no easier way to make someone's day than to offer a compliment, give a little gift, or send a handwritten note.

@PuppetAnarchy It’s not a film, but his episode on Psych, S2 E1 American Duos was amazing. “I feel like I’ve been incarcerated in a Blueberry” 😂😂😂

@OKWildlifeDept Not my symphony, not my musicians

n̶o̶t̶ ̶m̶y̶ ̶c̶i̶r̶c̶u̶s̶, ̶n̶o̶t̶ ̶m̶y̶ ̶m̶o̶n̶k̶i̶e̶s̶ not my pasture, not my badgers

You're not obligated to maintain a relationship with anyone who treats you poorly. No mentor, friend, or relative deserves unconditional loyalty. Past help is not an excuse for present harm. If they're having a negative impact on you, you don’t have to keep them in your life.