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Thanks chief

@henry_kingin @iSlimfit You don’t need COS

@iSlimfit If they give COS , i trust my people 😂

The way they are advertising the British Army recruitment, you’d think a WW is truly coming. YouTube, Amazon Prime, Snapchat, Instagram… I won’t be surprised if they drop a leaflet in my letterbox tomorrow.

First time in the UK? Here are 3 things that will shock you: Transport is expensive 🚆 People mind their business A LOT The weather changes every hour ☁️😂 Prepare your mind. ©️Bernard

@ruffydfire @Dapo______ Happy birthday ruffy the fire .

Happy birthday to me

Try me first Elon. I dare you to send me £1,000,000

@mickoly @Stanley2063698 Why didn’t you marry an Igbo woman? 😁😁🤣🤣🤣

Seyi Tinubu married an Igbo woman. Seyi Law married an Igbo woman. But me that married Ekiti woman is the one Yoruba ronu are calling tainted blood. E ma wa alright.

@RelatablesHQ @oku_yungx With 🤭🤭

@oku_yungx I'll be alive when Nigeria go dey hot globally

JESUS CHRIST 💔

@olajumokeokenla In context protect your peace ✌️

Unless you’re mad, I see no reason to sponsor your girlfriend to the UK without a prenup 😔 I’d rather buy goats and snakes and rear them than make that kind of investment… at least they won’t leave me and run away 💀

@olajumokeokenla @Matilda_Chinah @lawson80363275 @FUMNANYAONWUDI1 @Wizarab10 Your mouth bad Ife 😁😁

@Matilda_Chinah @lawson80363275 @FUMNANYAONWUDI1 @Wizarab10 Omo, both of you should Goan collect room, no dey disturb me

@RealElPaul55164 @FinPlanKaluAja1 🤣🤣🤣👍you don’t mean it

@FinPlanKaluAja1 My brother that's Oshodi fire service that was built by Tinubu.

Who the hell are these pilots?

@Chinedu_Nlem @FinPlanKaluAja1 This is pure false from someone who have the privilege to know both. Go to Tolu first and mind you Okota is not even up to a hectare of land. So stop this mule Abeg .

@FinPlanKaluAja1 Okota school complex is bigger and better than Tolu school complex, it has more schools within its permiter. I'm a proud former student

wowed and impressed. "Tolu Schools Complex is the biggest school Complex in Nigeria! It has 36 schools, 16 Junior, 15 senior, and 5 primary schools inside an 11.73 hectares of land in Ajegunle Lagos."

@_Abdulakeem_ You see this, soon I will drag one big vendor here, I still dey keep the receipt for the person. The cup will either be half full or a half glass cup. Just soon

I got updates from the beneficiaries not long ago, and they have all come out to post evidence of how well the new vendor delivered. And to also add, thanks to Abazz, they ended up receiving two jerseys each after he refused to collect back the first ones he sent, even after stating in his previous post that he would. This further proves the point that the first jerseys delivered did not meet the expected standard because why would he want to lose a whole 300k. This is to Abazz. When issues arise, there’s no need to act based on emotions. After I called you out for not allowing me pick the winners, every step that followed seemed driven by anger. You knew what you did when those jerseys were sent out, but you assumed people would accept them that way. Not everyone is willing to be cheated. If I hadn’t spoken up, those beneficiaries would have ended up with jerseys they couldn’t confidently wear. Imagine receiving something like that as a gift from a top footballer. Imagine the excitement of being selected, only to receive something far below expectation. That would have been disappointing. I’m sure you’ve learnt from this, because situations like this affect trust and brand reputation. I hope you do better going forward. To Abazz’s friends and supporters. I hope you can now see for yourselves what blind followership looks like. Many of you were quick to call me names without taking time to understand why I spoke up in the first place. I’m sure a good number of small accounts must have had similar experience but swept under the carpet. It’s high time everything stopped. At this point, it’s only fair to acknowledge what has been revealed. If you’re looking to get a quality jersey from a reliable vendor, kindly reach out to @Ayomide0078 , he has proven himself and delivered excellently. Thank you all for your attention throughout the saga. Sambo.

@Genevieveadaa @Gilmoorre Dom, say this again oooo. You will hear how you came to life.

@Gilmoorre No artisan is entering anybody’s kitchen

That one artisan that feels to comfortable in your house

@Ayoelesho Most useless is the new trophy 🏆 in town

Terrorists are killing and displacing thousands of people in Kwara, and all the governor can think of is installing a horse sculpture. These Governors seem to be competing with one another to determine which one of them is the most useless.

@im_Kappachino Adewole and A Division cannot escape the bad book.

2019 December, went to Nigeria for xmas. Frm MMIA to ibadan, on getting to otedola bridge SARs stopped my driver. Checked all my bags & phones, found nothing & still told me they would take me to station if not satisfied. Thank God I had a friend who’s Colonel in the army

@SimplyUtd @King32535Obinna @espn Farming engagement

🚨 BREAKING! Cesc Fàbregas is open to taking the Manchester United manager job. [@espn]

@izzy_ihin @Skinwithharobed That doesn’t mean both can’t get lost .

@Skinwithharobed You need a partner if you don’t have one 😂

Have you ever been lost in a foreign city? If yes, which country. Me: I got lost in Morocco(Casablanca) 2 years ago

@Abbeycious4 @OneJoblessBoy Ethics on what? Not your topic bro just off

@OneJoblessBoy All of you are just supporting this guy. was he forced to join the army..? If it was in the military era it a gun shot straight on his forehead. There is ethics that guide all profession

Oh, this is the video that got him dismissed from the Nigerian Army. 🥲💔 Lance Corporal (Rtd) Rotimi Olamilekan a.k.a Sojaboi tells his story.

Eyan lai Muhammed 😎Iro po

@rsalami208 @OtunbaTbam Oni gbo nie

No allow anyone k!!ll you o #fypシ゚viral

@OzorNdiOzor Nigeria which way

They asked him for 720,000 naira to bail himself, he gave them 150k. Policemen that harassed Saudi Arabia returnee