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A mob of the MAGA persuasion
Conducted a statehouse invasion.
Though heavily armed,
They parted unharmed,
And that’s how you know they‘re Caucasian.
talkingpointsmemo.com/news/michigan-…
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Liberal Limericks
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Liberal Limericks
@Libericks
As Trump and his cronies conspired / To get the results he desired, / The people sincerely / Spoke loudly and clearly: / 🗣So long, motherfucker—you’re fired!
United States Beigetreten Ağustos 2018
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Thank you, @SarahHuckabee, for providing comic relief for people at war 👇
Noga Tarnopolsky נגה טרנופולסקי نوغا ترنوبولسكي@NTarnopolsky
🌾Sarah Huckabee, paragon of wholesomeness
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@gtconway3d @SarahHuckabee It didn’t require a podium
To recognize Huckabee’s odium.
With all of the shit
She’s known to emit,
That cash should’ve gone to Imodium.
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DeSantis’s neck’s feeling tender
From somebody ramming his fender.
He promptly will claim
That woke is to blame
And say that the car was transgender.
reuters.com/world/us/flori…
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A caucus that’s quick to rebuff
A member who’s not up to snuff
Saw fit to discharge
Conspiracist Marge
For being not crazy enough. threads.net/t/Cuap8MaMDDo/…
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Since Twitter objectively sucks,
We’re trying this new app of Zuck’s.
Now Elon can hang
Alone with his gang,
Troll-Nazis who pay him 8 bucks. threads.net/t/CuX0geEubPf/…
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@lancearmstrong “What factors are used to enhance
An athlete’s performance?” asks Lance.
His question pertains:
❌ To what’s in one’s veins
✅ To what’s in the crotch of one’s pants
twitter.com/lancearmstrong…
Lance Armstrong@lancearmstrong
Is there not a world in which one can be supportive of the transgender community and curious about the fairness of Trans athletes in sport yet not be labeled a transphobe or a bigot as we ask questions? Do we yet know the answers? And do we even want to know the answers?
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Is there not a world in which one can be supportive of the transgender community and curious about the fairness of Trans athletes in sport yet not be labeled a transphobe or a bigot as we ask questions? Do we yet know the answers? And do we even want to know the answers?
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Have we really come to a time and place where spirited debate is not only frowned upon, but feared? Where people’s greatest concern is being fired, shamed or cancelled? As someone all too familiar with this phenomenon, I feel I'm uniquely positioned to have these conversations.
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@gtconway3d The Former Guy stole a big stack
Of docs and did not give them back.
So now, on inspection,
His paper collection
Includes a new letter, from Jack.
news.yahoo.com/trump-reported…
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This inspired me to ask ChatGPT to write a limerick about Trump getting a target letter.
virginiahume@virginiahume
Asked chatgpt to write a poem about the wildfire smoke’s effect on DC. 😂
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Excitement and fanfare abound
As Twitterers all gather ‘round.
Then, primed and prepared,
DeSantis declared
He’s [404 File Not Found]
washingtonpost.com/technology/202…
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@jonfavs The Florida gov, Ronny Puddin’,
Sought out the endorsement of Gooden.
Asked Ron, “Would you deign
To aid my campaign?”
Said Lance, “No I certainly woundn’t.”
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Little Ronny Pudding Fingers lets another one slip through
Sarah Ferris@sarahnferris
Gooden walked out of DeSantis DC meeting and announced he would endorse Trump
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The Former Guy’s under arrest.
“Our system is put to the test
This sad, solemn day,”
Some liberals say.
“Haha oh fuck yeah,” say the rest.
dailyherald.com/news/20230331/…
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@Limericking So if while on Twitter you spot
A check mark within a blue dot,
It’s now guaranteed
The author, indeed,
Is just who it seems. Or it’s not.
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Liberal Limericks retweetet
Mr Musk, whose incompetence grew,
Merged legacy checkmarks with Blue.
The former don’t pay
But as of today
They look like the goobers who do
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Ms. Parks, who came under attack
For failing to move to the back,
Was breaching the rules
(Say Florida’s schools)
That singled out those who were █████.
thedailybeast.com/textbook-compa…
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A dick joke by activist Gretta
Gave “alpha male” Tate a vendetta.
He dared not be bested,
Which got him arrested,
A punchline that could not be betta.
wegotthiscovered.com/celebrities/an…
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The Georgia election is done,
And Senator Warnock has won.
The GOP’s chase
Was doomed in this race
The day it asked Walker to run.
🏃🏾♂️💨________________________🚶🏾
washingtonpost.com/politics/2022/…
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Liberal Limericks retweetet
@Limericking When Ye said that Hitler’s Third Reich’s
A thing that he very much likes,
His words were decried
So far and so wide
That even douche Alex went “Yikes”
nymag.com/intelligencer/…
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