Lord Marculus

God this should be on a billboard

@TaraBull Nice lady

A man allowed his Ex to use his Tesla to move out some of her belongings. This is what surveillance video caught

@LifeHaxx101 Gross

This shift knob just got barbiefied

@questionablenr @nocontextmemes Fuck off

publications.aap.org/pediatrics/art… Systematic evaluation of English-language peer-reviewed literature from 1995 through 2010 indicates that preventive health benefits of elective circumcision of male newborns outweigh the risks of the procedure. Benefits include significant reductions in the risk of urinary tract infection in the first year of life and, subsequently, in the risk of heterosexual acquisition of HIV and the transmission of other sexually transmitted infections. The procedure is well tolerated when performed by trained professionals under sterile conditions with appropriate pain management. Complications are infrequent; most are minor, and severe complications are rare. Male circumcision performed during the newborn period has considerably lower complication rates than when performed later in life.

@rkitchencels Grim

“I’m a magician? What the fuck that mean? I make music or something?” “I think thats… I think you’re confusing that” “Yeah I’m not no magician. I make magic.”

@LibertyCappy Next one should be Bravo

Once you realize it

Who remembers this guys prediction saying the Queen will die on September 8, 2022? She did in fact die as predicted. Well, he’s also predicting that King Charles will die tomorrow, March 28, 2026. Let’s see what happens. 👀

please come on this journey with me

@iamrobothead I wish I could be so optimistic

They're not replacing Mulder and Scully. Nothing is being destroyed. A really good filmmaker is making a new X Files show.

Tell me again how gamers aren’t oppressed I’d love to hear it

@KinaCatGirl True

In English, nothing ends with the letter g

@vuse_lover Diligent student

In real time just watched a girl put her essay instructions into ChatGPT, copy its response, paste it into her Microsoft word, and then close her computer and take selfies on SnapChat

@elonmusk Very suspicious

Incredible that it was only 66 years from the first controlled, powered flight to landing on the Moon!

How to shit-test a woman

@RyanLostinTX You exited alright

A memory I’ll cherish forever is the time a former coworker invited me to fill in for his softball team and I said yes and was so exited I brought a cooler full of beer to share with everyone only to find out that it was an AA softball league and I needed to leave the park.

@KILLTOPARTY If you listen to fools... the mob rules

Good morning, bros 🥂

@HazelAppleyard What an amazing guy.

Her fiancé FRACTURED HER ARM because the neighbours car was parked on their drive. RUN RUN RUN RUN

@DrRitaDed Thank you Rita but I need to follow the account. As per Sun Tzsu's The Art of War, know your enemy. Although I haven't read it yet so I don't know if it actually says that.

Ifind R words is the worst account on X. It promotes disabled hate and should be banned. The person who runs it is pure evil.

@learning_yohei Depends where you go! Look up football in Australia

I’m Japanese and learning English. What does “football” mean?😭