PandaPants

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PandaPants

@MandaDealwithme

Arrest me and never let me out. Cracker's bird account on repeat. I love coffee. This is my journal, enjoy you fuckers.

Wherecoffeewasborn Beigetreten Mayıs 2026

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PandaPants@MandaDealwithme·22 Haz

I am not that deep, more like floating face down deep.

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PandaPants@MandaDealwithme·16h

This is why... Check out dhdud's video! #TikTok vt.tiktok.com/ZSCCds7nX/

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PandaPants@MandaDealwithme·1d

I love myself a bald man.

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PandaPants@MandaDealwithme·1d

If you saw me in real life, would you say hi?

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PandaPants@MandaDealwithme·1d

I wish I wasn't so shy in real life.

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PandaPants@MandaDealwithme·1d

@VerbalKintko I may be a little stabby🔪🔪 today. I need coffee number 3.

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Verbal Kint@VerbalKintko·1d

@MandaDealwithme

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PandaPants@MandaDealwithme·2d

Everyone can calm down now. I have my coffee.

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PandaPants@MandaDealwithme·1d

@Rustygunt 😕💔

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Rusty@Rustygunt·1d

@MandaDealwithme ❤️💔

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PandaPants@MandaDealwithme·1d

@B_and_B93 Fuck yeah and she has no fear

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🇨🇦James 🍔 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🏁🌈@B_and_B93·1d

@MandaDealwithme Especially in Australia. 🤣

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PandaPants@MandaDealwithme·2d

To stop my 3yo going into my bag. I have told her there are angry spiders in there.

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PandaPants@MandaDealwithme·1d

Are school Daddy's up for grabs? Or is that too close to home?

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𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉@OrevaZSN·2d

Why don’t we pronounce the “meow” in homeowner?

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PandaPants@MandaDealwithme·1d

I disassociated, what's your excuse?

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PandaPants@MandaDealwithme·1d

@B_and_B93 That's true.

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🇨🇦James 🍔 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🏁🌈@B_and_B93·1d

@MandaDealwithme Nothing wrong with a healthy fear of spiders. 😂

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PandaPants@MandaDealwithme·1d

@B_and_B93 She may have a fear later on in life.

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🇨🇦James 🍔 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🏁🌈@B_and_B93·2d

@MandaDealwithme Devious. I love it.

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PandaPants@MandaDealwithme·1d

@RU5TYNUTS 😂🫩😂

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asif ツ@RU5TYNUTS·2d

@MandaDealwithme 😅😂

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PandaPants@MandaDealwithme·1d

@DavidPendlpvni It's a charm.

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Maybe Davey@DavidPendlpvni·2d

@MandaDealwithme That would work for me

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PandaPants@MandaDealwithme·1d

@VerbalKintko I'd stay uncalm if I was you. I need another cup.

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Verbal Kint@VerbalKintko·2d

@MandaDealwithme

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PandaPants@MandaDealwithme·1d

@Rustygunt

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Rusty@Rustygunt·2d

@MandaDealwithme Rude

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PandaPants@MandaDealwithme·2d

If I don't want to suck your dick, I don't want it.

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PandaPants@MandaDealwithme·2d

@GraniteDhuine 😂😂😂

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Granite Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿@GraniteDhuine·2d

I like to think that my tweets meet your already low expectations.

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Social Outcast@SocialOutcast82·2d

Guess I gotta tweet my way back into the algorithm...

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