PandaPants

I am not that deep, more like floating face down deep.

This is why... Check out dhdud's video! #TikTok vt.tiktok.com/ZSCCds7nX/

I love myself a bald man.

If you saw me in real life, would you say hi?

I wish I wasn't so shy in real life.

@VerbalKintko I may be a little stabby🔪🔪 today. I need coffee number 3.

Everyone can calm down now. I have my coffee.

@Rustygunt 😕💔

@MandaDealwithme ❤️💔

One of the first & one of the last pictures of my Buddy, my shadow & my best friend of 13 years, tomorrow we take the long & final walk together 🐾💔😥😔

@B_and_B93 Fuck yeah and she has no fear

@MandaDealwithme Especially in Australia. 🤣

To stop my 3yo going into my bag. I have told her there are angry spiders in there.

Are school Daddy's up for grabs? Or is that too close to home?

Why don’t we pronounce the “meow” in homeowner?

I disassociated, what's your excuse?

@B_and_B93 That's true.

@MandaDealwithme Nothing wrong with a healthy fear of spiders. 😂

@B_and_B93 She may have a fear later on in life.

@MandaDealwithme Devious. I love it.

@RU5TYNUTS 😂🫩😂

@MandaDealwithme 😅😂

@DavidPendlpvni It's a charm.

@MandaDealwithme That would work for me

@VerbalKintko I'd stay uncalm if I was you. I need another cup.

@MandaDealwithme Rude

If I don't want to suck your dick, I don't want it.

@GraniteDhuine 😂😂😂

I like to think that my tweets meet your already low expectations.

Guess I gotta tweet my way back into the algorithm...