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We die, and life goes on

I might just ring my boss and tell him I’ve had a stroke and can’t work tonight.

Yummy Chinese for dinner

I like this home in Brisbane but it’s $2.2 million

Can two people in love change the course of history?

A win I wasn’t expecting

The first rule of Twitter: never let people in real life find your account

In the blink of an eye, The moment ignites and dies, Stars whirl, rivers run dry, And forever says goodbye.

A past lover is a door I’m not willing to open again

Don't you think you've fallen a little too far? Get back up.

I love me a sesame seed bun

I wish I could sail off into the sunset

Tickety boo

Fuck work! I’m out !

I hate my job today! Coincidentally that’s my work password too 😂

Gotta love the sneaky win

Tomorrow is another day but today is still today so I guess I better keep working

@ackie666 100% yes! Who wouldn’t want your cute ass chasing them down 😂

Yall think I could be a bounty hunter?

@MandaDealwithme I say hi to 95% of people I pass. So yes 😂

If you saw me in real life, would you say hi?

@MandaDealwithme I’m not going bald despite my ageing years 🤣🤣🤣

I love myself a bald man.