Manders
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Manders
@MandersSnark1
Genetically predisposed to sarcasm and bad decisions. “I’m known to be quite vexing. I’m just forewarning you.”
Beigetreten Ekim 2020
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@Rab_Dickson1 They have an idealised idea of what it was like. I Worked in a glass factory for 15 years on 12 hour shift work it was so hot people would pass out. When they closed the place down, had go on benefits for a while and sell some stuff until I got another job. It was not all roses.
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@Elitalemon @fairywiry You don't think kids eat sandwiches? They are a staple for busy mum's, kids take them to eat at school, they like sandwiches.
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@fairywiry El tema es que si no tengo hijos, me dió fiaca y termino cenando un té con un pan con queso a las 23hs no le estoy cagando el desarrollo a ningun humanito
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la gente sin hijos no come todos los días? comen día por medio... un día a la semana... o cómo?
Ardilla Voladora@tengounataser
No quiero contribuir a la baja en la tasa de natalidad, pero tengan en cuenta que si tienen hijos van a tener que cocinar todos los días. TODOS TODITOS LOS DÍAS
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@handsoff_marsh I don't see what this has to do with Solar Panels. The sheep in the pen are nowhere near them and the dead ones are in a wood so not near them either. The dead ones look dumped. Awful as this is how does it relate to the panels?
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Here’s an example of agrivoltaics near us on Romney Marsh. It really isn’t the happy honeymoon that it’s portrayed to be. The police were informed.
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@Charlygotyou I always leave at least a bite of my favorite bit for last. I think you are pretty normal.
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does anyone else eat their meal in order from their least favorite part to their favorite part or do I have some rare form of OCD
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@Gadget440 He has been bragging about how great his life is for years and how men should follow his advice so they too can have a great life. Women, riches, cars, etc. It doesn't sound like his life is so great now does it. And why is he always topless?
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@budfox00 @Gadget440 My advice, he needs to calm the fuck down and smile more. There, fixed it for him.🤣
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@Gadget440 This was taken out of context. He is saying that it's a part of a man's life
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@JaneCampbell15 @TheProjectUnity Didn't your god make man in his own image and yet you are saying he was wrong. He also made almost every mammal with some kind of protective sheath for their penis.
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@TheProjectUnity Women married to circumcised husbands do not suffer from cervical cancer, unlike those married to husbands who are uncircumcised. The science is that the causal virus binds to the foreskin and is released into the woman during sexual intercourse. God protects His own.
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I've never understood circumcision as a religious practice.
Are you saying God made a mistake with your body?
Seems really arrogant.
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@SpeechThee @sheepinstitches Happens though. A stressed sheep will abort a lamb. Sheep worrying (chasing sheep to exhaustion) is the major cause of sheep aborting lambs.
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@sheepinstitches Seems kinda ridiculous a single dog chase would do this. They'd have to be able to evade predators regularly and not abort all their lambs
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Started lambing today. This ewe was carrying triplets but 2 were dead, tiny and rotten. Nearly 40 ewes were scanned with rotten lambs in them, probably because someone let their dog chase the flock when they were in mid pregnancy. One irresponsible action, up to 80 dead lambs.
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@Rab_Dickson1 Young people have been told by social media that everything is the fault of the people who worked to give their children everything they could. It is up to the young to change things they don't like in the same way it was up to us to change the things we didn't like.
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@missrockspider @piersmorgan @realDonaldTrump He represents the highest political office in the land yet he cannot behave in a dignified way. Yes most of us swear but as President he should be held to a higher standard of behaviour than shouting obscenities on social media. He brings the office into disrepute at every turn.
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This is embarrassing, Delete it, President @realDonaldTrump - unless you want everyone to think you’ve lost your marbles.
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not to be dramatic but putting alkaline soap (~pH 8) on tissue that’s meant to be acidic (skin ~5, vagina ~3–4) is how you end up with
“why do I smell” >> “use more soap” >> more imbalance >> repeat
water (or a pH-balanced wash in SOME cases) is enough
⚡︎@_sorrengailll
The vulva ABSOLUTELY needs soap & water, idc! You will smell if you only use water! Use whatever soap that works for you but you need soap.
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I've just spend £15.26 of my old age pension on some bits for my car. I hope that's alright with everyone.
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@dereksmith15212 @dougiebrimson Don’t forget Botox, face fillers, fake lashes, nails, extensions, breast implants, nose jobs, jaw shaving, eyebrow weirdness, excessive makeup, designer clothes, handbags, shoes, duck lips. 😂
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@dereksmith15212 @dougiebrimson I will starve before I give up my National Trust membership.
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@dougiebrimson Cut down on Ubers, Deliveroo, cappuccinos, expensive smartphones,big flatscreen TVs, Spotify, Netflix, Amazon Prime, Sky Sports, magazine subscriptions, National Trust membership, Disney +, vaping, morning sessions at Wetherspoons, tattoo parlour visits and learn to batch cook
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@james_xond We actually walked or cycled to their house and asked if they were in and if they could come out. Once we were out we would arrange the next meeting. Sometimes you waited around for ages for them and they didn't show up. At school you made arrangements to meet at the weekend.
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People who were teenagers before social media existed… how did you communicate with your friends?
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@sqronce @Huhimagine @alphafox Ah I bow to your superior cutlery knowledge. Wait....wasn't there such a thing as a fish knife? This one by Versace is a snip at £401
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@Huhimagine @MandersSnark1 @alphafox That’s a dessert spoon (though they call it a dinner spoon.) Soup spoons have wider bowls. Also the smaller forks are salad forks, not cake forks. Cake forks are yea spoon sized and tend to have asymmetric tines.
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What do you call a man who takes his wife’s last name?
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