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@MandersSnark1

Genetically predisposed to sarcasm and bad decisions. “I’m known to be quite vexing. I’m just forewarning you.”

Katılım Ekim 2020
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Manders@MandersSnark1·
@lucyshow11 Women fought long and hard to be as comfortable in our clothing as men have always been in theirs. We outraged them by wearing trousers, removing girdles, stockings and pointed bras. Women have been trapped in clothing designed by men, for men, for centuries, give us a break.
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Luce@lucyshow11·
What happened to our society?
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@MbarkCherguia How to teach your kids that when you are angry you use violence to show people how angry you are. Is that how you want your kids to solve their anger issues? With a baseball bat? On an aside, that bedroom is tidy and organised, well done those kids.
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Stuzi 🐝🐝
Stuzi 🐝🐝@stuzi_pants·
‘I don’t want to sexualise my baby’ declares Bonnie Blue who’s calling her upcoming live baby shower her ‘Golden Shower’ and plans to have sex with the entire guest list, all of which have applied online Her poor baby famous before he or she is even born
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Manders@MandersSnark1·
@DeniseHollar @explorebeauty12 Anyway you spell it. In everyday non-technical usage, the luffa, also spelled loofah or less frequently loofa, usually refers to the fruits of the species Luffa aegyptiaca and Luffa acutangula
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Emily
Emily@explorebeauty12·
I bet no one across the country will be able to guess this
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سالم علي
سالم علي@AlfadelnasrAli·
@4HF_B1 مادام والشحم يعلو اللحم ويكسوها فهذا واضح انه لحم خنزير
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ناصر 🎖@4HF_B1·
اعطاني جاري لحمة فعندما قمت بتقطيعها كنت أنتظر متى ستظر اللحمة الحمراء، لكنها لم تظر، وبدأت أفكر مانوع هذه اللحمة وماهو من حيوان كانت أضحيته؟
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Willie D Jenkins@WillieDJenkins1·
@justdavenow89 england might make a good vacation spot if I didnt think i would accidentally go on a nonchalant belligerent petty crime spree, just by existing. Like, I'm pretty sure my very existence is criminal there.
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Just Dave now
Just Dave now@justdavenow89·
I broke 5 laws last night...
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Manders@MandersSnark1·
@Dailymeoww1 I think that is AI but yes he is right. The original was a man carrying his dog that started all this debate.
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Dailymeow@Dailymeoww1·
A man who was carrying his cat instead of his child in the hot weather explained his reason with these words: “It was very hot, the ground was almost burning. My child had shoes on, but my cat’s paws were bare. I carried my cat so its paws wouldn’t get burned.” 🥹 I honestly had never thought about it from this perspective before… Do you think the man was right?🤔
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Adam M. Ibbotson
Adam M. Ibbotson@AdamMIbbotson·
Questions from the land of the free: “Ehm, are you like walking on people’s private grass? I don’t understand how this could ever happen?” 🦅 🇺🇸 Mind boggling.
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Manders@MandersSnark1·
@AllyFogg Oh my god there are women who are worried men might hear fabric rustling.....and what exactly?
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Ally Fogg@AllyFogg·
Feels like we’re watching people drive themselves insane in real time right in front of our eyes.
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Manders@MandersSnark1·
@Skye_Melissax I am having all my windows bricked up. I just can't afford the permit. ☹️
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SkyeⓋ🖤🍉
SkyeⓋ🖤🍉@Skye_Melissax·
In the UK you have to get a permit to open your window
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Slush Puppy@APuppyPlushie·
whatever happened to the british 'stiff upper lip?' all they do is bitch and moan now
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Manders@MandersSnark1·
@Bubblebathgirl If it is painted blue then it is no longer a reflecting pool it is a swimming pool. Reflecting pools are designed to reflect the sky and the scenery around them not to be blue.
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Paul A. Szypula 🇺🇸
Paul A. Szypula 🇺🇸@Bubblebathgirl·
🚨 President Trump just shared this stunning image on Truth Social: The Lincoln Memorial and Reflecting Pool glowing in deep American flag blue. Trump is having the Reflecting Pool thoroughly cleaned, repaired, and restored so it will once again be a true thing of beauty — ahead of America’s 250th anniversary. Strength. History. American pride. Do you like seeing the U.S. capital made clean and beautiful again? (Video: AI of image)
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Manders@MandersSnark1·
@SharpieDj Flooding, we will moan about flooding. 🤣
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DJSharpieD
DJSharpieD@SharpieDj·
What are the climate change alarmists going to moan about next week when it starts pissing down and we freeze our arses off? COVID?
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Manders@MandersSnark1·
@SuzieHasTwins Quite right too. People like you are what's wrong with this country. Why couldn't you just moan about the heat like a normal person.
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Manders@MandersSnark1·
@sailormercurio_ Kids hear everything. Even when you think they are not listening to the adults they are soaking up everything we say. Having said that, there is a strange connection between twins that has been shown with those that were parted at birth. So nothing can be ruled out here.
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sailormercurio@sailormercurio_·
Mi hijo de 3 años, hace dias sostiene que tiene un amigo imaginario. Como disfruta contarme de el, le pregunte su nombre y edad. Me dijo que se llama Elías y que tiene 3 años como el. Les juro que quede helada, porque mi embarazo de el era gemelar, pero uno no llego a termino y si era niño se iba a llamar Elías, con mi marido jamas se lo mencionamos...
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Thompson@ChrisTh89849516·
@SecretaryBurgum For Trump to die from dragon fire? What about getting boiling gold dumped on his head like in Game Of Thrones too? |
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Manders@MandersSnark1·
@iamAtheistGirl That can't be true, it's impossible for you to have any morals without the threat of hell.🤣
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Atheist Girl
Atheist Girl@iamAtheistGirl·
i’m literally in a foreign country volunteering with disabled adults and children while the christians in my comments spend their time harassing atheists i’m a better christian than most christians and i am an atheist 😊
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