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@AngusRobertson There was a wee dafty in Scotland Who said if you play in a pop band Or write something funny He'll dish out the money Now how do I collect my fifteen grand?

The SNP has pledged to roll out a new “minimum income” for Scotland’s writers, musicians, filmmakers, playwrights, comics and visual artists if it returns to power after the Holyrood election. heraldscotland.com/news/26018299.…

@piersmorgan Who enforces international law when one despot or another decides to violate UNCLOS transit of passage? How would sanctions against the US work?

Sorry, WHAT!? So, having demanded the Strait be opened on pain of all Iranian civilisation being ended, President Trump is now going to shut it himself?

@willchamberlain @piersmorgan There is legal transit of passage in international law. Whichever despot blocks them it is still illegal. As others point out, although you think you live in an economic bubble you don't. Even if you decide to remain bunch of selfish, inward-looking morons this effects you too.

@piersmorgan I told you last week that America doesn’t rely on the Straits, and that we are the biggest oil producer in the world. We can live with a full blockade. Iran can’t.

@RAF_Luton Those twin SA80s had the bayonets installed in case they jammed. Sqn Ldr Lottie used to demonstrate at airshows by running through a scarecrow at top speed. Once accidentally ran through Russell Brand. Claims nothing to do with Brand hitting on Lottie's wife at the summer ball.

Fact of the Day: The AH-64 Apache gunship can fire up to 80,085 rounds (bullets) per second from its twin SA80 machine guns. Most baddys know this and surrender within 71.75secs of seeing an Apache Photographed from a Canberra

@RAF_Luton Somewhere in the background is where Sir Isaac Newton first discovered gravity when he fell off one of the Grantham Alps. They still haven't found his body.

Photo of the Day: B2 Stealth Bomber flown by Sqn Ldr Nottie Zactly-Trew conducting Aerial Refuelling Safety Exercise from an A380 Refuelling Airplane over Nottingham (Lincolnshire) Photographed from a Canberra

@PersianQueen_D @piersmorgan No he doesn't. He means "a whole civilzation". He's hoping that the regime will give in so he doesn't (in his mind) have to attack a whole civilization. But this statement, along with his "America First" policy makes it clear he's prepared to sacrifice the Iranians.

@piersmorgan He means the regime, Piers.

This is a brazen pre-admission of genocide against the Iranian people, which would obviously be a war crime. Madness.

@StreathamRovers That one in November, the Americans loved it. Now about the toddlers' on the pitch easter egg hunt. We asked the gaffer if it could be at half time, or at least before or after the game. But he insists it be during. Have a word with him will you?

Today we celebrate the 10th anniversary of Streatham Rovers Football Club joining X, formerly known as Twitter. What's been your favourite tweet on this X, formerly known as Twitter, account? #SRFC #UpTheGreyhounds #NeverStopNotGivingUp #TurboMotivation #XformerlyknownasTwitter

@iAnonPatriot They were very easy to find, consult and reach a consensual plan with *before* you got yourselves into this, but you didn't, did you? Typical myopic arrogance.

Our aircraft are being shot out of the sky, and NATO is nowhere to be found. It’s time to leave.

@pakitto_ Weren't, aren't, won't be. Idiots like you led to needless loss of hundreds of lives last time, most Argentine. Spain had no right to "award" them on independence. Proximity is also no argument, unless you feel every nation should be ceded to a neighbour, domino rally style.

las Malvinas fueron, son y serán argentinas

@TRobinsonNewEra @piersmorgan @DerekWarChisora @BronzeBomber Oh the triple irony. 1. You use an alias to hide that you are a violent drug dealing c**t. 2. The alias you use is based on a football hooligan c**t. 3. Your assumed new identity is that of a lying racist c**t (Redcar et al). Piers would rip you apart.

The absolute c**t that is @piersmorgan is called out on his 'uncensored' programme by @DerekWarChisora and @BronzeBomber Derek Spitting facts... "You're being one because you are one" Legend

@UKLabour "Just tell me how and tell me when. Otherwise I'm afraid it's going to be the same shit show for another three years."

We’ve been clear from the start.

@RepPatFallon You complete moron. The US unilaterally decided to attack without involving any of its allies. You want NATO to take part, you involve them from the outset and you all agree to go. If not, fix your own fucking mess.

NATO's long-term success depends on its members' cooperation against shared threats. European allies have known that Iran can cause chaos in the Strait of Hormuz. What they need to do is act and show they are committed to the alliance as much as they pay it lip service.

@WhiteHouse No, you fucked it up you fix it.

“All of those countries that can’t get jet fuel because of the Strait of Hormuz, like the United Kingdom, which refused to get involved in the decapitation of Iran, I have a suggestion for you…” - President Donald J. Trump

@chanwalrus @CF_Farrow @Glinner @latsot This. The police are obliged to act, regardless of the reluctance of the first (or second) officer you speak with. This law was a godsend when first placed on the statute, it allowed cops to deal with a wide range of situations where existing (public order) law was insufficient.

If the police are unwilling to listen, you should remind them of the protection from harrassment act, sections 2 and 4, the malicious communications act (can't remember which section) the communications act section 127-1 I think it is, if memory serves 127-2 got repealed, the online safety act and the serious crime act. If the police won't do anything, report the cretin to the ICO for breaching the data protection act, this won't do much as it's an individual, rather than a company but it'll add some weight as it'll still be a documented report. In the UK, doxxing isn't a crime per se, but if you gather enough evidence, you should be able to at least make the police pay this nimrod a visit. Grab some evidence, prepare well, and give the emmer effer hell!

Transgender activist "Sophia Brooks" of @glinner notoriety and who reported @latsot to the police is once again posting my maiden name which I haven't used since before he was born and now my date of birth, as well as dehumanising my children, in an attempt to intimidate.

@FylerWrites @CrunchAlias There is no such thing as a "trans girl". The phrase you were looking for is "boy who claims to be a girl". Rewrite your original sentence and you'll see where you went wrong. I'm not sure where biological reality confuses you.

@CrunchAlias Simple. Because trans girls are girls, not boys. I'm not sure where this concept confuses you.

It's quite incredible the number of men who seem heavily invested in ensuring that boys can sleep in tents with girls without the knowledge/consent of the girls or the parents. I would love for one of them to explain why.

@ThomasSowell How did she reach the lofty heights of being a senator? Cognitive level of a draught excluder.

Lindsey Williams: “Female bodies are just as strong and fast and capable as male bodies.”

@UKUN_NewYork @Jacqui_Smith1 You don't stand with them. You stand far away from them. You abandoned them to the tyranny of the Taliban. You bastards.

As CSW begins, the UK stands with the women and girls of Afghanistan. We are appalled by the intensification of the Taliban’s repression, including a new penal code which legitimises domestic violence. These horrific decrees must be reversed. @Jacqui_Smith1 at the UNSC.

@itvpeston What about 'expertise' or 'economy of scale'? If you want to see the consequence of low-level authorities deciding how public money is spent on services then see the Canadian provinces, where some communities don't even have a fire service. Without great care services are lost.

“Probably the single most ambitious thing about economic devolution that this country has ever seen” Economist Lord O’Neill says Rachel Reeves’ announcement on giving regional bodies more spending powers over income tax is “fabulous news” and has been overlooked #Peston

@thesundaysport Still got the grass stains on the back I bet.

I'm not sure that wearing a coat twice in 57 years is exactly 'recycling' dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1…

@DXBMediaOffice "Dubai authorities are responding to missile attacks by pretending they never happened and arresting people who record video footage to the contrary. It's a totally safe place to visit, although obviously we don't want anyone to know if, well, actually it isn't." FTFY

Dubai authorities are responding to a minor incident caused by debris from a successful interception that fell onto the façade of a building on Sheikh Zayed Road. No injuries were reported.