Marco Chiaiese

Opzione B: Fai il guardiano del faro, pretendi il tuo millimetro di tessuto, li separi, crei imbarazzo e ti fai un'ora di viaggio nel silenzio passivo-aggressivo.

Napoli-Roma in Business, 1 ora di treno. Trovi una ragazza al tuo posto e il fidanzato di fianco. Opzione A: Le chiedi che posto ha lei, ti siedi lì, ti metti le cuffie e in un attimo sei a Termini…

@lamezzastagione L'evoluzione si basa sulla capacità di adattamento all'ambiente. Se l'ambiente è una carrozza vuota e la variazione è un posto occupato, trovare un altro posto identico è la risposta logica. Detto, ripeto, da uno che si siede sempre al suo di posto.

@lamezzastagione Io se trovo qualcuno al mio posto e la carrozza è quasi vuota mi siedo da un altra parte. Considerando che nella business Roma Napoli è quasi sempre tutto vuoto, non mi sembra un gran problema

Così non va ragazzi Sul solito Frecciarossa la solita tipa in carriera laptop aperto cuffie nelle orecchie in call perenne SEDUTA NEL MIO POSTO che sbuffa quando le chiedo di spostarsi e si scusa con quello in call. Ripigliatevi!! Grazie

@tosco93 @lamezzastagione Chiaro, anche io li prenoto prima dall’app ogni volta.. ciò non toglie che se la carrozza è libera un posto vale l’altro

@Marketyellow89 @lamezzastagione Dipende, i posti si possono anche prenotare dalla app quando prendi il biglietto. Se io volevo quel posto, mi ci siedo anche se siamo in due.

@lamezzastagione Comprendo, comunque resto dell’idea che se non soffri il senso di marcia, you’re being petty. I posti sono uguali. Io faccio alzare solo se non ci sono posti dove posso stendere le gambe. (Controllo prima di prenotare e cerco i 4 posti liberi)

@Marketyellow89 Penso che qualcuno qui sopra possa dirti della situazione media in Premium tra Milano e Roma

@GongR1ght Tell me you know nothing about football without telling me you know nothing about ball

The most obvious 1-1 draw of this World Cup. Like I said before, the real beneficiaries of this 48 team World Dup are not the teams like Uzbekistan, Curaçao, Haiti, Cape Verde etc but actually European teams like Czechia and Austria who would have never made it to the World Cup with 32 teams. Absolutely horrible and boring teams.

@mainichigerman Good luck in your move! I’m from Napoli and I’ve lived in Zurich for 6 Months before I had to escape

Flying Zürich to Naples today. Leaving Switzerland to live in Italy. Again. There has never been a more crazy contrast than Zürich Naples. How many Swiss expats would actually leave Switzerland for Italy. Switzerland is too boring. Italy is chaos and life and has the best food, stunning ocean views and I can sing Italian music all day. Bye Switzerland.

@CesareSacchetti Comprensione di quanto sta succedendo geopoliticamente: 0

Un altro attentato contro Trump. Stavolta il luogo del nuovo tentato assassinio ai danni del presidente, è stato la cena dei corrispondenti della Casa Bianca. Un uomo, tale Cole Allen, ha fatto irruzione armato prima di essere arrestato dagli agenti del servizio segreto. Cole Allen nel suo vestiario aveva delle felpe delle forze armate israeliane. Sono ancora una volta loro. Israele sta facendo di tutto per rimuovere Donald Trump. A Butler, il 20enne Thomas Crooks che sparò contro Trump era un allievo di BlackRock, fondo di proprietà dei Rothschild e delle altre famiglie del potere finanziario. Trump ha subito una lunga serie di attentati perché è l'uomo che sta smantellando il disordine della governance globale e i piani di Israele di conquistare il Medio Oriente. Secondo alcuni, solo Putin avrebbe subito più attentati. Trump e Putin sono gli uomini che più di tutti il globalismo ha cercato di uccidere.

@getnickwright @RealSkipBayless Never pick against the king again though nick

@RealSkipBayless You’re killing it, Skip. Keep it up.

COME ON, LEBRON, YOU’RE THE BEST PLAYER ON THE FLOOR. TAKE OVER.

@mewwts @DanDeFiEd There’s no such thing as an Italian roast btw, we just make it better than anyone else

@DanDeFiEd you won't look back!

Italian efficiency when it comes to coffee should be studied. In Italy: - Walk into a bar and look at the guy - Un caffe - 30 seconds later it’s ready - Shoot it - Leave €1 - Walk out In the US: - Join a line - Wait - Order coffee - Answer 12 questions: Size? Milk? Roast? Sugar? Temperature? Colombia beans? Name? How do you spell it? - $12.34 - Ask for a 20% tip. Click 5 times on a ipad to have a custom tip - Tap phone - ask where to send the invoice - Wait again on a different line - Someone call a name that sounds similar to mine - get the coffee - too hot, can't drink it - finally at temperature taste like shit

@GrumpyBluEyeDvl @Bebe1969 Napoli will always hate fascism, do your research.

@Bebe1969 They adored him in Napoli and Palermo. Milano may be full of leftists - or maybe you're just staying in your bubble. Try going somewhere closer to Iranian missile range. Attitudes change quickly.

I'm in Milan Italy. Italians hate Trump.

@romanhelmetguy @Ifindidiots1 found one

Do Euros understand that they only get along because we hugged them tight and made them kiss? If America withdraws from Europe, Germany and Russia will be partitioning Poland within a decade, Greece and Turkey will race for nukes, and the Balkans will spontaneously combust.

@johnkonrad Our biggest mistake was crossing the Atlantic Ocean some 500 years ago

NATO is in far bigger danger than anyone realizes. And the reason has nothing to do with defense budgets. The real danger is psychological. It’s cultural. Europeans didn’t just free-ride on American security for 80 years. They built an entire identity around the idea that they evolved past the Americans protecting them. That identity is now the single biggest obstacle to Western survival. And the darkest irony is: we helped build it. After World War II, Europe wasn’t just economically shattered. Its culture was in ruins. The cities, the universities, the concert halls, the museums. Rubble. The Marshall Plan rebuilt the economy. But culture wasn’t a priority. Not at first. Then the Iron Curtain dropped. And suddenly culture became a weapon. American diplomats, academics, artists & scholars flooded Western Europe. We funded their universities. Supported their orchestras. Rebuilt their museums. Promoted their intellectual life. Not because European culture needed saving for its own sake. Because Eastern Europeans were struggling for Maslow’s mist basic needs. We needed the view from the other side of that Wall to be intoxicating. So America built Western Europe into a showcase of self-actualization. Art. Philosophy. Cafe culture. Long vacations. Universities where people studied literature instead of surviving. We were manufacturing jealousy. And it worked. The Wall came down. But here’s what no one accounted for. When you give a society self-actualization on someone else’s tab long enough, they forget it was a gift. They start believing it was organically theirs. And when they look at the country that funded it all, a country busy building aircraft carriers and semiconductor fabs and shale fields instead of reaching the Maslow’s pinnacle. An overweight American in a ball cap who can’t tell Monet from Pissarro. Who eats fast food. Who drives a truck. Who builds strip malls instead of piazzas. And to a culture trained in aesthetics but stripped of strategic awareness, that American looks uncivilized. So the arrogance takes root. And once a culture decides another is beneath them, they stop listening. Americans say wars are sometimes necessary: crude. Oil is the backbone of prosperity: unsophisticated. Kids build companies in garages that reshape the planet: crass. Wall Street finances the global economy: vulgar. Europe has no world-class technology sector. No military capable of strong defense. No energy independence. No AI capacity. What Europe has is culture. The culture we paid for at the expense of us reaching Maslow’s pinnacle. For decades that was fine. We funded the museums, protected the sea lanes, and tolerated the sneering because the arrangement worked. Then Europeans stopped keeping the contempt private. They started saying it to our faces. In their media. In their parliaments. At every international forum. “Americans are stupid. Americans are violent. Americans are a threat to democracy.” We could have moved the Louvre to NY. We could have built a Venice here. We could have stolen your best artists, designers, philosophers and more… like your conquering armies did for centuries. Instead we funded them. And all we asked for in return was to let us visit. You don’t have the military to defend your borders. You don’t have the technology to compete. You don’t have the energy to heat your homes without begging dictators. What you have is an 80-year superiority complex FUNDED BY AMERICANS, protected by American soldiers, and built on the false belief that self-actualization is civilization. It isn’t. Civilization is the ability to sustain itself. By that measure, Europe isn’t a civilization at all. It’s a dependency with better wine. That’s not a threat. It’s a weather report. Build a Navy. Or don’t. But stop lecturing the people who made you “better than us” Our “crudeness” our “stunted liberal education” our “ugly strip malls” are because we sacrificed our culture to support yours.

@Malco77777 @alespz31 @Ifindidiots1 found one

@alespz31 Io non andandoci ho espresso il mio voto evitando di aiutare il quorum, forma legittima di esprimere voto di un referendum cosa Diverso dall’ astensionismo.. quel referendum non dava alcuna opportunita’ …

Mi impressiona una cosa: un anno fa gli italiani avevano l’opportunità di votare per aumentare i propri salari e molti non sono andati alle urne. Oggi si vota su qualcosa che per molti non cambierà nulla, e invece partecipa. Paese fantastico.

@SaltedNuts77 @Logically_JC @Ifindidiots1 found a big one

@Logically_JC Hey what’s the population of Norway compared to ours?

@robertinofuffol È norvegese

Un brasiliano sta dando distacchi abissali a tutti nello slalom gigante però c'è ancora gente che contesta il cambiamento climatico. #Olympics2026 #Olimpiadilnvernali2026 #MilanoCortinaOlympics2026

@MarkDries1 @catturd2 Yeah but you’re not an Owner

@catturd2 If I was a Owner, I would have a majority of owners march into Goodell's NFL NY Office with me and demand his resignation or be fired. Not in the best interests of USA Values.

The Super Bowl in the USA just had a halftime all in Spanish. I’m dead serious, I will never watch a NFL game again as long as I live. Not one second. The NFL is officially dead to me. Is anyone feeling this besides me? Fck the NFL.

@lavern_spicer Eager to know your runtime in today’s downhill race

Dear USA Olympic Team I don’t wanna hear one muthafuckin word about your goddamn problems with ICE, TRUMP, or AMERICA. You chose to go over there to represent this country and that's what the fuck you should do. Don’t nobody wanna hear nothing about how it “brings up mixed emotions to represent the U.S. right now.” DONT nobody need your muthafuckin America-hating asses out their demeaning our country on the world stage. It's old it's tired its ghetto and its trifling. Its just like Ricki Gervais said: Do your muthafucking job. Accept your muthafucking award. And fuck off right back home to the country you hate but won't fucking leave. Am I clear bitches?

@ByronDonalds @Olympics They were not chosen, they qualified. Hope this helps.

YOU chose to wear our flag. YOU chose to represent our country. YOU chose to compete at the @Olympics. If that’s too hard for you, then GO HOME. Some things are bigger than politics. You just don’t get it.