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@sciencewarrior2 @blincuer I'd rather drag my nuts on a trail of ravenous safari ants than have my rear on the line

@blincuer Waarabu wa dubai ni gays. Juzi kuna mwenye alijaribu kubaka a TAXI driver of Kenyan descent. Huko ukikaa mbaya utageuzwa mboga😂

Hata huyu kijana alienda Dubai juu ya forex na vile huwa haana hata idea forex ni nini. Kwani mnafanya forex gani???

@NytoP2PMwangi Havi looks like Andre 3000

Senior Counsel Nelson Havi paid school fees for a student at the Kenya School of Law! That same student came back with a second request, inviting the former LSK president to a fundraiser to renovate their church in Kangemi. Havi gave him a brutal response: “We do not need to build more churches for now. We need to build hospitals, schools, and roads. I will not contribute.” 🤣🤣 Is he right?

@Lightcasttvke Honestly this guy has balls of steel

"Kiaraho alituambia UDA ni chama mbaya, Rais bado mimi ni John Methu nakuheshimu lakini sikuogopi." ~ Methu blasts President Ruto and as the sound technician offs his microphone

@KenyanSays FAFO

Two men tried to get close to an elephant in Meru, Kenya, and found out the hard way!

@4Inside_Edge Give the animal freedom for crying out loud 😭

Job can pass, thank you.

@4Inside_Edge A lion doesn't appreciate being caged and fed. The natural order is hunting it's own food. The beast is full of rage, a ticking time bomb

@themayor_ke @grok name of song

Whoever heartbroke this man, ulikosea sana

@Fredmunene_ 😂😂😂

@Fredmunene_ 😭😭😭

What Africa needs

@Fredmunene_ Must be India 😂😂 huko hygiene practises ni alien

@iamalexkamau Loitokitok on the slopes of Kilimanjaro

Kenyan towns I would live in as an outdoor lover if bills were never an issue 1. Nanyuki 2. Njoro 3. Kericho 4. Nyeri 5. Iten 6. Mua - Machakos 7. Kijabe Which is your dream Kenyan town to live in?

@ensungwe_ @_demwiky *huyu

😂😂😂😂

@polo_kimanii I'd rather drag my nuts on a trail of ravenous safari ants than be part of this tomfoolery

The cuckification of Corporate man. Look at the things they are making men do in the name of having fun in getaways. Sasa hapa ukirudi nyumbani unaeza jipata ata umenunua jacket ya pink kwa barabara,juu umejaa umama. Dear men,why cant you just say no

@anj_116_ @masara_juniour What are they for exactly?

@masara_juniour This is operating in TZ. You will notice most TZ buses have bull bars.

BWN kwa Majirani. God First Luxury Coaches receiving two Marcopolo G7 X1200 units assembled in KE by AVA. Complete with hostesses to ensure you are comfortable during the journey. Congratulations God First Luxury Coaches

@_demwiky The transformation I've had since I came here 💪💪

Na wakamba wanakuanga accommodative you can prove that. Watu wazuri sana

@_demwiky Check inbox

@_demwiky Mbendi ya kyaume 😂😂

Haters...

@_demwiky The Kenya we want. Where we can appreciate and respect each other's diversity and culture

@_demwiky Came here around 2015 but I'm now kamba by adoption 😂😂 I know the language I appreciate the people. Having the time of my life.

@_demwiky From the little kamba I've learnt here as a kyuk me uskiza ngoma zake nacheka kaa mwenda. Mans creative juices were flowing in his heyday

@_demwiky Eti after kuacha kinara na kushikana na mzee mTZ Liz anungaa naî nûndû sabuni wa uthamba nduonekaa 😂😂

Wacha niwaambie kitu 😂...