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Melvin Deeply

@Melvin_Deeply

I invented spoons. You all owe me royalties.

Beigetreten Ekim 2022
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Melvin Deeply
Melvin Deeply@Melvin_Deeply·
@PlatoonPod I'm not sure about the quality of decisions being better. But in fairness, that crowd couldn't make worse decisions even smashed off their faces. May as well let them drink. 😎
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Melvin Deeply@Melvin_Deeply·
@BocephusWaylon @1inspired_rvwer Hurt my sciatica a few a couple of weeks ago so had to ease up. Started running again yesterday. Fitness is good enough. I doubt I'll get a good time. It'll be fine I think.
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RRTNZ@eponynmous·
@Melvin_Deeply @VampireCrusader @Glinner In all seriousness, it is depressing. We grew up in a time before this rot set in, but now our civilization looks poised to fall to barbarians that well-meaning people opened the gates for. The future in Blade Runner looks pretty good by comparison😞
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Melvin Deeply@Melvin_Deeply·
@VexElectronica Joke's gone too far. We don't go tweeting out people's addresses whether it's public record or not.
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Melvin Deeply@Melvin_Deeply·
@BluCollarLoser 8 dollars gets you furniture polish I reckon. Or something to clean your paint brushes. 😬
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BlueCollarLoser@BluCollarLoser·
@Melvin_Deeply I admit Melvin. I often grab $8 vodka for a stream because I’m broke and in a hurry lol. The one time I saved up for $40 grey goose, I tasted it without soda and I was like oooooh. I can taste the god damn difference 😃
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Melvin Deeply@Melvin_Deeply·
Most cheap vodka is awful. Tastes all chemically, like Hai Karate aftershave or something. But expensive vodka doesn't taste any better than basic stuff, like Smirnoff. And after a few it all tastes like water anyway. Stick with Smirnoff. It does what it's supposed to. 😎
TheMekon_Venus@TheMekon_Venus

Dans worth about $250 million. Most has came from acting. But it’s possible this Vodka accounted for $50 million of that. Personally I’ve never really understood expensive Vodka.. It all just tastes like vodka to me. But..If anyone has any options on this.. or has tried it… thoughts would be intersting.

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Our Hilts Hurt@OurHiltsHurt·
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Melvin Deeply
Melvin Deeply@Melvin_Deeply·
@eponynmous @VampireCrusader @Glinner Welcome to the 21st century. We were all looking forward to having flying cars by now. Instead we've regressed back to "BURN THE HERETICS". Most folk behave like they've been lobotomised. And we deserve it, because we allowed it, that's what you get. 😬
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RRTNZ@eponynmous·
@VampireCrusader @Glinner Yup, nothing makes a more impassioned and relatable cry for understanding - than burning a building with kids in it. I'm sure reasonable people everywhere will....oh,wait, nevermind..
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