Mercy Flucker

Science doesn’t care about your feelings. XX: It’s a girl thing. #MAGA

@sumdumgi1 @SuperMarxBro @m_takewaka Got it. And cats would scratch the F out of you trying to play without permission 🤣🤣🤣. Hence no “sweater kitties”

@MercyFlucker @SuperMarxBro @m_takewaka It’s puppies because we want to let them out and play with them.😁

boobsとtitsの使い分けがわからない🤔

@SuperMarxBro @m_takewaka Still learning… sweater puppies!? 🤣🤣🤣

@m_takewaka There are many English words for female anatomy that mean the same Boobs Breasts Tits Udders Mommy milkers Tatas Tiddies Sweater puppies Hammers Hams Yabos Jugs Mammories Tig ole biddies Fun bags Cazongas Magumbos

@Pixie1z @5am1am_6 Ally McBeal. Somehow it turned into a musical.. and not it a good way.

Can you think of one?

@nevets1352 @Pixie1z Right!? Now he’s a pill head. Maybe it should be called General Hospital.

@Pixie1z 9-1-1 everything was great until disney bought the fox network, and turned the only straight white single male into a fag.

@asteadfastfaith @reaganreese_ @__Sassafras_ @DailyCaller @GOPSenate @LeaderJohnThune I’d like Trump to invest the same intense effort into DC as he does in world affairs. It’s troubling when ridding the world of evil regimes is easier than cleaning up the elected halls of DC.

@reaganreese_ @__Sassafras_ @DailyCaller Once again Pres. Trump is having to handle things our incompetent GOP Senate majority refuses to. @GOPSenate Most of them are absolutely worthless. Especially, @LeaderJohnThune

SCOOP: Trump will sign an executive order at 5pm, cracking down on mail-in voting across the country, @DailyCaller has learned. The executive order will require the admin to create a list of confirmed U.S. citizens who are eligible to vote in each state. It will also mandate that absentee ballots only be sent to those on each state's approved mail-in ballot list. Ballots will now have specific secure envelopes, with unique barcodes for tracking. States who disobey the order may lose federal funds under the presidential action.

Nancy Pelosi absolutely DESTROYED Warren Buffett in the stock market since 2012.. This is insanity.

@nanshisweets Pumpkin pie is definitely a Thanksgiving staple. I am not a fan. Unless it’s covered in cool whip 🤣

日本語の投稿がアメリカの人に翻訳なしで届くようになったって本当ですか！？みなさん、サンクスギビングデーに本当にパンプキンパイを食べているのか、日本語で質問できるってことですか！？

@_TruthZone_ @Siskiyous6 Iran Venezuela Cambodia India Pakistan Houthis Ukraine Nigeria Gaza Coming soon- Cuba?

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE $5K DOGE CHECKS? WHAT HAPPENED TO THE $2K TARIFF CHECKS? WHAT HAPPENED TO THE IRS BEING ABOLISHED? WHAT HAPPENED TO AFFORDABLE LIVING?

@quazoly @mrhomechef85

Me after a weekend of Japanese twitter…

The Republican majority Senate held a pro-forma session this morning lasting 31 seconds. This session was held to prevent President Trump from making recess appointments. This is sabotage. @realDonaldTrump @JDVance @SenateGOP @LeaderJohnThune

Here's the problem with the Republican party. Everyone knows that Ilhan Omar is criminal as the day is long. And yet we just investigate and investigate and investigate and investigate and no charges are ever filed. If Ilhan were Republican, she would have been in prison years ago.

Excellent idea!! 🙌🙌 Chick-fil-A offers free ice cream to families who ditch phones at dinner | Fox Business foxbusiness.com/media/chick-fi…

@TimRunsHisMouth @tmcquade3 Ugh. He’s such a hack.

Fake scientist protesting an imaginary king,

Fraud found at HUD: $5 Billion in potential payment errors. Illegal aliens receiving taxpayer-funded housing. Poor stewardship across the board. I look forward to rooting out fraud at HUD with @VP.

🧾 Receipts: Ilhan Omar’s original last name was Elmi before it was changed. This evidence was available, but the Obama Justice Department refused to investigate. Her brother, Ahmed Nur Said Elmi, and their father, Nur Said Elmi (also known as Nur Omar), used multiple names across different countries. Part of the family fled to the United Kingdom, while Ilhan Omar and others entered the United States under their father’s assumed name, “Omar.” These name changes and split identities were used to conceal the father’s true war crimes and identity. Marriage details: • Groom: Ahmed Nur Said Elmi • Bride: Ilhan Abdullahi Omar (real name Ilhan Elmi) Extradition? @TheJusticeDept @DHSgov @WhiteHouse

@PrairieVeteran @julesfuels1979 @twitter Better not even mention garlic bread then. 🙀

I apologize for being absent yesterday. Turns out @twitter decided that me asking a question about the size of a lasagna was "Violent Speech" and gave me a 12 hour time out. 🤭😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆 Ya.......lasagna is now the threat to online safety. 🤔

See you in court. A lot! #youcantquitme

@WilliamShatner Is it Monday? Hard to keep track - I’m retired. 😘 Mad cow?

So Happy Monday! (If you like Mondays…)

@BoLoudon @realbobgringo FAFO

🚨BREAKING: This incredible LAPD Horse kicked a "No Kings" protestor to the ground after he tried blocking them with his body. Can this horse be awarded a medal? Follow: @BoLoudon

When FA meets FO The horse was clearly walking.