Chuck Finley

@mikealfred Did she get a free TACO with that oatmeal?

This morning my daughter refused to eat her oatmeal. In response, I threatened to wipe out her ant farm. I said "A whole civilization will die today, never to be brought back again. I don’t want that to happen, but it probably will" She caved. Classic Art of the Deal.

@mikealfred @neverboredape Did you tell her she has two weeks to eat her oatmeal?

@neverboredape This style of negotiation is never funny. It's about results. Winning.

@WhiteHouse @NASA The brave astronauts would be wise to avoid the White House.

EARTHSET. April 6, 2026. Humanity, from the other side. First photo from the far side of the Moon. Captured from Orion as Earth dips beyond the lunar horizon. Photo: NASA

@Mari_wise1516 @Susanaar2323 @Real_RobN Because it’s not real.

@Susanaar2323 @Real_RobN Unbelievable !!!!

This is: Pete Hegseth will go down as the one who led the single greatest rescue mission in United States military history. Secretary of War is where Woke goes to die.

@Real_RobN He’s a useful idiot.

@GaryPetersonUSA @NotHoodlum This☝️is a fake image. Please remove it immediately. Independent news outlets confirm that Trump skipped church services today & instead was golfing at his private club in Sterling, Virginia.

@gregkellyusa He’s supposed to be the fuckin president, Greg. He’s supposed to be someone our kids fuckin look up to. He’s neither.

@gregkellyusa Trump sycophants getting cooked with a Community Note is my new favorite pastime.

Everyone so “Horrified”at President TRUMP and his language. GIVE ME A BREAK. This is the way people TALK. Get Over it. It’s barely lunch Time and I’ve heard the F word on the streets of NYC a dozen times. TRUMP is Keeping it Real—-WE ARE GOING TO WIN!

here's today's post: "get ready, everyone — Preznit Fuckwit is about to do something stupid." and oh look — Iran gets an obscenity-laced ultimatum. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post — bit.ly/4m9khBU bit.ly/4m9khBU

@AngelaD01277893 @RealJamesWoods @trashpanda2012

@RealJamesWoods @trashpanda2012

The AutoPen Fool left astronauts to die in outer space. President Trump sent an army to rescue one wounded American. 🇺🇸

@RealJamesWoods The wounded American wouldn't have been there if your Flatulent Fuhrer hadn't started a completely unnecessary war to distract from him being a pedophile who raped kids with Epstein.

@larschr73 @jackunheard He lied about Obama for years. GFY

@jackunheard But the media won’t write about it…. Just imagine if it was Trump putting together a team like that going after Obama… then the media would be all over it for months ✅

🚨HOLY CRAP. Billy Bush reveals that ABC News created a 75-person team in 2016 whose only job was to destroy Donald Trump’s career. “I know the guy who ran the division…[It] was dedicated to basically getting him!” This is criminal.

@MAGAMIKE1776USA @LangmanVince Every MAGA bootlicker right now

@LangmanVince Better than advertised. Every mission has been perfectly executed.

Pete Hegseth will now go down as the best Secretary of Defense since WWII, and possibly ever!

@dave43law @LindseyGrahamSC

@LindseyGrahamSC Everyone else in the world knows that it was the actions of the impaired Trump that closed it. You should be screaming for the 25th not kissing butt

As I have been saying for the last several days, President Trump is intent on restoring freedom of navigation in the Strait of Hormuz. He is deadly serious when it comes to his ultimatum to Iran to open the Strait of Hormuz or face a massive military response against vital infrastructure. It is still my hope Strait of Hormuz can be reopened and the enriched uranium can be secured through diplomacy. That would be the best outcome for the region and the world. To say the window on diplomacy is closing would be an understatement. To Iran, chose wisely and chose quickly.

@PatrickAugust63 @LindseyGrahamSC

@LindseyGrahamSC The weakest and dumbest president in American history was led into a quagmire by the genocidal war criminal Benjamin Netanyahu. Previous presidents were smart enough to avoid a religious war that would turn into WW3. Bootlickers like you were duped by the evil trump.

@LindseyGrahamSC Go back to Disney World. You obviously live in a fantasy.

@SecWar Every MAGA bootlicker right now

The tomb is empty. The promise is fulfilled. Through His sacrifice, we are redeemed. We stand firm in faith, courage, and truth—Happy Easter.