Midwest Bohunk

Holy shit! Alright I’m going to take this slow. Only my finest. No throw aways.

@garonsen I doubt it. @DeaceOnline post it

Scandal-ridden internet troll, maybe I have a future in politics after all

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Meghan Markle launches collab as desperate bid to avoid $5M jam loss continues trib.al/ZbNRdB6

She has the opportunity to absolutely mog Gwyneth Paltrow and turn sales around.

@SaltyGoat17 I bet this would have been a cool building if they had enough money for more than the elevator shaft.

Obama library is NOT PAYING black contractors!! Multiple Black-owned contractors and sub contractors have reported severe financial losses and payment disputes during the construction of the Obama Presidential Center in Chicago. A veteran Black contractor filed a $40 million lawsuit along with several others ANYONE SURPRISED?

@mattvanswol My whole life I’ve heard how great NHS is and America sucks because it lacks nationalized medicine. Imagine my disgust to learn it was just state funded rape aftercare.

No more retard tweets from me. Consider this my rainbow covenant to you guys.

Just know this one sat in my drafts for almost a day. I didn’t want to do it. But it kept calling to me.

Why? Liberals have been telling us for two years that he’s too retarded to be in charge of healthcare.

@_Stocko_ I will. First I yap for the Elon bucks, then I invest that money in a startup. We’re very close. I can feel it.

would you guys stop yapping and build something jeez

Of course these sea creatures are pro algae.

I know there’s a lot going on in the world. But my Alec Baldwin tweet is an absolute killer.

@libbyemmons Why is this dude womansplaining manhood to me?

@fizzlegem @hopes_revenge Huh you learn something new everyday

@MidwestBohunk @hopes_revenge Japanese is the one without an L sound

i got my bloodwork done and they said it was the most chinese blood they ever seen in a white man

@JebraFaushay She should be held accountable if it gets loose and kills someone.

@_ayandamay @NebraskaMegan It sounds like they weren’t that fast on their feet anyway then…

@JebraFaushay Why’s she walking her sad poodle without a leash?

I believe this to be a Spanish home healthcare worker taking her elderly patient out for an evening stroll. But some will insist this is Hilaria Baldwin and her husband Alec on date night.

Holy shit! Alright I’m going to take this slow. Only my finest. No throw aways.

You guys know my goal is 1 trillion followers and I’ve been feeling down about not hitting that yet. But my real goal is for @JesseKellyDC to follow me. That’s when I’ll know I’ve made it. He’s the goat shitposter. I know I can earn his respect.

I’ve got nails to drive. Be good while I’m away folks.

Palestine didn’t “fail to qualify” for the World Cup. Israel literally killed everyone on the team.