Midwest Bohunk

@___TheGOOdWitch I see you’re accustomed to arguing with boomer Christians. How cute.

Thinking something is ‘gross’ isn’t a biblical or legal argument. 🤦🏼‍♂️ Plenty of straight sex acts could be called gross too. The Bible doesn’t mention cigarettes either, yet here we are with the selective pearl-clutching. If it’s just ‘ew sodomy,’ own the personal disgust instead of hiding behind inconsistent theology.

When gay marriage is brought up, every Christian that smokes, drinks, curses and has premarital sex is suddenly concerned with what the Bible allows.

@satansbottom @___TheGOOdWitch Lol you’re alright. But that’s a tweet about a cigarette for comedic value. I don’t smoke.

@MidwestBohunk @___TheGOOdWitch cigarettes are just smaller dicks you’re sucking on bro, you’re one of us

@Polymarket No, farther.

NEW: Jamaica reportedly in talks to accept third-country migrants deported from the U.S.

I love that The View pops up in my timeline periodically. It reminds me to go check the cattle.

@ginamilan_ This is the way, westerner.

The word Muslim makes me nauseous.

@KingBobIIV The leftist will laugh while they perform and defend child sacrifice.

"I'm going to try not to laugh" as she bursts out laughing after reading the Rape Gang Enquiry and picking holes in the linguistic nuances used to describe how little girls, as young as 6, in their primary school uniforms, were sex trafficked around the UK. "Because Im a journalist!" Oh, literally fk off.

@bryan_johnson Jesus Christ. Nobody is reading all that. Just sleep next to the woman you love, you self obsessed dweeb.

@RhuleAid @OWHnews @JoyceVondr16430 That bio tells the whole story. She doesn’t understand that the white moderates aren’t moderates anymore.

@OWHnews This got @JoyceVondr16430 fingerprints all over it. ketv.com/article/case-d…

Union Pacific's new commemorative locomotive honoring Donald Trump and the nation's 250th anniversary drew admiration, curiosity and a sidewalk chalk protest from College World Series crowds in Omaha. omaha.com/news/local/art…

@libbyemmons Why is this dude womansplaining manhood to me?

Elliot Page's description of masculinity actually just sounds like femme self help slop. No fellas talk like this about being fellas.

@EndWokeness You wouldn’t want them tempting their uncle mohamed would you?

Public school in St. Paul, Minnesota Every girl is in a hijab… in kindergarten

I have never slept next to Kate. The only thing we do in bed is have sex. We have separate beds and homes. Should you do the same? Not necessarily. The science is split. Here's the data: 1) Your partner does wake you up when you sleep together. 7 nights of actigraphy sleep measurement in 55 couples (aged 18 to 72, no sleep disorders) showed about 6 partner triggered awakenings per night, on average. Roughly 1 in 5 of wake ups was set off by the partner stirring first, and participants slept through only about half of their partner’s awake time. The catch: the study never compared sharing a bed to sleeping alone. 2) Yet couples who sleep together report sleeping better. A survey of about 1,000 adults found that sharing a bed with a partner tracked with less insomnia, less fatigue, more sleep, and better mental health than sleeping alone. The catch: self-reported, cross-sectional, no follow-up. Healthier, happier people may simply be the ones more likely to share beds, so this is associative at best. 3) Women's sleep might take the hit from sharing a bed. A study of 10 couples had each person sleep at least 10 nights alone and 10 nights together. Women slept measurably worse with a partner in the bed, on both actigraphy and their own ratings. Men reported sleeping better, subjectively. 4) Polysomnography, the gold standard for measuring sleep and sleep stages, points to REM gains with co-sleeping. A study of 12 couples found co-sleeping came with about 10% more REM sleep, less fragmented REM, longer undisturbed REM runs, and tighter sleep-stage syncing between partners, alongside more limb movement. 5) Synced sleep tracks with lower blood pressure and inflammation. In 46 couples that slept together, the more in sync their sleepwake timing, the lower their sleeping blood pressure (strongest in women) and the lower their inflammation (both sexes). The link held even after adjusting for how often they actually shared a bed, so the driver looks like the synchrony, not sharing the bed. Only two of these studies compared the same person in both beds, and both are tiny: 10 and 12 couples. One found the result flips by sex. The rest is correlation. The answer is individual. For some couples the shared bed improves sleep. For others, separate beds are the right move.

@MrLeadslinger I’ve seen more dicks in pride month twitter posts than I have in the men’s room.

One thing I’ve learned from reading the comments under the Dad takes his daughters into the ladies room video is that a lot of people think the men’s restroom is just dicks on parade like we just go in there show them to each other.

Leftists hate the funniest and most wholesome comedian in history because he has the power to move culture. He makes married life/family sound fun and lighthearted. Expect the leftist hate to come for him now.

@ClownWorld Private schools are not immune to leftism. In fact, their unchecked empathy leaves them particularly weak to it.

Since when did this become their mission?

@omgsidewalks Insulin. Go down that rabbit hole and you’ll change your entire life.

PLEASE why is it that when I eat breakfast, I get hungry again within 2 hours, but if I skip it, I can go almost the entire day without cravings ??

This whole trillionaire thing appears much easier to process for the people already familiar with the debt clock.

No, **long pull on cigarette** we just think sodomy is gross.