Migrant In Scotland

@Heccles94 Birds of a feather

If there is a war criminal’s hand to shake, Lammy will be there.

In the final years of South African Apartheid, the white government decided it must 1) overthrow the government of Angola 2) install a puppet regime in Namibia 3) attack Zimbabwe 4) attack Botswana 5) attack Zambia in order to survive. This did not work

just used chatgpt to tell me how to circumvent claude's programming so i could use to claude to tell me how to hack into grok which i then used to find everyone's credit card details on here which i will collectively use to buy a home

@Met4CastUK Hard to beat the peace

The beach is without doubt my happy place. It’s the only place where my ADHD brain actually falls silent, listening to the waves is like finding the off switch to my thoughts.

@sacha_coward It's time it was washed

The Overton window hasn't just shifted... It's in another postcode, down a smelly side alley, in a bin.

@Met4CastUK 23.8 is quite hot enough. I didn't move to Scotland to sweat!

Hot. 🥵

Been scrolling for 2 hours without eating a biscuit. If they keep this up, I'm gonna be thin.

Not quite. They at least elected the smartest one of them.

@deanoburns @birchpolypore @MartinSLewis I remember my Gran's too and she's been dead over 30 years. But I can't remember what I went to the kitchen for.

@birchpolypore @MartinSLewis I don’t but I remember my Gran’s number. I haven’t called it in so long but it’s etched in my memory.

Today's Poll: Do you have a working landline phone in your home and if so do you use it to make or receive calls? Which of these is CLOSEST to your situation.

@Marknorthumber @reformexposed

@reformexposed Sad life you have. Get friends.

Reform UK candidate Derek Wilson has deleted his post about assasinating the Prime Minister. There's an archive of it here: archive.ph/VfJPf

@balconyshirts If you want to do a quarterly update, I'd subscribe. I've largely avoided any news since the election. It's all the same. Though I didn't know Farage smells, so, thanks for your service

I better go superviral for this...

I don’t paint many heroes but I felt a strong urge to paint Miriam Margolyes as the Mona Lisa.

@Simon_Pegg I'm hoping the news uses a clip of them chanting "Nigel Farage, shame on you" in Sheffield tonight

@GeorgeHclownwrl @Barnes_Tueart @mrshappy1950 @clairebubblepop I mean if I've got to explain everything to you, then maybe my cognitive ability shouldn't be the one in question.

You destroyed a library. It was MORE than a library, it was a food bank, a source of heat for people in the winter, a place for kids from low income families to use the internet, or do their homework. Why destroy something so vital? Yeah you’re so patriotic guys.

@DmitryOpines I think that one is already on the run and has been for a bit, hence his offer

Are they... checking themselves in on Facebook as doing crimes?

Emma Woolf : "White man raping a 12 year old girl" : Okay. "PM reads some notes for a speech" : Not Okay. Jeez.