Snarcasm Queen

Traitor to who!? Who's 'we'?! Mandami's Yankees? Northwest progressives? California liberals?!? The Midwest midwits running Chicago??? You ASSUME the Northeast would be the 'Union' (i.e., the elected federal government) this time around, but a 2nd Civil War increasingly seems likely to be communists and anarchists on the East and West coast against everybody else, with the entire armed forces ready to protect against "all foes, foreign and domestic," especially those communists. But assuming it was a strictly 'regional' conflict, the composition of America's armed forces would be a deciding factor. 41% of the total personnel in the ranks are Southern, and the vast majority of bases (140 out of 335) are also in the South. Over 50% of troops stationed domestically are on mega-bases in the South. Even the Capitol, Washington DC, is in the South. It's close, but the Southeast leads all U.S. regions in total economic output, with a combined GDP surpassing $6.5 trillion. Other regions do out-produce the Southeast agriculturally, but not by much; the West, Midwest, and South produce almost 30% of the world's food, so importing food supplies would be a New York problem. Finally, the South is the most populous region in the United States by a wide margin, holding over 39% of the nation's total population, and is the fastest-growing region in the country by a significant margin. One important thing to note because of that - at 44% of total civilian firearms, the South has the highest number of guns and gun ownership. It is an interesting mental exercise - one in which YOU have to make up numbers to even 'argue' your position - but don't gaslight yourself into believing anything but the truth; nowadays it ain't even close.

at the supermarket, i say, “what kind of nuts do you want?”. my son, 4, grabs macadamia nuts. its like $14. im broke (artist). i say, “alright, thats the most expensive kind of nut, really. but if you want me to buy them, i will”. he puts them in the cart. i give them to him for snack for a few days - he never touches them. eventually, i say, “hey buddy, no big deal, but you did ask me to get these expensive nuts for you.” he pauses and then says, “…well, i got them for you”. explain why am i living with a tiny jewish comedian.

If you have autism people simply just hate you. It’s probably something evolutionary. You just give off an aura that causes people a low level rage

This is why you have to watch who you lay with. If we been having unprotected sê x for the last 6 months why are you surprised that we have a kid on the way? I’m NOT getting rid of my child. And he will be going on child support I won’t be another statistic and I won’t be raising my kid alone! Either you gone help or ima force the system to make you help!

Ladies, if your fingernails are completely bare (no polish, acrylics, etc.) give this a “like”. My daughter is convinced that “everyone” has fake nails or a manicure and I’m the odd man out. She’s 12. 😄

"That could be the stupidest question I've ever heard." 😳 John Tortorella DID NOT like being asked whether he considered putting in Adin Hill.

I asked John Tortorella if he had considered going to Adin Hill in the 3rd period: “Christ, that could be the stupidest question I’ve heard.”

Late night snack in New Orleans at Waffle House again. Unfortunately we had to eat in the parking lot this time because they closed the dining area and only allowed takeaway.