@shikumungai_ Watu wa Maguna's still figuring out what 'Boerwors' are before watoe maoni.
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Muhoss
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Muhoss
@Muhoss
If you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree,it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.” Albert Einstein Opinions: Own
Nairobi Beigetreten Ocak 2011
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There's a time in Webuye robbery was becoming a thing, just around the time Pan paper was falling. Thing is people knew who these boys were and they resorted to piga them so badly then take bodies to their homes juu tunawajua. It stopped.
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@VinceChepkwony @KURAroads On fixing broken infrastructure @KURAroads are on auto-pilot mode.
OuteringRd looks like a deserted battlefield.
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@NahashonKimemia You can have all the licences & rogue Kanju askaris will still arrest or extort from you for washing your gate or trimming your fence.
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Since I got arrested by kanjo, I have been researching the different types of licenses that you require to operate your business legitly without kanjo ever finding a mistake. I can confidently conclude that it is better not to start any business in Nairobi or Kenya in general.
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@JudyWagathigi @kenyanpundit Meanwhile in Nyeri, The Governor just announced that due to the good work, the people have requested him to run for a Senatorial post.
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@NahashonKimemia The ease of doing business in Nairobi Edition 101. Pole for the ordeal.
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We're now on our way to City Hall. I hope this day will end well. I knew there were payments for roadside signs, I didn't know that small signs on top of your shop also need a license and that it was that expensive, 9k si mchezo. I also didn't know that you couldn't pay from where you are. You have to go to City Hall for some reason.
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@wanguwamajani What’s your perspective on tea contract farming for small-scale farmers? Our tea factory has started to adopt this approach at a management fee of 7.5% of the production.
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@GathogoBMwangi @Coopbankenya @SafaricomPLC Whoever is behind this truly deserves recognition. Am liking this.
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Apparently the Head of Digital Products @Coopbankenya was working as the UX designer @SafaricomPLC 😂😂😂
Then in one week we see an excellent Coop Product and a shit Safaricom App released.
Clearly, they lost their pillar and coop found him right on time.
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@SpryVoice Those that used to ply Nairobi Nyeri route were nicknamed "Nyírí Matu-ini", because of their speed final destination was either Nyeri or heaven.
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@moneyacademyKE So those Treasury folks who have been frustrating retirees and extorting from them, what will they be 'eating'
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@carltonkitheka1 Karatina used to be such a good town with no major incidences but the last couple of years, its becoming another "Old Naivasha" with all sad & tragic stories.
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You guys saw that story of that 20 year old KMTC girl who was raped and killed by a 4th year Karatina Student last Saturday
CCTV literally captures him luring her to her death
You can see she was extremely intoxicated on the footage, she was found dead the next day
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@mansaplus I’ve seen my villagemates receive a packet of unga and Ksh 200 thro "Empowerment" & immediately praise the government for doing a great job,they later turn around seeking funds for medical harambees.
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Cancer wouldn’t be a poverty maker if the government was utilizing our taxes right. Governments decide your whole life, your schooling, your job opportunities, your health care… basically, your quality of life! Be selfish with your vote!
WARÚHIÚ@kamauwaruhiu
The government is the largest manufacturer of poverty in Kenya. Second only to Cancer.
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@baroswahjr @Brianmbunde Such people deserve public flogging.
The guy in a red Tshirt, he has a story to tell for ages.
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@kamauwaruhiu Growing up, we used to charge 5 bob for rabbit A.I services. Now you know why Mwaniki withheld the 5bob.
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The last time I sold a rabbit it was 50 ksh ,I sold it to mwaniki who is now a big mechanic he paid 45 shillings and never paid 5 ,huyo gari yangu hawezi pewa atengeneze conmanship is where I draw the line . Sasa Kuna kijana hapa thigio inaitwa mbote anauza moja 2500 😨😨 what kind of inflation be this .
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@KResearcher @NyokabiJesse This passbook reminds me of those old women tellers at Postbank TomMboyaSt, they'd literally close the counters at 10 for teabreak.
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@NyokabiJesse Your Cucu? How young are people here? I had one 😂
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@DrKanyuira @dnkariuki Boarded a matatu in town with a teenager and shortly after leaving CBD,they started playing loud music and the display screens had explicit content.It was quite an embarrassing journey.
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One of the worst things in Kenyan public transport is these nganyas with their reckless crew, loud music and thugs hanging all over the contraptions.
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@AngieNicoleOD @iFortknox Popped in Shell and they only had VPower, attendant told me there's no fuel along JogooRd, but Ola has supply and there's no restriction.
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Anyone else having trouble finding fuel in Nairobi? Got turned away at two different stations on waiyaki way. Then another one near Gateway mall is only giving fuel worth 1k “on orders”. I thought we were told by govt that we shouldn’t have any issues with supply?
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Leaving Nairobi for Naivasha WRC rally on foot. See you there
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