Neil Mattingly

@reformexposed Only if I was a major Reform donor who also happened to sell US style medical insurance.

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@awgaffney It's Pink Floyd. Common knowledge!

Naomi Wolf is truly the gift that keeps on giving. I hope she never leaves Twitter.

@BradGalinson @TheGillsFC Excellent! I'm in!

@TheGillsFC at least one Bradley can act 💙

@CockertonMark They forgot to mention their £3billion would come off the estimated loss to the UK of many, many times that figure!

IS THAT ALL! Where do we sign up? #TomorrowsPapersToday

My wife submitted a claim for compensation on 03/03/26 and submitted copies of our receipts (ref: 2603035245621) Our flight ref was 9BAHEZ Please advise. Thank you. Neil Mattingly nmattingly@live.com

@LivingTricks_ Theresa? Nona? Tina? Ake? Inga? Ari?

Read it again carefully. The answer is literally right in front of you 😏

@Kent_Online Watched the first 2. Excellent and I'm hookrd!

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@Peston Lot of 'assuming' there Robert. Is that what passes as fact now?

Downing Street has just put out the following statement. It is pretty odd, because it is stuff the PM and his team have said before. I can only assume the Met has asked the PM not to publish the due diligence and vetting documents that allegedly prove Mandelson misled the PM and this is the best they can do. The question remains why the PM would trust Mandelson rather than the independent evidence that Mandelson remained in contact with Epstein after his conviction for soliciting prostitution from a child. A Downing Street source said: “Before Peter Mandelson was appointed, there had been reports that linked him with Jeffrey Epstein, including after he was first convicted. This was looked into as part of the appointment process, as the Prime Minister referenced today. “Peter Mandelson lied to the Prime Minister, hid information that has since come to light and presented Epstein as someone he barely knew. “In September, new information revealed the depth and extent of the relationship was materially different to what was known at the time of his appointment and that he had utterly misled the Prime Minister. He was swiftly sacked.”

@haveigotnews ...confirm stereotyping.

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@SteadmanArt Frabjous Inky Warrior

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@MJPhippsy @NathanRef96 A cheat. Yellow card for simulation.

Gareth Ainsworth always has been & still is an absolute 🛎️🔚 who plays awful football & just sends his teams out to kick shit out opposition #Colu

@BradGalinson @TheGillsFC Merry Xmas to you both and the family. Let's hope 2026 delivers everything we all dream of! 🎅👍

Happy Xmas, Gillingham! Shan and I hope you are safe and happy with your loved ones. Don’t forget the important things in life. @TheGillsFC 💙

@VictoriaCoren @Mirf_Chris @BBC @Nigel_Farage I spotted that Victoria had her poker face on when she said it.

@Mirf_Chris @BBC @Nigel_Farage I literally said “He’s the political leader people most want to have a drink with.” Literally that exact thing.

Bloody hell. #OnlyConnect @BBC @VictoriaCoren cant even admit that @Nigel_Farage would be most people’s choice of politician to have a pint with. 🙄

@SkyNews Infantile award.

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@piersmorgan Found yet another woman to try and bully have you?

Rachel Reeves forcing out the guy who called out her Budget bullsh*t is typical of her tendency to blame everyone but herself when she is caught lying. She will have to resign herself very soon, or she will drag Starmer down with her. Her credibility is irrevocably damaged.

@NoContextBrits TV and radio stations that do not have endless adverts.

What does Britain have that America doesn’t?

@neildrewitt @thecarolemalone Some folk make a lot of money spooking the market with junk speculation then betting on the expected outcome.

@thecarolemalone After four months of tortured U-turns, dithering and leaking that spooked markets and paralysed spending, here is a far better budget than doomster predictions.

This budget is going to punish all the working class and middle class people who have always done the right thing, who’ve saved and worked and never been a burden on the state and give their hard earned cash to the lazy, the feckless and the jobless !!

@piersmorgan @BBCNewsnight The markets seem to like it. Bit awkward.

On @BBCNewsnight on Monday night, I predicted Rachel Reeves would be gone by Christmas. Following her disastrous Budget, which is a betrayal of everything she promised not to do, I expect she will be gone much sooner. Not because she’s a woman, but because she’s hopeless.

@hashjenni Kung Fu Sheep. Belter!

Can someone please recommend a Netflix show that’s actually addictive, the kind that makes people stay up all night and finish season one in one sitting?

@haveigotnews 'I'll be there in 5 minutes.'

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