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@carltonkitheka1 @nyoroshah Are you really stupid ama you are just pretending?

@nyoroshah See for yourself G

This is clearly AI 😂😂 You people are in grave danger if you fall for something like this 😂

Hey @WhatsApp 👋🏻 Thank you for the new username update… But honestly? We just wanted to upload statuses in HD. Is that too much to ask? Sigh.

@kabiru_ke @DCI_Kenya ongezea allegedly

@DCI_Kenya Boss amesema mzigo yake iachiliwe

𝗕𝗨𝗦 𝗣𝗔𝗦𝗦𝗘𝗡𝗚𝗘𝗥 𝗡𝗔𝗕𝗕𝗘𝗗 𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗛 𝗦𝗛𝟭𝗠 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗢𝗜𝗡 𝗛𝗔𝗨𝗟 A routine bus journey came to an abrupt end for one passenger after detectives from the Transnational Organized Crime Unit (TOCU) intercepted a Nairobi-bound bus and uncovered a stash of heroin worth approximately Sh1 million. Acting on a tip off, the detectives mounted an operation along the Mombasa–Nairobi Highway at Taru, where they flagged down the bus for a search. What appeared to be an ordinary passenger screening quickly turned into a major narcotics bust. Seated at Seat No. 29, the suspect was found in possession of a brown bag that concealed far more than personal belongings. Inside were four sachets of heroin weighing a total of 300 grammes, along with Sh95,000 in cash believed to be proceeds of crime. The suspect, 38-year-old Brian Tabu Owuor, was immediately arrested and is currently in police custody undergoing processing pending arraignment. Meanwhile, the recovered heroin and the cash have been securely detained as exhibits as investigations gather pace. #FichuaKwaDCI. Call 0800 722 203 (Toll-free) or WhatsApp at 0709 570 000 to report anonymously. Usiogope!

@_shayM @AkothMelanie Hapo we are usually not looking for intelligent so you still have no excuse to get back to the kitchen

@AkothMelanie 😭😭Girl no, take up space unapologetically, you’re most likely to be more intelligent than they are, speak!!

Hanging out with boys ukijaribu kuongea unaskianga ni kama in their mind wanasema get back to the kitchen 😭😭😭

Fungua miguu tuone beans

Ngoma za Octopizzo hukua na long introduction ndio ikupee opportunity ya kuzima tv before aanze kuimba ujinga

@Nyamisa_Chela no no no, hua wanaenda jela after serving they keep terrorizing the streets heri asipatikane

If he’s a criminal let him be arrested by uniformed police and arraigned in court. We are tired of abductors

@OmugaBash hawa watu hua hawana huruma akufie huko tu

Zizu was abducted not arrested. I posted here before people started saying he's a criminal, why don't they take him to court? He's missing 4 days now. Am against abduction not defending anyone. He's not in any police station nowhere to be seen.

@OmugaBash @SalutRn mwizi akufe

@SalutRn Jomba mm sina shida kama ni mwizi what does law say? Take him to court?

@HallNM21 @Primeandeka wanafanya villagers wadhani kazi ya wasee wa IT ni cyber tu

@Primeandeka Muache kuita kila kitu it btw 😭😭

Naonanga kama unajua mambo ya IT, kumbe anaku😂

@mfsvlly Oyaa mkubwa

Kuna salutations naonanga najua tu what will follow next ni kukopwa

tunakapitia walai🥲😂

@Jkareyy wacha kuexchange roles wewe msichana mnono. In the African society lazima mpike unajifanya woke hapa tu. Even the bible call you a tool to satisfy the man

Juu wewe ni mlemavu huezi pika?? Or you just married her for the free labor?

@justgitata @Kibet_Goat hii ndio naogopa sana waah

@Kibet_Goat 90% of men just talk, but they sleep next to disrespect and humiliation every day, scared of where they'll go. That can never be me, bana utaenda mbali sana

My first wife alikua na hii mentality. Ilifikia point alikua anapika pilau kilo 70 anaeka kwa freezer inatuskuma 3months ndio asipike. Daily ilikua ni kudefrost tu. Nilikonda karibu nikufe

@Colonel_edu alafu kazi ni kunona kama ngoima

Winnie ndio alienda kwa mans akakunywa wine the whole day, man's kurudi jioni anapata Mtu ako mlevi mbaya Sana na hajafanya kitu 😂😂😂😂

I need to find that original tweet,6 years later bado naisha😭🤣🤣🤣

@erycoyugi @_MtuTano captain save a hoe

@_MtuTano Most beautiful and submissive ladies come from such places

Mwanaume mzima na Range Rover yako unatoka Runda unaenda kuoa dame wa mwihoko and you expect the marriage to last?? Of course she's there for money🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️Kindly marry within your tax bracket to avoid divorces after 1 month of marriage😂😂

@mfsvlly huyu anataka this picture itumiwe kama memes akiwa amevaa hio tshirt in the name of advertisement. Ni rahisi sana kusoma huyu mluhya

How is this advertising, juu allegedly, this was supposed to be an advert. It's not 1 nigga out there who saw this and decided, 'Bookten amepost Odibets, so wacha niingie Odibets nibet'. Based on the meaning of influence, Twitter hakunanga influencer yeyote

I hope you will teach us mole concept.

@kimondio_ na sio hao ndio wananunua😂

Kuambiwa usigonge mayai tano inafanya uanze gender war?