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Nick Greene
@NickGreene
A writer. HOW TO WATCH BASKETBALL LIKE A GENIUS available in bookstores everywhere.
Beigetreten Haziran 2009
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'HOW TO WATCH SOCCER LIKE A GENIUS' comes out May 12. Here are some nice things people have said about it already.
(I worked very hard making this image.)
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“The store’s not standing but we are, as booksellers.” @AhabLives and all the other great people at East Bay Booksellers need our help.
gofund.me/556bed47
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For @washingtonpost, I reviewed Arnold Schwarzenegger's new self-help book. washingtonpost.com/books/2023/10/…
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They're like Animorphs but they're turning into golf bags.
Trey the Explainer 🔜 FWA@Trey_Explainer
I'm just in awe of their flawless character designs
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Pee pee is the future of poo poo – centered in fart – creating a global marketplace for doo doo. Powered by AI, pee pee will poo poo in ways we’re just beginning to doody.
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Linda Yaccarino@lindayaX
X is the future state of unlimited interactivity – centered in audio, video, messaging, payments/banking – creating a global marketplace for ideas, goods, services, and opportunities. Powered by AI, X will connect us all in ways we’re just beginning to imagine.
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Need an audiobook for days in the sun? Save 50% on "How to Watch Basketball Like a Genius: What Game Designers, Economists, Ballet Choreographers, and Theoretical Astrophysicists Reveal About the Greatest Game on Earth" by @nickgreene. Offer expires 07/28. audiobooks.com/promotions/pro…
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@rilaws DECEPTIVE CONTRACEPTIVE FUELS LAWSON LAWSUIT, MORE MOUSE HOUSE GROUSE
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@NickGreene I’ve already filed a lawsuit against Disney for violating the brand copyright of the reusable condoms I invented
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Thankfully Disney still has $450 million to kick off its “Infinity Sheath” series with CAPTAIN GALAXY: THE QUANTUM SHADE. The movie will make eleven dollars and everyone associated with it will be subjected to death threats for the rest of their careers.
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Paul Farhi@farhip
The iconic magazine won’t have *any* staff writers and won’t be sold on newsstands starting next year under a new series of cuts by @Disney, its owner. Latest by me: washingtonpost.com/media/2023/06/…
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Managed to beat "For sale: baby shoes, never worn" with a word to spare.
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Thinking about all the amazing real-world uses for the Apple goggles:
—Surgeon pulling up a patient’s scans while playing Leisure Suit Larry
—Airplane pilots doing a pre-flight check without looking away from Leisure Suit Larry
—Prima ballerina gettin' her Leisure Suit Larry on
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DeSantis [trembling, prone beneath the spectral horror of The Lawnmower Man]: "That's right, Elon, Tostitos have gone woke."
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My formal entry into “some personal news” Twitter: I sold my debut novel. It’s called SEE FRIENDSHIP, and it's out in winter 2025 via @HarperPerennial. It's about dead friends, inactive Facebook pages, the pivot to podcasting, getting too high in LA, 9/11 (jk… unless?), & more
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Bolsonaro will fight this the only way he knows how: by contracting the novel SARS-CoV-2, also known as COVID-19.
The New York Times@nytimes
Breaking News: The Brazilian police raided the home of former President Jair Bolsonaro as part of an investigation into forged Covid vaccination records that may have allowed him and his top aides to gain entry into the U.S. nyti.ms/3NCXjEa
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Why are TV writers even trying to negotiate for a new contract? Anyone can do their job, look:
A show where Spiderman um is in the, uh, NFL with, uhhhh Jason Statham and like some SNL guys are there and every week they do the cowbell thing with Minions (real, no CGI).
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@NickGreene just wanted to say, I just bought you book after looking through it for like 20 seconds and I am amazed and so thankyou that you spent the time to create it and are talking about the IQ of the game. This is SO FANTASTIC!!!! thankyou for you hard work and I find it so cool
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The paperback edition of HOW TO WATCH BASKETBALL LIKE A GENIUS is out now! Visit your local bookstore and go “paperback mode” with this cutting-edge technology today.
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FYI, I may be a Grade-A lamewad and certifiable chowderhead but I’d never sink so low as to pay for Twitter. That’d be embarrassing!
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