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@0liviajulianna @Acosta

Shout out to this absolute legend @Acosta for being the coolest person at any WHCD event last night.

@KobeissiLetter #1 is a hard no for the u.s.

BREAKING: Iran through Pakistani mediators has given the US a new proposal for reaching a deal on the reopening of the Strait of Hormuz and ending the war, per Axios. Details include: 1. Nuclear negotiations are postponed for a later stage under the deal 2. President Trump is set to hold a meeting with his top national security and foreign policy team on Monday to discuss negotiations 3. President Trump has signaled he wants to continue the US “blockade” of the Strait of Hormuz 4. President Trump said the Iranian position led him to cancel a trip by his envoys Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner to Pakistan Indirect US-Iran talks appear to still be ongoing.

@mtracey Julianne wanted a pie eating contest

Damn I extended my stay in DC so any shit-talkers who wanted to fight me would get their chance -- no takers yet! Just a lot of running their mouths!

@WallStreetMav @3YearLetterman Wal-mart parking lots are a close second

@3YearLetterman A Waffle House in Georgia is where real men settle their differences.

I once challenged a local journalist to fight me outside of KMart

> Democrat Assassin: ‘I want to kill Trump’ > Democrats assassin tries to kill Trump > Leaves note describing in great detail how much they want Trump dead > Obama: No motive

@marcuslemonis POWL Bonus: ROAD and VST

Pick 1 Company you would invest in.

BlueSky tried to hide his posts, but we have those too. It's not a pretty picture. Democrat propaganda all over the place.

Meet Leanna Rusciano Carter, who works for Clay Realty in Raleigh, NC. Apparently, she is unhappy that the assassin missed again. You know what to do!

@BarackObama Stop lying. We know the full motive. The shooter wrote a manifesto. The shooter wanted to kill President Trump and his cabinet. Why are you lying?

@Matt4VA How to let people know you sit down to pee by tweet…

Nancy, I ran for office as a republican and the only time I ever got threats were when I left the party and spoke out against Trump.

My 6-year-old son texted me, "Are you OK?" Yes, we're all OK. I FaceTimed him and said I'll be home soon. But I worry that one day I'll be texting that same question to him. It seems that in America, everyone eventually winds up too close to a terrible spasm of violence.

@ShaneTuttleNCAA The meth runs strong in that family…

Diego Pavia posts and deletes a message on his IG story: “F*ck the nfl / I write my own path” Pavia was undrafted by all 32 teams in this year’s NFL Draft

Andrea Hovis (also known as Andrea Hovis Burris) is a TK/kindergarten teacher at West Creek Academy in the Saugus Union School District in Santa Clarita, California. Perfect teacher for young children

Teacher says she’ll pray for better aim following Trump ass*ssination attempt Does anyone know where she works?

@JohnCornyn Why? You trying to fund a way to kill it? GOPis worthless

In Deep Blue California, a G.O.P.-Backed Voter ID Proposal Makes the Ballot nytimes.com/2026/04/25/us/…

@JohnCornyn SCOOP In an unearthed video, Senator Cornyn’s team forgot to delete a video from YouTube where Cornyn advocates for amnesty for illegal aliens. It would be a shame if every Republican in Texas sees this before the May 26th runoff. No amnesty!

@dandinohill Don’t forget, those gutless bastards neutered all of the Doge cuts as well. Absolutely worthless.

Republican Base to Repub Senators: "Pass the SAVE America Act!" Repub Senators: "No, we won't do that. But we did give you an excellent Dog Parade. That should be enough for you!"

In the last 48 hours, we’ve exposed 3 videos of Senator Cornyn pushing vaccines, advocating for red flag laws, & supporting amnesty. Texas, you have the opportunity to fire John Cornyn on May 26th. Mark your calendars.

@wideawake_media Back to DoorDash for you…

Bye X. It was fun while it lasted. This platform has been made unusable for me. I have much better things to be doing with my time.

@mrmikeMTL Drive through window of Popeyes @Popeyes

Anyone know of a good job for someone who hates people?