Not Jesus

@MbarkCherguia Chocolate milk bottles

What’s this guys nickname?

@YaDadsFav420 @yumidoriri Yeah even if energised you can lose a lot of interest in stuff versus being sober it’s like having adhd but less talkative

@NotJesus43 @yumidoriri Idk if you realize how energizing sativa is to most people lmfao

genuinely WHY is weed illegal. alcohol has made me throw up for hours passing in and out. weed makes me lay down and eat a lot. ?? Whyyy

@YaDadsFav420 @yumidoriri Less lazy but still kinda lazy though?

@NotJesus43 @yumidoriri That’s what sativa is for

@Tekeee Oil

Gold is dropping. Silver is dropping. Crypto is dropping. Stocks are dropping. The dollar is dropping. So what are we buying?

@IamSean95 @realgabe178 @MissJilianne Read it as if she’s talking to Elon’s dad as if he had dementia if you’re struggling to understand it 🙂

@NotJesus43 @realgabe178 @MissJilianne I never refer to when I met my mother in 1995 because... hello? She birthed me. This is weird.

Wait…Elon’s mom isn’t Maye?

@WhiteHouse Make it make sense 😭

Stock Market hit an ALL-TIME HIGH TODAY. 📈

Am I the only one who is NOT on GLP-1s, SSRIs or peptides ?

@cb_doge Maybe they live with us under the water or something 🙄

"If I was aware of the slightest evidence of aliens, I would immediately post out on 𝕏. This would be the most viewed post of all time. We've got 9000 satellites up there, we've never had to maneuver around an alien spaceship yet." 一 Elon Musk

@uu5ua How to wear your transmission out 101

كل من يظن نفسه سائقًا محترفًا، عليه أن يشاهد هذا الفيديو أولًا.

@memechaotic He’s the guy on socials telling 40 year olds he’s been 17 for the last 5 years who also has a girlfriend 🤣

That's definitely not Enlgish 😭

@justalexoki When he walked on water it was to hide the tic tac UFO he was walking on

imagine if Jesus was an alien and all the miracles and stuff was just alien stuff

@DudespostingWs If momentum was a muscle he would be jacked

A 22-year-old broke a Guinness World Record after completing 12,412 pull-ups in 24 hours. That’s about 517 pull-ups per hour and 8.6 per minute for an entire day. Insane

@tragicbirdapp @piersmorgan: you’re* 👁️🫦👁️💅

Coconut water taste like it's been in someone else's mouth

@MikeWingerii Bros recording himself as an emerging national threat

I have real questions about that top secret meeting on aliens. I also have a lot of styrofoam to dissolve. If they respond to this by saying they never lead people to believe it was an official government meeting and briefing then I am calling that out as a lie.

@azania1023 “We are all the same inside” needs to be reviewed

Not for sensitive viewers ⚠️⚠️⛔️⛔️ Graphic ⚠️⚠️⚠️ When they are done destroying our country they will kill and eat us. He is burning and eating human flesh publicly 😭😭😭 We need to rally behind March and March

@alphafox Nuts how you can do that in a country with guns ??

Benz was about to find out the hard way: 💯

Who else is sick of hearing we won the Iran war and that a deal is almost done? Complete bullshit every day.

@davidpakmanshow Lmfaooo he’s back. I haven’t seen you for ages mr pakman since Trump got in office 🤣

Donald Trump’s “diaper rumor” exposes bigger issue