Alex Cardone

@PoojaforTexas You mean...like before the Indians abused and misused the H-1B visas? Yeah. I want that country back too.

I want my country back too. The one before divisive and political posts like this were written, and when neighbors and children in a park weren’t treated like a threat.

@more_meat_loaf *gray?? Should be *fray.

@more_meat_loaf And chains, too. Old school gray.

Why even try to break it up, I'd run over to electrical and grab some conduit pipes to hand out.

@more_meat_loaf One "like". And it was a sympathy like from me. Get younger friends old man. Ain't nobody remembering Artie Lange

Damn, this place sells bump spoons in size Artie Lange

@amanpour Major??? Holy crap! You are an idiot!

Using the Pentagon podium to lash out at journalists in extreme biblical terms is unprecedented, misguided, and frankly wrong on the substance. Ever since Sunday School Catholic classes, I have been well aware of the Scribes and the Pharisees. They were the bad guys against Jesus, the good guy… in current U.S. good v evil war parlance. Bearing witness to the truth is what we journalists are commanded to do, without fear nor favor. I am also well aware of the Ten Commandments, and therefore urge any government radical anywhere, to follow the 9th… against bearing false witness. And finally an observation: the current Secretary of War, f/k/a Defence, left the military with the rank of Major. I recall my dogtag in the first Gulf war had the rank of major... the very same rank. Just sayin’!

@more_meat_loaf @ForestMommy She's seen things, man. Things no man or woman should ever see. Her songs are her shield and her sword.

@ForestMommy Like Grammy award winning gangster rap artist Taylor Swift always says "haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate"

Purging people from my life again. Another layer. I don't get why so many negative and abusive people are drawn to me, I guess maybe they think I'm an easy target to try and spread it to? C'est la vie

@babydumpling24 @more_meat_loaf I too am concerned about his well-being. While laughingway too hard.

@more_meat_loaf I hope the little fella is ok

This is the sickest transition you will ever see in your entire life!

@more_meat_loaf My sink is made out of Blue Cheese?

" Let that sink in "

@ProfRobAnderson Is it from a particular airline? Pan Am, perhaps?

I just found this comb/fork, which I assume is called a Klobuchar.

@kristnmerrilees Eww. You tell people you're a journalist?

whenever you tell someone at a party you’re a journalist and they clamor to clarify that they’re “off the record” it’s like. you just told me a story about your cat throwing up after eating funfetti cake batter. should we call the new york times? should we invite bella hadid ?

@specialopsmag Those are the extras from season 2 episode 5 of "The A-Team".

Delta Force in the 1980's, when Tier 1 guys were indistinguishable from suburban dads. No tattoo sleeves or PED enhanced muscles. They could literally blend in anywhere.

@FBICleveland "uphold the US Constitution." LOL

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@Pontifex Whoa. Such a communist position, father. Who'd a thunk.

Hundreds of millions of people throughout the world are immersed in extreme poverty. Yet, disproportionate wealth remains in the hands of a few. It is an unjust scenario, in the face of which we cannot fail to question ourselves and commit to change things. There is no lack of resources at the root of disparities, but the need to address solvable problems related to a more equitable distribution of wealth, to be achieved with moral sense and honesty.

@more_meat_loaf @dannygurl304 Booty hole, though?

@dannygurl304 It's "don't lick a grift whore in the muff" ya weirdo 😂

Good morning you beautiful little gremlins!! Lick a gift whore’s mouth today or however the saying goes. ☺️

@dsonoiki @Valdoz_33 I'd like to give you money for this response.

@Valdoz_33 get better friends?

He has more photos with Epstein than I do with my best friends.

@L_Toczylowski 😂

From what they’ve written, you can assume this person is likely an immediate relative of a US citizen, has no criminal history, has lived here 25+ years & is trying to do things “the right way” by filing a petition to regularize status. Another shameful post by a govt agency.

@marycatedelvey @heyserenamunroe Super gross.

@heyserenamunroe Gross.

Out of surgery and home! So. Now that it’s all done I’ll tell you what I had done. I got a bilateral breast augmentation! 365cc implants. I’ll be taking it easy the rest of the day lovelies. Thank you for all the comments on my earlier post, all the well wishes were nice and you all are amazing! 💜💜💜

@manateenative2 I accidentally "liked". So I took it back.

@more_meat_loaf @Joltzdude139 Yeah. 5 minutes to load and then....crash.

@Joltzdude139 The shit people complain about 😭 We used to have to wait 5 minutes for games to load when you open a door to new region

Seriously... Is there no better way to optimize shaders? Why do I have to do this every single update?

@ProfRobAnderson As an always right fielder, I agree.

I don’t mean to brag, but my kid usually plays outfield which is where they put the best players in Little League.