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Hardwork beats laziness not talent.

@ladycarpenter01 I genuinely think this is women problem, atleast in my own experience. I always know what I want to eat....always.

Men and scope 🤣 Me: what should we eat??? Him: I give you the power to choose anything you feel like eating I no want any power, talk wetin we go chop 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@john322226 I dey owe 408k, help me @john322226

Lowkey, some people still Dey owe loan apps.

@maiduniyya @mavxin @PoojaMedia @4roundsbitters You say like bitters made from actual herbs are harmful to the kidneys...those are speculations. The problems with these so called bitters made for sexual enhancement is that the active ingredients are not herbs all. They are laced with Cialis or Viagra...crazy.

@mavxin @PoojaMedia @4roundsbitters Sensible take. There should be a limit to all these endorsements especially when health is involved. Funny enough, these celebrities may not likely consume what they promote while their followers will consume it because of them.

Thrilled to share that I have officially signed an ambassadorial partnership with 4Rounds Bitters! I'm looking forward to showcasing the excellence, heritage, and innovation behind this outstanding alcoholic beverage brand. Pooja will give you 4 Rounds 🔥🤣

@cocoofabuja @G_saiyou 👀

@G_saiyou I don’t eat fish o

Mackerel fish, is one fish I love in my okra soup. It is very rich in Omega-3.

@chularh @DrStephenOup NAFDAC wey nor well

@DrStephenOup If it is reviewed by the NAfDAC then it is good for consumption

This thing you’re promoting and have been paid to promote, is it good for human consumption? It is healthy? Why are you promoting something that has the potential to cause harm to people in the name of ads promotions? Money is good, but not every money is good sir.

@eke_ng_ @kunmigbenga Nah...ain't no way that bird is chasing anybody. That bird is weak bro and they die easily especially the young birds.

@OcyBoss @kunmigbenga You never jam trenches duck 😂

You people enjoy eating turkey, but let me give you a small behind-the-scenes gist before it lands on your plate 😂🤣 First of all, turkeys will lay eggs and just… abandon them. No care in the world. Unlike chickens, they won’t sit on their eggs. They just act like nothing happened. So farmers either use incubators or sneak it under local chickens to hatch them. Now when the eggs finally hatch, you’d expect the babies (poults) to rush food like chicks abi? Not these ones. They will just be staring at the feed like mumu philosophers 😭 You literally have to teach them how to eat…tap the feed, make pecking sounds, even dip their beaks inside so they learn the first pecks. And it doesn’t end there… small noise, small panic…they stop eating again 😂🤣 Cold is another problem. Once they are cold, they gather together for warmth… and sometimes end up suffocating themselves. Most deaths happen in the first few days..from cold, hunger, dehydration, or piling. Asides the pest and disease (which I won’t want to bore you with) Then after surviving all that wahala… they grow up and start forming boss. Big birds chasing human beings up and down like landlords 😂🤣 If turkey never pursue you before, you won’t understand. So next time you’re enjoying that turkey meat, just remember…farmer don see shege before it reached your plate. Yes, na your money you use buy am… but still, respect the process 😌

@jodambusta This is why I stopped engaging them. So you've brought all of these to our notice...then what? Crazy lads.

The dumbest part about this twitter panafricanism fooling is how it requires them to do absolutely nothing but tweet nonsense. Nothing practical and meaningful. Just the idea that it's not the government or politians you can see, but the spiritual powers of the "empire" holding us back. A power you can't actually reach or do anything about but you have to "defeat" (note it's you that has fight this spiritual battle, not them, even though most of them are living in Europe and America and closer to these "powers") So the only action required of them it's just to be tweeting rubbish. Tweet anti US/The West fooling all day (while living there btw), insult people and tell them to read a book, brag about their delusional imaginary intelligence only them and their disciples can see. It's so hilarious. Like some retarded religion

@chukwudike007 @miriamogb You sef😂😂😂....have you ever heard anybody say smoking 'igbo' gives talent??? It has it's functions and giving talent is not one of them. For example, some timid people become confident when they are high? What does that tell you?

@miriamogb That's the excuse smokers tell people they think are less smarter than them.

If you like , smoke all the Igbo in this world , if you don’t have that talent , you don’t have it. Igbo will not give you talent o.

@shezzzz_weird Onions inside ogbono is weird....infact, it is a red flag.

I bought soup I took my time to select out the onions 😭😹

@Prezain_LJ @blaq_en_belle You just come forward with the nrw information that made you change your mind. It really is that simple.

@blaq_en_belle So the best way is to acknowledge that you were wrong about the opinion and that you know better now?

When you have held a strong opinion against a person or a subject and later change your stance, especially if you were very vocal about it on social media, how do you handle it without coming across as hypocritical, particularly with people who expect your opinions to remain permanent? For example, imagine Leo, who has been very vocal about his dislike for Range Rover. After some time, what if he has an amazing experience with a Range Rover vehicle? How do you handle this shift in opinion, especially on sensitive or deeply held topics?

@mrhighfoster You are treating humans individually rather than collectively Humans feed AI information whether anyone cares to admit it Maybe no one individual knows the words in a dictionary but humans put those words in the dictionary.

A lot of humans stopped learning, but still confidently projected information that haven't been "updated" So AI came and because AI keeps collecting new & updated information and knowledge... Then it became more reliable to humans who already have severe trust issues

@biIIi0n @UnkleAyo U too sabi this thing. Who nor guide dey go off grid? You wan collapse like national grid?

@UnkleAyo one can only achieve this when they're financially stable... otherwise, from touching grass to touching gravel

No social media apps, no news channel, main whatsApp lines deactivated. Activated a new WhatsApp - family emergencies & I told them if it is actually an emergency, they should call 911. I still do a 9-5 & I have academic demands - so yes, only browsing PubMed and outlook.

@kenkenlewu Money nor dey this year ooo or see why I nor run am ooo.

My friend got married 4 years ago. Every December, she buys 3 bags of rice; one for her mum, one for her mother-in-law, and one for her home. She kept it up for 3 years straight. Then, last December, she stopped. She bought only for her mum. A few days before Christmas, her mother-in-law called her husband; “She didn’t send my rice this year.” The husband asked my friend; “You didn’t buy rice for my mum? Why?” She looked at him and said, “Since we got married, what have you ever done for my own mother? Have you ever bought her Christmas rice or even sent her money?” The man paused… then replied, “But I didn’t ask you to be buying rice for my mum. You did that on your own."

@Bigdaddyvinz_ Same president who likely put him in that state...his only disappointment would not getting the opportunity to punch him in the face.

Bro missed once in a lifetime opportunity just to take a nap 😭💀

@an_shvert @F_Edzeamey Pity your unborn children

@F_Edzeamey What about every 7 hours ?

Having worked in a sperm bank as a semen analyst, those who ejaculate every 72 hours give us the best-quality sperm (in terms of motility, shape, and volume). So yh…

@Big_Mck @VicUgochukwu @lekan_olayinka1 Leave atheism...focus on CIA matters bruv. Your takes are usually below the belt.

@VicUgochukwu @lekan_olayinka1 Coming from a Christian? Now, that’s a compliment.

You think believing in a transcendental being is a sign of intellectual deficiency. I told you already, you cosplay intellect because you don’t actually possess it. Here are five major scientists who believed in God: Isaac Newton Johannes Kepler Blaise Pascal Michael Faraday James Clerk Maxwell Newton wrote more theological treatises than scientific papers. But by your logic, these men lack intellect simply because they believed in God. You brought up Ethiopian Christianity. Their distinction is that they are more orthodox, maintaining strong continuity with 4th-century Christianity. That was the period when Christianity began to shape state power and political life. So what you’re indirectly praising is a form of Christianity that permeates governance, politics, and society as a whole. That’s a strange position for someone who claims “White Jesus” is imperialist. I can’t even engage you on cosmological or teleological arguments. It’s a sad state of affairs, waking up daily to convince yourself you have intellectual depth by parroting ideas that collapse under the lightest scrutiny. Sad.

@dudubody Sound god? U dey whine???

There was never a time Runtown was bigger than Burna Boy

@kunmigbenga @bg_dami Some hens( local chicken)don't even incubate their eggs. Some will not even lay eggs but will go and lay on the eggs another hen has laid. Birds exhibit alot of wierd behaviors men.😂😂😂

@bg_dami Yeah .. so you have experienced it too

@eke_ng_ @kunmigbenga How can duck chase you bro?😂😂😂 That bird na proper legbere

@kunmigbenga I’ve been chased my duck & goose 😂😭 I barely see them anymore I wonder if our local African species are going extinct

@harrisonJNIOR You too sabi Nigerians 😂😂😂

They just have to bring back 1899 coke and place a huge prize tag on it and let classism do its work.