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Hardwork beats laziness not talent.

@biIIi0n @UnkleAyo U too sabi this thing. Who nor guide dey go off grid? You wan collapse like national grid?

@UnkleAyo one can only achieve this when they're financially stable... otherwise, from touching grass to touching gravel

No social media apps, no news channel, main whatsApp lines deactivated. Activated a new WhatsApp - family emergencies & I told them if it is actually an emergency, they should call 911. I still do a 9-5 & I have academic demands - so yes, only browsing PubMed and outlook.

@kenkenlewu Money nor dey this year ooo or see why I nor run am ooo.

My friend got married 4 years ago. Every December, she buys 3 bags of rice; one for her mum, one for her mother-in-law, and one for her home. She kept it up for 3 years straight. Then, last December, she stopped. She bought only for her mum. A few days before Christmas, her mother-in-law called her husband; “She didn’t send my rice this year.” The husband asked my friend; “You didn’t buy rice for my mum? Why?” She looked at him and said, “Since we got married, what have you ever done for my own mother? Have you ever bought her Christmas rice or even sent her money?” The man paused… then replied, “But I didn’t ask you to be buying rice for my mum. You did that on your own."

@Bigdaddyvinz_ Same president who likely put him in that state...his only disappointment would not getting the opportunity to punch him in the face.

Bro missed once in a lifetime opportunity just to take a nap 😭💀

@an_shvert @F_Edzeamey Pity your unborn children

@F_Edzeamey What about every 7 hours ?

Having worked in a sperm bank as a semen analyst, those who ejaculate every 72 hours give us the best-quality sperm (in terms of motility, shape, and volume). So yh…

@Big_Mck @VicUgochukwu @lekan_olayinka1 Leave atheism...focus on CIA matters bruv. Your takes are usually below the belt.

@VicUgochukwu @lekan_olayinka1 Coming from a Christian? Now, that’s a compliment.

You think believing in a transcendental being is a sign of intellectual deficiency. I told you already, you cosplay intellect because you don’t actually possess it. Here are five major scientists who believed in God: Isaac Newton Johannes Kepler Blaise Pascal Michael Faraday James Clerk Maxwell Newton wrote more theological treatises than scientific papers. But by your logic, these men lack intellect simply because they believed in God. You brought up Ethiopian Christianity. Their distinction is that they are more orthodox, maintaining strong continuity with 4th-century Christianity. That was the period when Christianity began to shape state power and political life. So what you’re indirectly praising is a form of Christianity that permeates governance, politics, and society as a whole. That’s a strange position for someone who claims “White Jesus” is imperialist. I can’t even engage you on cosmological or teleological arguments. It’s a sad state of affairs, waking up daily to convince yourself you have intellectual depth by parroting ideas that collapse under the lightest scrutiny. Sad.

@dudubody Sound god? U dey whine???

There was never a time Runtown was bigger than Burna Boy

@kunmigbenga @bg_dami Some hens( local chicken)don't even incubate their eggs. Some will not even lay eggs but will go and lay on the eggs another hen has laid. Birds exhibit alot of wierd behaviors men.😂😂😂

@bg_dami Yeah .. so you have experienced it too

You people enjoy eating turkey, but let me give you a small behind-the-scenes gist before it lands on your plate 😂🤣 First of all, turkeys will lay eggs and just… abandon them. No care in the world. Unlike chickens, they won’t sit on their eggs. They just act like nothing happened. So farmers either use incubators or sneak it under local chickens to hatch them. Now when the eggs finally hatch, you’d expect the babies (poults) to rush food like chicks abi? Not these ones. They will just be staring at the feed like mumu philosophers 😭 You literally have to teach them how to eat…tap the feed, make pecking sounds, even dip their beaks inside so they learn the first pecks. And it doesn’t end there… small noise, small panic…they stop eating again 😂🤣 Cold is another problem. Once they are cold, they gather together for warmth… and sometimes end up suffocating themselves. Most deaths happen in the first few days..from cold, hunger, dehydration, or piling. Asides the pest and disease (which I won’t want to bore you with) Then after surviving all that wahala… they grow up and start forming boss. Big birds chasing human beings up and down like landlords 😂🤣 If turkey never pursue you before, you won’t understand. So next time you’re enjoying that turkey meat, just remember…farmer don see shege before it reached your plate. Yes, na your money you use buy am… but still, respect the process 😌

@eke_ng_ @kunmigbenga How can duck chase you bro?😂😂😂 That bird na proper legbere

@kunmigbenga I’ve been chased my duck & goose 😂😭 I barely see them anymore I wonder if our local African species are going extinct

@harrisonJNIOR You too sabi Nigerians 😂😂😂

They just have to bring back 1899 coke and place a huge prize tag on it and let classism do its work.

@AnyanwuMalachy @neo_officialll That business get as e be...I can't explain it.

@neo_officialll I for like make you talk about that pure water business and the things that made it not to work

I have done these businesses Mobile Cyber Cafe: I was visiting schools and registering Waec and Neco for their students. I tried owning a record label but for movies. Wanted to sign young actors then use them for our movies. Auditions were to happen in 20 states in Nigeria.

During my NYSC, there was this girl in my lodge—always neat, always smiling, always greeting everyone like nothing was wrong. One hot afternoon after CDS, I went back to pick something I forgot and saw her sitting behind the hostel, crying quietly. At first, I wanted to mind my business… but I couldn’t. I sat beside her and asked what happened. She wiped her face and said, almost whispering, “I haven’t eaten since yesterday… I’ve just been drinking water so nobody will notice.” That moment humbled me. Because honestly, I would have never guessed. Since then, I’ve learned: Not everyone who looks okay is okay. Be kind… You don’t know what people are hiding.

@ProfitableMan1 Some nor even get

68% of Nigerians rely on just ONE source of income. That’s the real financial risk.

@n6oflife6 MTN's 20 gig is actually 10gig nau or maybe even 5gig 😂

As a Nigerian Nobody is Stealing your Money Up to MTN, Glo & Airtel but Many Citizens havent Clocked it yet. Data Subscription Manipulation is the Biggest Theft going on in this country. 20 gig disappears in 24hrs. HOW? All this Telecom companies deserve Better Mending. 😤🤬

@Wizarab10 Dem nor add Elizabeth Keen???

Elena

@Boyravee Dem get their own groceries... for some, it is corn.

How students for other African countries wey no dey chop garri dey survive?

@WatcherGuru @PeterSchiff One would think he does it based on analysis...mfs keep bringing y'all in on their plans and you call it predictions.

JUST IN: Peter Schiff says "we are headed for a full-blown financial crisis."

@Akinjoshua2017 None of una don talk anything reasonable about why una dey avoid Okra...none.

Once you get to 30, AVOID Red meat Bread Smoking Alcohol Late night food Sugar Licking plate Okro soup Night séx Don't support Arsenal if you want to live long

@Aaron_Magook Children Idolized Okocha more than CR7 sef. Ronaldo sabi step over???😂😂😂 Cheap liar.

@Aaron_Magook E never really tae dem born some of una😂😂😂 Every child wanted to play the Brazilian Ginga...club football wasn't really popular in those days; we got to see them in international games. When Ronaldinho emerged, he was everybody's favorite.

Not gonna lie but growing up, I never heard of kids saying they wanted to be like Messi. Everyone child wanted to be like Ronaldo, with stepovers and everything. Ronaldo's aura is something we will never see in football again. Even people who knew nothing about football wanted to be called Cristiano Ronaldo. This man is more than just football.

@Aaron_Magook @Yusty121 Cheap liar 😂😂😂

@Yusty121 Some people might think we're lying but this is not a dig on Messi.