Kevin

Offer on the house was accepted. Inspection on the way.

@HeatherIsUnsane We agree on 1 of these 2 things

I like working with women, but I don't like working for women.

@JohnnyDeneen Update?

Pens 5, Flyers 3

@BrookeMH__ Gay but not wrong

A mom from our t ball team wanted me to pick her kid up for the game but didn’t have a car seat for the kid and said it was fine if she rode without one, am I wrong for this? 🥴 the kid is either 3 or 4

It is a beautiful day to not have to work

I’d never pack a lunch that would stink up the break room. I think that’s work place etiquette. Folks will pack tuna with onions, and Doritos and just buss that shit out in their cubicle

I can finally release the surprise. I’m performing at #SkankfestX in New Orleans Nov 13-15! You can get tickets today 4/20 at 2pm est! Skankfest.com. Thanks Luis for believing in me.

@SteakSauceOTG You old fashioned

Got dragged to a flea market this morning. Wasn’t a complete waste. Hell yeah!

@DaveWTheBanned @daltonleepruitt @ceedeemcrae She actually does rule

Big exciting Cornfed w/@daltonleepruitt tomorrow. Saturday Night Live at 8 PM EST we welcome @ceedeemcrae. Get your super chats ready. She's a flower among thorns.

Pick one for President of the United States

@JohnnyDeneen But what about your eyesight?

If anyone needs me I’ll be in the garage smoking drugs, drinking booze and listening to tunes

@alphafox @TinanAndyWang1

Seinfeld, but everyone is asian:

@AP4Liberty @SteffiP4Liberty You’re blessed homie

Kids are so cool

Almost back in a 3XL

We did it. We traded the bikes in for this bad boy and I’m super excited.

@JohnnyDeneen Update?

About to watch the movie TUSK for the first time ever

@Ur_a_Smartass_C 🙏

Another hospital has accepted me into their kidney transplant program.

@JohnnyDeneen I got you

@PAKevin12 I’ll count on your vote in 2030

When I turn 50 I’m either going to run for office or start doing standup

@JohnnyDeneen We’ll see

@PAKevin12 What year is this? 2026..4 more years to prove you wrong