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I am in fucking tears. @mikerainey82 @Naim__Ali @dru_montana47 @ryanlfoster_ @RobCrewsComedy

My brackets ass 😂😂😂

Well damn 😂

@hashnicker 🤐

@DigitalDeertag Have a threesome with them just to rub it in

One of my best friends is my ex. My wife’s best friend is also my ex. It really seems to bother people 😂

Idk why I picked Ohio State

We had to smoke out of soda cans with screens from a sink faucet and blow into a toilet paper roll filled with dryer sheets so Gen Z could hit a weed pen at Target

Off work because I’m sick as hell and tapped in on @ZASpookshow Morning Zoo for the first time in a while. Such a fun watch. Zac does his damn thing his way and I love that shit

@bso_lol They’ll tell you.

I got follows from 2 dominatrix this morning. What the fuck did I do wrong?

@LibertyLockPod @_SnittyKitty_

@timbutterly is the greatest intro-er you’ve ever heard Ep. 100 - Overnight Love Affair w/ Tony Hinchcliffe youtu.be/amZXEXM2k44?si… via @YouTube

The sound tickles a part of my brain I didn’t know existed.

I haven’t said it in a while but man Fuck Is Real

@JohnnyDeneen Wrong.. Rufus would give a more serious tone to the role. Cillian gives off depressed sad boy vibes, Rufus gives off defeated warrior vibes

I feel like you could swap every role Cillian Murphy did with fellow actor Rufus Sewell and Vice Versa and you’d get the same result

@ThaDrkness He was just saying what’s up to another dawg

I feel like a service animal shouldn’t be sniffing my ass. I thought they were supposed to be better than the average dog?

Insurance companies are the ruin of civilization

restricting your imagination really takes the fun out of it, man. if a filmmaker wants to use their creative liberty to shrink you and the camera down inside the mask giving us a perspective from a space that doesn't even exist, i'm all for it.

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250 years from now the next civilization will figure out how to play our videos and come across the @ogafroman trial and be like huh

My girl has clown shoes for feet. Add that to being pregnant she has the balance of a two legged deer.