SwellTaiga

Just tried the Photoshop AI My career is ruined.

@luusssso This brings me much joy :)

The Colors of Severance

you think the itsy bitsy spider gave a fuck about the rain. no. it climbed the spout again. lock in

Did birds always just hang like that or was it invented with the telephone pole

what the fuck is loitering? you’re telling me i can’t just stand here for a second??

"Overnight"

@tamoorh Not much hope left to abandon :/

This guy has been tasked with optimizing the U.S. government.

@HeftyHaruspex True liz riz

Da Vinci would capture lizards, dress them in tiny wings, horns, and vests, and then present them to unsuspecting women in the royal courts.

@PlusMin03340269 Creativity shouldn’t need to be as dead as motivation already is :/ We should write more often to loved ones on pen and paper.

I'm already massively anti generative AI but if you ever use ai to communicate matters of the heart you're missing out on the best parts of being human. It's like you're already dead

@OldHollowTree Life really is wonderful when it can be shared

I earnestly hope you have the opportunity one day to sit in a sunlit room with a baby in your arms, gently rocking in an old wooden chair. I have traveled the world, climbed mountains, and had adventures I dare not tell you about. This, however, is the peak.

People don't appreciate the slowness of life It's a good thing that time doesn't feel like it's passing us by quickly

@DattosDestiny Pardon my boy Snowden!

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@Thehullboy1 Looking great man! I love your positivity, you got this! 💚

Really want to take the gym and my diet more seriously than ever now. Last few months been focusing on silly things and think it’s time to get a proper routine in place. Here’s the current transformation without a plan roughly about 24KG down let’s see what I can do with plan 🙏

[Chewing on a free loaf of bread] How could this day get any better? [Someone hands me a ticket to the circus] Wow. I’ll never revolt

dude we’re beating around the bush later if you want to pull up

dude we’re leading a horse to water tonight if you want to pull up

@MattBuzzby @tomwarren I haven’t even read the article yet but It's still blatant that you haven't either

@tomwarren There have data of me turning my lights on and off. And asking sports scores. Oh no!

Apple will pay $95 million to people who were spied on by Siri. Apple has agreed to a settlement with users whose conversations were inadvertently captured by its Siri voice assistant and potentially overheard by human employees 😬 theverge.com/2025/1/2/24334…

smashmouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they don’t stop coming

@MichaelTrudell2 Because he only represents for himself (and other millionaires) and not the people of his state

Ted Cruz campaigned on this in 2016!