North Florida Grateful Dad

@pick_six22 You’re retarded

Karmelo Anthony should not be in jail. In what world are people allowed to take authority in their own hands, try to bully another kid and the kid defending himself is convicted for defending himself. #freekarmeloanthony

It is seriously a strange phenomenon.

@RealPostFolder Your wife sucks

@JamesPMNFan @Royals This has to be a parody account

Thank you @Royals for supporting LGBT people. My 6 yr old trans son does not watch baseball much because of all the MAGA bigots that polluted it in the past but you are making it a better place for trans kids to love the game with these neat trans friendly uniforms! #GoRoyals

@MargoinWNC Just moved from Wilmington NC to FL. Best decision ever.

If you’re from North Carolina and you don’t follow Jennifer, you should. She’s lived here. She knows North Carolina and she can tell you how North Carolina is getting California’ed. Can’t say enough about how incredibly important her reporting is.

Are there any republicans who find the Michelle Obama comment offensive? Are there any decent republicans out there.

@KILLTOPARTY Is this AI or did you come up with this? Impressed either way. 🤣

Elaine sits across from Jerry and George, furious. ELAINE: I think I’m being ghosted. JERRY: Ghosted? ELAINE: I bled on his sheets. Jerry stops mid-sip. JERRY: You what? ELAINE: I bled. A little. On his sheets. JERRY: On the sheets? ELAINE: Yes, Jerry. On the sheets. Where else would it happen, the drapes? JERRY: I don’t know. I just feel like sheets are sacred. They’re the final barrier between man and mattress. GEORGE: What color were they? ELAINE: White. GEORGE: Arrogant. White sheets are arrogant. JERRY: Very arrogant. GEORGE: White sheets say, “Nothing human will ever happen here.” ELAINE: It was barely anything! He acted like I threw a body in his bed. JERRY: I’m not a blood guy. ELAINE: Nobody is asking you to be a blood guy. JERRY: Some men are blood guys. GEORGE: I could be a blood guy. JERRY: You faint when you cut a tomato. GEORGE: I don't like the juices! ELAINE: Anyway, I apologized, I helped him take the sheets off, I offered to buy him new ones, and then he gave me a side hug. JERRY: Side hug? That’s not a hug. That’s a hallway maneuver. ELAINE: Exactly! And now he hasn’t answered me in a week and a half. GEORGE: Wait. You offered to buy him new sheets? ELAINE: Yes. GEORGE: And he ghosted before receiving the sheets? JERRY: Rookie mistake. GEORGE: Amateur. You accept the sheets, then disappear slowly. That’s etiquette. ELAINE: You’re both disgusting. GEORGE: I wouldn’t stop at sheets. ELAINE: Of course you wouldn’t. GEORGE: The bed is compromised. JERRY: Nothing happened to the bed. GEORGE: I’m saying t did. Psychologically, I couldn’t sleep there. I’d need a new mattress. ELAINE: You would use a woman’s embarrassment to get a new bed? GEORGE: Not use. Position. JERRY: Ah. Romance. GEORGE: “I’m not angry. I’m hurt. I don’t blame you. I blame the mattress.” Then I let her arrive there naturally. ELAINE: Naturally? GEORGE: Through guilt. Kramer bursts in and slides into the booth. KRAMER: What’s this about sheets? JERRY: Elaine bled on a man’s bed. Kramer lights up. KRAMER: Well, that’s fantastic. ELAINE: Fantastic? KRAMER: I prefer a woman on her period. JERRY: Of course you do. KRAMER: It’s earthy, Jerry. It’s honest. The body is speaking. JERRY: Mine is asking to leave. ELAINE: Why would you prefer that? KRAMER: No mystery. No games. A woman on her period knows exactly what she wants. ELAINE: Which is? KRAMER: Usually soup. JERRY: You’ve built an entire romantic philosophy around soup and menstruation. KRAMER: I’ve lived.

The Seinfeld episode writes itself

@vxylily Septum ring

MEN: be brutally honest, what really makes a woman instantly UNATTRACTIVE

The amount of respect you command is a direct byproduct of how high functioning you are, for high stress tolerance commands respect where low stress tolerance undermines it. In simple terms: if you can outwardly handle stress with greater composure than others, you will naturally command more respect than they do. Respect thus accrues not as a conscious decision, but as an instinctive response to your conduct. People will subconsciously evaluate your competence, placing you into one of two categories: asset or liability. If you are consistently steady under pressure and difficult to unsettle, you are deemed an operational asset, but if you collapse emotionally, offend easily, or routinely punish others for telling hard or sensitive truths, you will flag as a liability. Respect and authority flows to those who are deemed assets. Would you want a leader with poor stress tolerance who is prone to outbursts, collapse or destabilisation? Of course not. That would unsettle you. You would prefer someone who remains poised under pressure, because you would feel safer with someone with an exceptional capacity to metabolise stress even beyond what is objectively healthy or humane. Leadership as such gravitates to those who are able to bear more than their fair share of stress, not to those who impose their emotional turbulence on to others the very moment they are subjected to it. You seek someone unnaturally strong, who is capable of carrying not just their own burdens, but likewise yours. But you are neither unique or alone in holding that preference, for it is the underlying mechanism which determines how people intuitively designate leaders. To desire authority over others whilst being a source of emotional turbulence is thus not just naive, but incredibly immature. Authority necessarily then gravitates to those who serve the most stabilising function, because when it is given to the incapable, it results in dysfunction and tyranny. High functioning individuals inspire trust, because they manage destabilising, urgent, or sensitive information without unravelling. Low functioning individuals erode trust, because they amplify chaos, crumble under pressure, and turn urgent or sensitive matters into liabilities, thereby imposing burdens which others are forced to carry in their place. This is why if you want a relationship built on full and clear mutual transparency, you must be able to bear the costs of what you ask for. Both sides must be capable of absorbing shocks, disappointments, conflicts, and unpleasant truths without collapsing into hysteria or destructive anarchy. Respect simply is not owed, but earned. You are not entitled to what you have not proven you can endure, for it is the weight you are unable to carry that will define the limits of what others can trust you with.

@CollinRugg DEI and welfare IS your reparations.

NEW: Democrat Rep. Summer Lee says black Americans will stop voting if they start thinking they will never be paid reparations for slavery. "We fight for reparations because it’s owed us. It is owed us," Lee said. "If you believe that you're never gonna get reparations from the system, then you tap out. And you don't just tap out of the conversation, you tap out of the system. You don't wanna vote anymore."

@grahamformaine lol, you’re corrupt as the day is long.

Susan Collins is spineless and corrupt. And in 147 days, we will defeat her.

@claritywithcl Dumbest shit I read all day. Thank god my wife just likes to bang and isn’t a drama queen. She’s also conservative so that helps too. Y’all are nuts.

@StephenKing It was leaking 45,000 gallons of water a day ya stupid stupid man.

Very beautiful.

After I had an affair, my husband never touched me again. For eighteen years, we lived like strangers, until a post-retirement physical exam when what the doctor said made me break down on the spot………

@RoKhanna Cheating assholes!

A close friend of mine is cancelling his voter registration today. He is convinced Spencer Pratt was robbed of the election. I explained to him that in California we count absentees first (which skew older and more conservative) and election day voters are younger and more Democratic. The slow count is largely because of policies to maximize participation, including postmarking a ballot on Election Day. Regardless, we need to figure out in California how we can get the vote counted faster and results tabulated so it does not drag on. We should make the investments in operational improvements and resources in the wealthiest state in the nation. It is worth spending the resources to get the vast majority of the vote counted within 48 hours. Right now the system is eroding trust and spawning conspiracy theories.

@Omowale99949437 Nice try thug

Public setting not trespassing ✅️ Was NOT the aggressor✅️ Knife was legal per Texas law✅️ Was attacked by two low IQ thugs✅️ Karmelo Anthony is 100% innocent

@clerpatriot Stunning and brave

Moby has a message for Donald Trump… 😆 I’m sure the President totally remembers this washed-up has-been that nobody has cared about in 20+ years. Moby went from selling records to becoming a walking “remember me?” meme. What would you like to say to Moby?

@Idontgive2u I do the same thing. 3-5 days for me to be honest. With beach towels too. Who TF cares?

Est-ce que je suis dégueulasse ou est-ce que c’est normal ? Hier, une amie est venue à la maison et on a commencé à parler de routine quotidienne. Je lui ai dit tranquillement que mon mari et moi, on réutilisait la même serviette de douche pendant 2 à 3 jours. Elle m’a regardée comme si je venais de lui avouer un crime. Elle était littéralement choquée. Elle m’a dit : « Attends… vous faites QUOI ? Nous, on a chacun notre serviette, on l’utilise UNE SEULE fois et direct au sale. C’est pas négociable. » Je me suis sentie hyper gênée d’un coup. Genre, on est des gros dégueulasses sans le savoir ? Parce que franchement, après une douche on est propre, non ? La serviette n’est pas sale, elle est juste un peu humide. On la fait sécher et on la remet le lendemain. Ça nous a toujours paru logique. Du coup je pose la question sérieusement : vous faites comment chez vous ? Vous prenez une serviette propre à chaque douche ou vous la réutilisez plusieurs jours comme nous ?

NEW LONG FORM VIDEO: The rise and fall of Topgolf: the $1.5 billion mistake At one point, Topgolf was called the best thing to happen to golf since Tiger Woods. But in January 2026, the entire business was sold to a private equity firm in what many considered a fire sale. The price was $1.1 billion, less than half of what the company had been worth just five years earlier. Here’s the surprising part: during those five years, the business never stopped growing. Topgolf kept opening new locations, attracting new customers, and generating more revenue. So how does a company with growing sales, expanding locations, and a popular brand lose so much value? What went wrong? Was it bad management, changing consumer habits, or something deeper hidden in the business model? This is the rise and fall of Topgolf, version two.

@Ladylaw31256058 Shut that fucking dog up! Jesus

Just dropped. Focus from 4 minute mark forward. Surveillance footage discredits the "jumping" of the defendant. One would think after the showing of this video, the defense would be scrambling for a plea.