The Guv'nor

@LBC Jesus i thought he had died years ago!

Gary Glitter interviewed by police over fresh child sex accusations lbc.co.uk/article/gary-g…

@RupertLowe10 Rupert, please can you follow me back as my son has messaged you and it won't go through until he follow each other. Thanks

I am utterly horrified at the idea of Labour importing thousands and thousands more refugees - Sudan? Afghanistan? Somalia? It is evil. I am calling on both Reform and the Tories to match Restore Britain's commitment to deport anyone who arrives through this scheme. We must make it abundantly clear that ANYONE who arrives on these routes will NOT stay. That is the only way we can stop this now. 2029 is too late. We need to end it NOW.

@RupertLowe10 please could you follow me back as my son has just written to you by private message and you would not be able to see it until we follow each other. Thanks in advance Paul

@Avis Thanks Bridget, I have just sent the information and will await your reply. Appreciate your help

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@Avis Hi, I have just booked a car through you and car rental 8 .com. I am travelling from England to Madrid where I am picking the car up. Is my English license enough or do I need a international driver permit too please? Thanks

@ClarksonsFarm1 Mercedes E220 coupe. What a weapon that was

What is the best car you have ever owned?

@narindertweets His own party got him out.......because he is shit at his job!

Hounded out by right-wing media. He lost his brother months into his leadership and still carried on with grace. A shameful moment in political history

@tom_watson 🤣🤣🤣🤣 absolutely quality this top tweet 🚚🥳🎊

This is appallingly insensitive.

@Reuters 🤣🤣🤣🤣 we can see ya sneaking out, weee can see you sneaking outtttt 🤣🤣🥳🎊

Britain's Prime Minister Keir Starmer says he will resign, with a new leader to be in place by the time parliament returns in September, paving the way for Britain to have its seventh leader in 10 years. Live updates here: reut.rs/4w1ygxp

@Ryanair 🤣🤣🤣🤣🥳🎊

this didn't age well

@MrBeast You wish princess 🤣

If USA wins the World Cup WE CALLING IT SOCCER FOREVER! FULL STOP PERIOD

@PolitlcsUK 🤣🤣🥳🥳🎊🎊🥳🤣🤣

🚨 BREAKING: Keir Starmer has resigned as Prime Minister of the UK

@RachelReevesMP @Keir_Starmer 🤣🤣🤣🍻🤣🤣

From taking our party from the worst defeat in modern history, @Keir_Starmer turned it around and delivered a landslide majority just four years later.

@DavidLammy 🤣🤣🤣🤣 you weapon 🎊🥳

I’ve known Keir since he was a lawyer. He was principled then, just as he is now, and throughout his career he has been driven by a deep sense of public service and duty to this country. He transformed the Labour Party, rooted out antisemitism, restored trust and made our party electable again. He won a historic mandate to change Britain for the better and, most importantly, he delivered on that promise. With Keir’s leadership, this Labour government brought stability back to our economy, cut NHS waiting lists, improved renters’ rights, began to fix the crisis we inherited in our courts and prisons, reduced small boat crossings, protected young people online, lifted half a million children out of poverty and restored Britain’s standing in the world. He put Britain back at the heart of Europe, stood firmly with Ukraine and rebuilt relationships with our allies. Change promised, change fought for and change delivered. That is Keir Starmer’s legacy, and I am incredibly proud to have played my part in it.

@Ed_Miliband You absolute weapon 🤣🤣🥳🎊

Keir Starmer can be immensely proud of his achievements in bringing Labour back to power and leading two years in Government to make Britain a fairer, stronger country. Today’s statement showed the great dignity and integrity that is the mark of the man.

@Keir_Starmer 🤣🤣🤣🤣🎊🥳🎊🤣

Watch live: My statement. x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

@roylarner41 🤣🤣🥳🥳🥳🎊🎊🥳🎊🤣

Starmer gone Fuck You Starmer

@LibbyTard17 🤣🤣🤣🤣🎊👯‍♀️🎊🥳

The day Keir Starmer resigns should be marked as a national day of mourning. If it ever happens, I will be hosting a candlelight vigil in Bristol city centre to honour his brilliant legacy as the best PM in history. Who's with me? 🌹 #ClapForKeir #TenYearKeir #StandWithStarmer

@piersmorgan 🤣🤣🤣🤣🥳🎊🎊🎊🤣🤣🤣🤣 useless absolutely useless. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

BREAKING: Keir Starmer cries as he resigns as UK Prime Minister. Sad end to a dismal tenure. Never seen such a big election win end in such abject failure so fast. Bottom line: he wanted power but didn’t know how to lead the country. He was the ultimate man without a plan.

Oi ya sausage you still packing ya useless plank @Keir_Starmer 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 hurry up and get out hey