Emir of Jockistan 🤖

@PeterStefanovi2 He could cut fuel duty and vat on fuel, that would help seeing as these two taxes make up about half the cost of a litre.

PM says the advice on fuel is 'normal use, no need to do anything other than what's normal' Oil and petrol prices have again spiked after the US deployed more troops to the Middle East 'The single most important thing we can do is de-escalate to get the Strait of Hormuz open'

@thinkdefence What’s that, two companies? Incredible to think this is the largest jump in decades.

Appear where the enemy is not

@g_t_re You could but why would you want to come to this shithole anyway?

@Phoenix45Blog For something I dont need. The only country I can't even get on a plane bound for the UK. I could go to France then over on a dingy

What is stopping the RAF asking those nice gentleman Sappers to build some basic physical protection for their scarce and hyper expensive aircraft?

@gracebrod1e No, it’s 8 out of 10. Or 80% according to Haaretz. militarywatchmagazine.com/article/israel…

It was actually 2% hit targets but why let the truth get in the way of engagement farming

@g_t_re @aboyfaekelty @thinkdefence I feel your pain, £90 for a passport and another tenner for a digital photo, plus postage.

Do you have a spare Hydrema and a Volvo. I can build you a command bunker. Won't be much left of your house though. Oh yea and a flight and a new British passport as I'm now living in the US and a US citizen and the thieves in Westminster won't allow me to come to the UK on a US passport. I have to have a up to date UK one too.

@RestoreAberdeen Why not move to England and enjoy the gold plated services there?

Grim SNP Scotland, can’t blame Westminster as this is devolved, but the Braveheart extras will still try Sadly it’s normal, a friend had appendicitis and was told 11 hours ambulance wait A paramedic friend told me they often only take 1-2 calls per shift due to waiting at ARI

@FennellJW Because cutting taxes will stimulate the economy leading to an increase in revenue. But our taxes don’t pay for government spending anyway.

How do we pay for defence if we cut taxes?

@JohnSwinney @Ianmac611 You’ll write another sternly worded letter to our coloniser who will give it a damned good ignoring. But the trough will be full of English gold and those busy snouts can get their heads down for another half decade.

On day one of a new SNP government, I will demand powers over energy to be transferred to the Scottish Parliament - so we can cut bills, protect jobs and unlock investment. If Westminster will not bring your bills down, they should get out of the way for a government that will.

@g_t_re @aboyfaekelty @thinkdefence You’re welcome to come round my gaff and build some field fortifications. I always wanted a trench with overhead cover looking down the drive. Oh, and a tunnel network.

@Phoenix45Blog @aboyfaekelty @thinkdefence You're in trouble now. You insult one, You insult us all

@FTusa284 What does any of that mean?

Great, 1,200 contracts signed but NMH aside, as well as a £1.8bn minibus/coach contract, precious little in the Cat A/B sphere. A bit like Andy Start saying that, IIRC, 88% of all DE&S contracts being on time/to budget....As long as they were for printer toner and stationary...

@brodie_prime @Malcolm_Offord The benefits of being an English colony

@Phoenix45Blog @Malcolm_Offord I think you'll find anyone earning over 28k a year is paying more. The fact most don't is testament to how shit the jobs are here and how many are on UC

Holyrood’s cushy consensus will have you believe there’s no waste to cut. But in the last ten years the Scottish Government’s devolved civil service headcount grew by over 72%. Did public services improve? Reform will find the waste. We will lower income tax below England’s.

@aboyfaekelty @thinkdefence I’ve never heard that

@Phoenix45Blog @thinkdefence We are always called Officers and Gentlemen of the Royal Engineers don't you know.

@Megatron_ron Henceforth the entity shall be known as Usrael

NEW: 🇮🇱🇺🇸 Israeli Channel 12 reports that Israel plans to propose to the United States the establishment of military bases on its territory as well as the withdrawal of the remaining bases from the Middle East to their territory.

@Malcolm_Offord It is England’s energy policy which gives us the highest energy bills in the world.

Scotland can become an energy superpower again. But as The Times explains, it cannot do so with only wind - not without giving us the highest energy bills in the developed world. We need a Scottish Government that’s honest about this. It's why Scotland needs Reform!

@thinkdefence We can be certain that nobody knows what will happen. We can be certain that a lot of people will be affected

There seems to be an awful lot of certainty on here about the Iran conflict, on both sides of the opinion equation.

@A_M_R_M1 Only US troops will die in this ground invasion, the zios are only fit to kill women and children

🚨Breaking: Israel’s Channel 12 reports that the U.S. Central Command chief visited Israel and agreed on plans to carry out a ground military operation against Iran.

@HananyaNaftali That factory manufactures weapons which are used to kill children

BREAKING: Iranian missile hits Israeli factory in Beersheba. Massive damage as Iran targets civilians.

@jackmcconnelDG @ScottishLabour The Scots need to be rid of your English party for good

And we’re out and about again this Palm Sunday afternoon! 🌴 The South needs change and only @ScottishLabour can change the government

Yoon fucks painting kerbstones

@siaxares @nicholadrummond @Starlink You’re posting from Norway.

I’m a dissident in Iran, connecting right now via @Starlink during the #DigitalBlackOutIran‌. The vast majority of Iranians vehemently oppose this regime. Thousands of us have already died proving it. Most of those martyrs had active online accounts. Look up their names. You’ll see they all stood for a free Iran and the return of Pahlavi. Our most common slogans say it all: "Long live the King" and "This is the final battle — Pahlavi will return." Right now, the Iranian people are staying in their homes because @realDonaldTrump , @netanyahu , and @PahlaviReza himself asked us to until the bombings stop. We are waiting. We know the price of freedom will be high. But the price of letting this regime survive is far higher. We have accepted the cost — this war. The regime’s time is over. #KingRezaPahlavi‌ForIran #IranRevolution2026‌