Emir of Jockistan 🤖

@aboyfaekelty @thinkdefence I’ve never heard that

@Phoenix45Blog @thinkdefence We are always called Officers and Gentlemen of the Royal Engineers don't you know.

What is stopping the RAF asking those nice gentleman Sappers to build some basic physical protection for their scarce and hyper expensive aircraft?

@Megatron_ron Henceforth the entity shall be known as Usrael

NEW: 🇮🇱🇺🇸 Israeli Channel 12 reports that Israel plans to propose to the United States the establishment of military bases on its territory as well as the withdrawal of the remaining bases from the Middle East to their territory.

@Malcolm_Offord It is England’s energy policy which gives us the highest energy bills in the world.

Scotland can become an energy superpower again. But as The Times explains, it cannot do so with only wind - not without giving us the highest energy bills in the developed world. We need a Scottish Government that’s honest about this. It's why Scotland needs Reform!

@thinkdefence We can be certain that nobody knows what will happen. We can be certain that a lot of people will be affected

There seems to be an awful lot of certainty on here about the Iran conflict, on both sides of the opinion equation.

@A_M_R_M1 Only US troops will die in this ground invasion, the zios are only fit to kill women and children

🚨Breaking: Israel’s Channel 12 reports that the U.S. Central Command chief visited Israel and agreed on plans to carry out a ground military operation against Iran.

@HananyaNaftali That factory manufactures weapons which are used to kill children

BREAKING: Iranian missile hits Israeli factory in Beersheba. Massive damage as Iran targets civilians.

@jackmcconnelDG @ScottishLabour The Scots need to be rid of your English party for good

And we’re out and about again this Palm Sunday afternoon! 🌴 The South needs change and only @ScottishLabour can change the government

Yoon fucks painting kerbstones

@siaxares @nicholadrummond @Starlink You’re posting from Norway.

I’m a dissident in Iran, connecting right now via @Starlink during the #DigitalBlackOutIran‌. The vast majority of Iranians vehemently oppose this regime. Thousands of us have already died proving it. Most of those martyrs had active online accounts. Look up their names. You’ll see they all stood for a free Iran and the return of Pahlavi. Our most common slogans say it all: "Long live the King" and "This is the final battle — Pahlavi will return." Right now, the Iranian people are staying in their homes because @realDonaldTrump , @netanyahu , and @PahlaviReza himself asked us to until the bombings stop. We are waiting. We know the price of freedom will be high. But the price of letting this regime survive is far higher. We have accepted the cost — this war. The regime’s time is over. #KingRezaPahlavi‌ForIran #IranRevolution2026‌

@MOSSADil There are no civilians in the Zionist entity apart from the Torah Jews

14 injured in Beersheba after Iranian ballistic missile strike •5 injured by the blast shockwave •9 treated for panic attacks and anxiety While Israel targets Iranian military leadership, the Iranian regime’s attacks are hitting the most vulnerable civilians, already responsible for the deaths of children, a 102-year-old man, a foreign worker, and two pregnant women. 🇮🇱 Stay updated—follow @MOSSADil.

@SeabrookCrisps Hedgehog flavour?

Can you guess which flavour’s coming back next month?

@UndisScot I’m going with Edinburgh

WHERE IN SCOTLAND? Where is this? This is part of an image that appears somewhere on Undiscovered Scotland. Please reply with your answers. We'll award kudos to the first correct response before posting the next in the series tomorrow.

@MOSSADil @GovMikeHuckabee @StealthMedical1 There are no strangers in the Christian church

@GovMikeHuckabee @StealthMedical1 Was it coordinated, or did they show up as strangers?

My statement re Prohibiting the Latin Patriarch of entering Church of Holy Sepulcher on Palm Sunday: While all Holy sites in the Old City are closed due to safety concerns for mass gatherings including the Western Wall, Church of the Holy Sepulcher and Al Aqsa Mosque, the action today by the Israel Nat'l Police to deny Latin Patriarch Cardinal Pierbattista Pizzaballa and 3 other priests from entering the Church to offer a blessing on Palm Sunday is an unfortunate overreach already having major repercussions around the world.  Home Front Command Guidelines restrict any gatherings to 50 people or less.  The 4 representatives of the Catholic Church were well below that restriction.  Statements from the Gov't of Israel indicate the action to prohibit Cardinal Pizzaballa entry to the Church of the Holy Sepulcher were for safety reasons, but churches, synagogues, and mosques throughout Jerusalem have met with the restrictions of 50 or less.  For the Patriarch to be barred from entry to the Church on Palm Sunday for a private ceremony is difficult to understand or justify. Israel has indicated it will work with the Patriarch to accommodate a safe means of carrying out Holy Week activities.

@thinkdefence Mmmm jimmpy

Illustration: GPMG Gunner fires from a prone position during Live firing ranges for students of the Light Close Reconnaissance Commanders course.

@BloodyPolitics Half of that goes in tax to the English exchequer

How much? 📍 Morrisons Ayr #petroldieselprices

@jag_less58788 @albathepict @ian_mchaffie You’re correct, Scotland’s can’t be dealt with because we are colonised by England.

@albathepict @ian_mchaffie We can never be an independent Scotland and a member of the EU, another unsolvable useless policy of the SNP. Just empty the bins, bring back proper education, and address the vaccine injured. Scotland has real problems you obviously can't deal with.

I was one of the AUOB organisers, and they were invited along with Sturgeon in those good old days when over 100,000 attended our marches in the Hope Over Fear rally in George Square in 2014. We invited Sturgeon, but she refused.

@Malcolm_Offord Scots already pay less income tax than the English.

Holyrood’s cushy consensus will have you believe there’s no waste to cut. But in the last ten years the Scottish Government’s devolved civil service headcount grew by over 72%. Did public services improve? Reform will find the waste. We will lower income tax below England’s.

@coletteeastdun Why would anyone vote for someone so dishonest that they would misrepresent their own political party?

Strathkelvin and Bearsden needs change. Back me on 7th May to beat the SNP. #ScottishLabour

@thinkdefence @BO3673 Government spending isn’t borrowing, that’s a neoliberal trope introduced by Thatcher to justify spending cuts.

@BO3673 What do you think the odds are Phil, and if that emergency budget wasn't just more borrowing?

So when do we get the emergency budget? There’s no way it seems to me CSR settlement can continue. Taxes will need to go up and will never be a better time to tackle triple lock and welfare issues. We’re surely just a few weeks away from locking in a very big crisis.

@tracygilbert72 Why would anyone vote for someone as dishonest as you?

With just 40 days to go, only Labour can take on the SNP and win in Northern. Vote Eleanor Ryan-Saha for the real change Scotland needs 🌹