🎖️Col. Bork Jefferson

@Deezus_Walks GOOD LIST

I have finished watching ALL 90+ theatrically released Disney+Pixar movies and this is the ordered tier list

@GrumpsCrypto I’M IN THAT AWKWARD STAGE WHERE EVERYTHING FROM 5-8i CAN GO 160

@ProofofBork As you tighten up your swing, you’ll fill the gaps better. 165 is my 8 iron. 175 7i 190 6i. Shouldn’t really have one club for a 25 yard range. That 7w should be 180-190 for ya once you start making consistent contact

TOOK FIRST GOLF LESSON TODAY HIT NEW (TO ME) 7w FOR THE FIRST TIME AT THE SAME SESSION I’M GETTING BETTER AT THIS GAME PPL WILL REPORT BACK ON SCORING AS THE SZN PROGRESSES

@GrumpsCrypto MY 5w GOES 190-205 😭 I WAS USING IT AS BASICALLY EVERYTHING OVER 150 LAST YEAR AND EVENTUALLY GOT TOO LONG, WAS OFTEN IN TROUBLE OR OVER THE BACK SO IM HOPING THIS 7w WILL FILL THAT 165-190 HOLE IN MY BAG

@ProofofBork Excellent. I just picked up a 9wood for this season myself! Needed a good 200-215 club to replace my 5iron that’s been mighty inconsistent. Now I’m working with just 6-pw for irons

@JakeSucky HEY DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE DRIVING

This truck driver put a $6,000 racing sim in his passenger seat to pass time while he's stuck in traffic😭

Out drove Tiger Woods today .

@antibioticpig VINTAGE 1982 ✨

YOU EVER HAD A RANGE SESSION SO BAD YOU JUST LEFT A HALF FULL LARGE BUCKET IN THE STALL AND WENT HOME? BORK JEFFERSON HAS

SO THIS WORKS

@GlobalWatchClub A B C I

If you had $175k, which watches would you choose?

@FightWithMemes LESSON HERE THOUGH

The rare time a Leftist joke is funny

BIG CIALIS SHILLS TAKING OVER THE TL

THE WORST XITTER UPDATE IS THE FUCKIN TAP TO VIEW 4 STACKED IMAGES META NOW IT DOESN’T EVEN STACK THE IMAGES AND PPL JUST FLOODING TL WITH PICS FOR THAT FORMAT THAT DON’T EVEN WORK CURSED APP

@rfkenmore I mean, mines in there right now 😂

@ProofofBork Yea let me just toss my laptop in there for my commute to the office

The more unc I get, the more stuff like this looks like a legitimate solve for: not backpack, not tote bag, has pockets, and travels well

@jowenNFT YEAH I’LL HAVE A TALL HOT AMERICANO THX

If the Starbucks CEO simply made $42.5 million, each barista would get a $86,590 raise. That’s crazy.

@Captain_Chavez @IngrahamAngle BURNED HALF A BITCOIN ON THAT FUCKING CAT

@IngrahamAngle I literally have lost 2 million dollars on a meme coin called shark cat “I’ve seen friends lose $400” is hilarious 🤣

“This sports BETTING trend has become an epidemic.” Eli Thompson warns many students are losing serious money. “I’ve seen friends lose $400 or $500 — not just their own money, but money set aside for college or a car. And it’s affecting school, sports, and their social lives.”

@LostMemeArchive @blorfo312 HELLO SPROTO

Gotta Go Fast (2008)

Here we go again

TEXTS FROM WIFE